North Korea

SETH ROGEN CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE STARTED

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Suddenly, Seth Rogen has nothing to do. He had a breakneck schedule planned promoting his comic movie The Interview, but when Sony was cyber attacked, they pulled it out of theaters. Seth pondered the REASON North Korea reacted so violently to the movie. “Maybe they figured it could have been smuggled into the country and caused a revolution. OR it could have started a nuclear war. Who knows?” Sony has yet to decide what to do with the movie and today North Korea ‘s limited internet suffered an outage, but the US denies responsibility. Seth continues to be amazed by every deveopment. (Above, Seth found time to relax on Malibu Beach with his wife Lauren Miller.)

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DENNIS RODMAN IS DICTATOR KIM JONG UN’S PUPPET

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Dennis Rodman’s very public meltdown must have been a joy for North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to behold. We think Kim is USING Rodman to point out to his fellow countrymen how ignorant and backward Americans really are. Dennis’s nonsensical raving is enough to scare any North Korean citizen. On Rodman’s fourth visit to the repressive country he brought a team of basketball players and put on an exhibition game for Kim’s birthday. You can bet they were all paid HANDSOMELY. Rodman is obviously still an alcoholic, probable drug abuser, and has a few loose screws. Who better to represent the capitalistic American people? Kim Jong Un is many things, but not a fool.

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