KARINA SMIRNOFF WASTES HER NUDITY ON PETA

Filed Under: Dancing With the Stars > Karina Smirnoff > Nude > PETA

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Add “Dancing with the Stars” Karina Smirnoff to the list of celebrities foolish enough to take off their clothes for the animal cult PETA. Or maybe these celebrities just want an EXCUSE to take off their clothes. If they really cared about animals they’d volunteer or donate money to the many fine animal rights organizations that use their money to neuter and care for pets – NOT to purchase billboard space for self aggrandizement.

WHY VICTORIA, ARE YOU NAKED UNDER THAT COAT?

Filed Under: Fashion > Nude > Victoria Beckham

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When Victoria Beckham dashes through any airport, heads turn to stare, (she’s usually the most dressed-up person in sight.) Her last airport visit caused a lot of speculation because it appeared that she was wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath. Even photographers who followed her never saw any evidence that she had a stitch of clothing under the coat. Since she always changes into comfortable clothes during her flight, maybe she decided not to dress at all until she got on the plane.

HAS LISA RINNA TAKEN LEAVE OF HER SENSES?

Filed Under: Lisa Rinna > Nude > SAG Awards

We HAVE to wonder what's going on in Lisa Rinna’s head since we saw photos of her at the SAG Awards in this dress with an impossibly high slit . We thought it was bad taste having her spanx or flesh colored underwear on display, but when we were told by people who examined the photos microscopically that she is flaunting bare skin, we were appalled. Consider the psychological implications. Is Lisa really running around in skimpy clothes without underwear like Britney in her crazy days? Is Lisa capable of such a glaring faux pas? Flashing to get attention is not pretty.

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MICHAEL PHELPS HAS FEMALE PROBLEMS

Filed Under: Las Vegas > Michael Phelps > Models > Nude

We wonder what Michael Phelps’ legion of female fans thought about Page 6’s story about him taking a sexy Asian Las Vegas cocktail waitress/nude internet model (see photo) named Caroline Pal, home for Thanksgiving. Who knew that was his type? Noting that, a buxom Asian fan apparently figured SHE’S his type and might stand a chance with him, so she glommed onto him at LAX and delighted in being photographed with him. Michael looked embarrassed and tried to be polite, but didn’t know what to do. He ducked away from her as soon as possible.

THE TWISTED SEX AND CLONING STORY OF JOYCE MCKINNEY WILL MAKE A GREAT MOVIE

Filed Under: Bernann McKinney > Cloning > Dogs > Joyce McKinney > Nude > Penthouse > Sex

Hollywood must be scrambling to buy the rights to the Joyce McKinney story: it features insanity, obsession, religion, a Penthouse pinup turned female rapist, courtroom drama, and a cloned vicious pit bull. Jeremy Olshan of the NY Post dished up all the lurid details that other news outlets neglected.

As you may recall, a woman named Bernann McKinney recently made the news because she cloned her pit bull in Korea for $50,000, and the result was five puppies. Someone recognized her photograph and ID’d her as Joyce McKinney, a sex crazed pinup girl who was on the lam for 30 years after she kidnapped a Mormon missionary. Joyce, a former Miss Wyoming, was a Utah student in the 70’s when she became obsessed with Kirk Anderson, a fellow student and missionary. They had a brief romance but she was too possessive, and he moved to England to escape her.

She tracked him down, and with chloroform and a fake gun, kidnapped him and manacled him with fur lined handcuffs to a bed at a remote cottage. After days of reading the scriptures and begging him to marry her, she forced him to have sex with her. Later in court he said ” I couldn’t move” and she testified “Kirk had to be tied up to have an orgasm.”

The UK tabloids went wild with the story, dubbing her the “Shackle Queen.” Somehow McKinney jumped bail and hid in Atlanta posing as a nun. When it became clear that British authorities didn’t intend to extradite her, she posed nude in a series of magazines. In 1984 she was caught skulking around Kirk’s home and was arrested again. In 1999 she was interviewed living in isolation in a shack in Tennessee with her beloved pit bull, who pulled her wheelchair.

Now it turns out her beloved pit bull viciously attacked two joggers and was condemned to be euthanized, but Joyce kidnapped HIM from the pound before he could be put to death. So these adorable puppies have THAT DNA. The Koreans who cloned her dog might be sorry they gave her a $50,000 discount for being “so nice.”
Who would YOU cast in the role of Joyce?

CHRISTINA AGUILERA AND JORDAN BRATMAN: STILL NUDISTS?

Filed Under: Christina Aguilera > Jordan Bratman > Nude

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OK, we promise – no more beauty and the beast jokes. It’s just that Christina Aguilera simply keeps getting better looking and we can’t say the same for her husband Jordan Bratman. However, to his credit, he’s always THERE for her and doesn’t mind holding her bag. Do you suppose they still spend their Sundays in the nude now that they have a baby?

GET READY! HERE COMES JASON SEGAL NUDE AGAIN!

Filed Under: Forgetting Sarah Marshall > Jason Segal > Nude

The jaded LA audience actually squirmed in their theater seats at the premier of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and that doesn’t happen often. What made them uncomfortable was the abundance of full frontal male nudity provided by Jason Segal. Our source at the premier said that Jason appears at least seven or eight times in the movie in scenes where he’s TOTALLY naked. This R rated movie is not your typical date movie, but despite the exhibitionism, the crowd really liked it.

WHO'S THAT GIRL? IS IT MARILYN MONROE OR MADONNA?

Filed Under: Las Vegas > Madonna > Marilyn Monroe > Nude > Sex

Remember that excited guy in Las Vegas who announced that he had stumbled upon what he thought was a very rare nude photograph of Marilyn Monroe? His name is Lawrence Nicastro, he’s 73, and he invited reporters to take a look at the poster size picture. He figured it was taken when Monroe filmed The Misfits in Las Vegas in 1960 and he found it in a box stored in someone’s garage. He was SO embarrassed when a newsman pointed out that it was actually Madonna! It was the nude hitchhiking picture that Steven Meisel snapped for her Sex book in 1992. Madonna must be flattered, but she might not be thrilled to see this photo plastered all over the internet again because of her kids. Which is worse, mother hitchhiking nude or smoking a cigarette?