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WE TOLD YA SO!

Yes, we DID!  Way back on April 5 when Donald Trump was criminally charged for the first time, we revealed that his campaign planned to cash in on his mugshot and plaster in on everything from T-shirts to mugs. Well it only took three more criminal indictments and on the fourth time around, Donald was forced to finally pose for a mugshot and guess what? His campaign is cashing in and selling merchandise with his mugshot on everything from T-shirts  and hoodies to mugs.

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DONALD TRUMP DODGED A BIG FAT BULLET

Our well connected Donald Trump source shared this telling tidbit about the disgraced former president. By now everyone around the world has likely seen this mafia boss like mugshot where’s he’s scowling, but the more interesting part of his rap sheet concerns his WEIGHT. Our source reveals that Trump was TERRIFIED of having to jump on a scale during the booking process, since he likes to pretend he’s in great shape. Luckily for HIM the standard booking procedure is to use the weight listed one’s driver’s license, where Trump’s is listed at 215 pounds. If he’s found guilty and sent to prison, Trump will be strip searched and weighed, and according to recent pics, he probably tips the scale at over 250 pounds!

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DONALD TRUMP’S FAKE MUGSHOT

Donald Trump had big plans to cash in on his own mugshot before he learned there wouldn’t BE one. He figured his mugshot would inevitably leak and other people would make money with it, so he intended to beat them to the punch. He planned to raise money for his campaign by selling mugshot merchandise immediately – t-shirts, sweats, mugs etc. The unexpected lack of a genuine mugshot didn’t stop him – his campaign store is already selling a fake mugshot t-shirt ($36) with a large assortment of mugshot merchandise to follow. Just as we expected, he’s using the indictment to fundraise…

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DONALD TRUMP IS PREPARING FOR HIS MUGSHOT

Just hours after he was indicted, Donald Trump did the very thing that most other accused criminals would NOT do – he called a local Palm Beach tailor to rush a custom made suit! Believe it or not, an insider reveals that Donald is superstitious, so he wants a new suit, shirt, tie and shoes, to wear for his mugshot and then he’s planning to DISCARD the entire outfit! A Palm Beach insider reveals that Donald uses a few custom tailors in the posh community, and his measurements are on file. His rush order is already being worked on with seamstresses sewing around the clock to get the outfit ready in time.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

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AL PACINO: BURGLAR OR ACTOR?

We’ve always had a weakness for celebrity mugshots. This is one we haven’t seen before, for some reason. Al Pacino was only 20 when he and two other young actors were stopped by police in Rhode Island in 1961. The guys were dressed like burglars with masks and gloves, and a .38 caliber pistol was found in the car. They were arrested for possession of a concealed weapon and spent three days in jail because they couldn’t come up with the $2000 bail. Al explained that they were actors on their way to a job and the gun was a prop. Charges were dropped, but this cute photo lives on…
Would you have dated him?

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JEREMY MEEKS: CAN THIS HOT CRIP CHANGE HIS LIFE?

To be honest, we’ve never found Crips to be particularly attractive, but that changed when Jeremy Meeks, 30, came on the scene. You might remember Jeremy was the Hot Felon whose mug shot from the Stockton Police Department circulated around the world in 2014. Jeremy was arrested for illegal possession of firearms, gang activity, and described as a “violent criminal.” But that didn’t stop millions of women from swooning over his steamy good looks. He served his time and is now living in a halfway house under house arrest until July 7. The 6’1” hunk acquired a manager who claims Jeremy is getting modeling offers from major fashion brands, TV deals, etc from all over the world. The agent claims Jeremy is actually a soft-spoken humble guy who is grateful for the opportunity to change his life. Jeremy posted this current photo on Instagram as a sample of things to come…

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CHRIS KATTAN: A NIGHT WITHOUT AMBIEN

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Ever since we saw that HORRENDOUS mugshot of SNL comic Chris Kattan we’ve been wondering what the heck is going on with him. For the past couple of years he’s had DUIs and skirmishes with the law due to prescription abuse. Once he created havoc in flight and was arrested when he got off a plane – another time he was too high to get ON a flight. A judge sent him to AA meetings that he said he didn’t need. Chris blames it on his “bad back” (that was Chevy Chase’s excuse too.) His latest excuse was “Ambien” although he appeared to be all hopped up. Hopefully that’s behind him – he turned up this weekend at Chateau Marmont looking normal.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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JEREMY MEEKS MUG SHOT: WOMEN CAN’T HELP BEING TURNED ON- IT’S EVOLUTION

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That mug shot of Stockton gang-banger Jeremy Meeks is not a fluke – other pictures of him (above) are just as flattering. Sandy Banks wrote about the Meeks mug shot phenomenon in the LA Times today. She had trouble understanding how Meeks’ soulful eyes, strong jaw, and pouty lips could spark such ardor among SO many women of all ages. Sandy consulted a psychology professor who pointed out that Meeks face is EXACTLY what turns women on – we’re hard-wired by evolution to perceive these features as handsome. Men have always put their main focus on physical attractiveness of females, now women are acknowledging that good looking men are more appealing to them! We’d love to see career criminal Jeremy profit from all this attention and turn his life around. Maybe Tom Ford will bail him out and turn him into a fashion model.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO SNL STAR CHRIS KATTAN?

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Talk about a rough night at The Roxbury. We don’t know WHERE Chris Kattan was until 2 AM before he had his DUI, but this mug shot (left) reveals that he looks thrashed. He blames it all on prescription medication (doesn’t everybody?) Chris has 7 successful years on Saturday Night Live and even married a model named Sunshine Tutt, but it only lasted 5 weeks. He was last seen in January on Celebrity Cook-Off.

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DAVID BOWIE IN HIS “GOLDEN YEARS”


This is not an album cover – it’s a mug shot! One of the best ever. In 1976 David Bowie, 28, was on his Thin White Duke tour in America and enjoying the success of his hit “Golden Years.” When he arrived in Rochester, New York, he and Iggy Pop were arrested for possession of half a pound of marijuana. David pleaded “not guilty” and was described as very polite. Don’t know the outcome, but the show in Rochester DID go on…
Photo via: Dangerous Minds

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