Miss USA Pageant

NO MORE BEAUTY PAGEANTS FOR SHANNA MOAKLER

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Shanna Moakler (on and off again wife of Travis Barker) tossed out her eyelashes and blow dryer when she resigned as director of the Miss USA California contest. This is how she looked on her way to lunch this week. She got the job because she HERSELF was Miss USA in 1995.

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49 MILLION ISN'T ENOUGH – HEATHER MILLS IS STEALING JOBS FROM AMERICANS

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Don’t know about you, but if we never saw Heather Mills’ whiney face again, we’d live happily ever after. Her exhausting divorce from Paul McCartney netted her 48.6 million and she’s STILL not happy. Her unpleasant behavior and endless nasal complaining during the divorce proceedings made her an unpopular person, to say the least. So WHY did somebody already hire her to be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas? She’s no beauty expert and we’d rather the job went to an American. Our only consolation is the fact that beauty pageants are so tacky and antiquated – they’re not much to brag about.

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