Michael Phelps

MICHAEL PHELPS WOULDN’T MIND JUDGING A BEAUTY PAGEANT

Gold medalist Michael Phelps was ALL OVER the Miss California pageant at the Riviera hotel in Palm Springs last month and he had the time of his life flirting with many of the contestants. He had a full backstage pass so the swim champ could prowl all around the event. Besides dating beauty queens, Phelps has become somewhat addicted to beauty contests. He loves everything about them and can’t get enough of them, so he arranges to attend as many as possible. The girls never fail to give him a warm reception.

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MICHAEL PHELPS HAS FEMALE PROBLEMS

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Michael Phelps’ legion of female fans thought about Page 6’s story about him taking a sexy Asian Las Vegas cocktail waitress/nude internet model (see photo) named Caroline Pal, home for Thanksgiving. Who knew that was his type? Noting that, a buxom Asian fan apparently figured SHE’S his type and might stand a chance with him, so she glommed onto him at LAX and delighted in being photographed with him. Michael looked embarrassed and tried to be polite, but didn’t know what to do. He ducked away from her as soon as possible.

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MICHAEL PHELPS LOOKS EVEN BETTER WITHOUT THE GOLD MEDALS

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Here’s proof that gold medalist Michael Phelps didn’t HAVE to look dreadful on the cover of Sports Illustrated. The magazine obviously devoted it’s photo budget to their Swimsuit models and ignored the Olympic hero’s cover. Some misguided people thought Michael was not capable of taking a good picture. Yet here he is walking through the Washington DC airport here looking undeniably HOT.

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WHY DEMI MOORE IS PURSUING MICHAEL PHELPS

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Demi Moore was seen out with Michael Phelps there was a lot of supposition and speculation. Some wags went as far as to say that she was trading in Ashton for a new younger model. Actually, Demi was turning on the charm to coax Phelps into doing a reality show which she and Ashton will produce. The Enquirer revealed that after meeting Michael at the VMA’s, Demi invited him for drinks at the Chateau Marmont to talk him into doing the show. She and Ashton had him to their home for dinner to convince him that he, too, can be a Hollywood star. The show will feature the 23 year old swim hero at home enjoying his newfound fame and success. Phelps still has reservations, but the Kutchers are already shopping the concept to networks

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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED DIDN'T DO MICHAEL PHELPS ANY FAVORS

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Michael Phelps is everybody’s hero, but are we the only ones who admit that we think he looks like a supergeek on this Sports Illustrated cover? How could they do this to him? This photo will follow him for the rest of his life. To put it politely, it minimizes his attributes. The magazine bends over backwards to make sure their swimsuit models look good. They couldn’t give our Olympic paragon a break? We could take a better photo in our backyard.

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MICHAEL PHELPS IS DESTINED TO DO THAT VICTORY DANCE

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Michael Phelps and his team won the Olympics freestyle relay – their victory “dance” – with outstretched arms and exaggerated postures – closely resembled the dominance displays of chimps and monkeys! According to the LA Times, the animal world is full of inflated displays of superiority. Birds and cats puff up and strike a pose. Scientists have studied photos of humans and animals in victorious situations and they all behave the same. Even blind athletes do it. Researchers concluded the behavior is innate and the same for all, regardless of what culture or country they came from. Which means Michael can’t HELP doing the victory dance when he wins – it’s like sneezing!

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