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P DIDDY ISN’T ACCUSTOMED TO GETTING SICK

P Diddy arrived in London last week to promote his album “Last Train to Paris” and he was feeling under the weather. According to the UK Mirror, he called in no less than 10 doctors for consultation and it was decided he had the flu. Diddy insists he was worried because he’s “only been sick twice in his life.” After a few days of resting in his hotel he announced that he’s planning a free concert for fans next week. He’s also trying to figure out how he can arrange to have lunch with the Queen. Lotsa luck, Diddy.

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P DIDDY’S CROWNING TOUCH OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE

Like most sane people, we were appalled to learn about P Diddy giving his son Justin Dior (yes, that’s his name) a $360,000 chauffeur driven Maybach for his 16th birthday. Imagine a nightclub birthday party for 1000 people! Does this kid have a chance of not being spoiled rotten? Wouldn’t it be better to buy him a first class education? After that outrageously expensive event we learned something even MORE appalling from Page Six. Diddy rented two THRONES and a $5000 golden CROWN for Justin, which was misplaced at the party. Diddy was afraid he’d have to pay for the missing crown, but it was eventually located in a stylist’s car with Justin’s clothes. A CROWN ? Somehow, EVERYTHING about this spending spree seems tasteless and wrong.

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P DIDDY PUTS COMFORT BEFORE GLAMOUR

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P Diddy is taking a lot of flak for wearing Crocs – especially since he’s a trendsetter in the fashion business. He can easily afford custom made alligator shoes, but he defiantly continues to flaunt his comfortable, but much-maligned, footwear when he’s walking around New York. The Crocs company is delighted – they’re hoping Diddy will make Crocs fashionable – and they’re featuring him on their website.

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LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT EXACTLY SOBER

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It took awhile for Lindsay Lohan to recover from her July 4th weekend. We hear she began celebrating early at P Diddy’s white party that started at 2 in the afternoon. She carried on at the after party at Guys & Dolls and was flopped over a couch when the lights came on at 2 AM. She was just about the last to leave. Lindsay had to be helped out the door and huddled in the backset of a friend’s car – probably headed for yet another get together.

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HOW QUICKLY P DIDDY FORGETS

Before the Lakers big win, P Diddy sat courtside at a game wearing a Yankee hat. The jumbotron camera was cruising around looking for front row celebrities to show on the big screen and it picked up his image. The crowd loudly BOOED. Whether the crowd was booing HIM or his HAT isn’t known, but Diddy was FURIOUS. At halftime he made a scene and chewed out the guy in charge of the jumbotron in full view of everyone. He yelled “HOW DARE you! Don’t EVER put me up on that screen without my PERMISSION! You have to set it up with MY people!” The jumbotron guy was NOT happy. The following Sunday, Diddy arrived at the game with his son and they were all decked out in Laker hats, colors, and logos. They sat courtside but never appeared on the jumbotron, like other famous faces did. At halftime Diddy approached the same jumbotron guy and whined “C’mon, man, why don’t you put me onscreen? I’m here with my son!” The guy looked at Diddy and said “No! After last time – NEVER again!” And he meant it.

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CHRIS BROWN SWEET TALKED HIMSELF BACK INTO RIHANNA'S LIFE AND P DIDDY PLAYED CUPID

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It’s official – Rihanna has been brainwashed. Just as we figured might happen, she has forgiven Chris Brown. Chris had been violent BEFORE the Grammy beating, and she has apparently gotten used to it. According to People mag, they are together in Florida at a house owned by P Diddy. Why Diddy is sticking his nose into this, we don’t know. Chris convinced Rihanna that it was HER fault for MAKING him mad and he lost control because he loves her SO much. Really. The worst may be yet to come.

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WHO IS THIS SUSPICIOUS HOODED CHARACTER?

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P Diddy had an “Unforgivable” (that’s the name of his fragrance) fashion lapse at LAX and he hoped no one would notice. But they did. He was layered up in a baseball cap , a hooded sweatshirt, a winter jacket and Crocs on his feet. He had an assistant carrying his bags and a pillow. Security took one look at his appearance and insisted that the multimillionaire show his passport and peel off all his outerwear.

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P DIDDY: THE ART OF DRESSING DOWN

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P Diddy is in the fashion business so naturally we have certain expectations. He has an extensive wardrobe, but we happen to think he looks loads better in a suit and tie than he does in casual clothes. (And slimmer too.) Maybe it’s the baggy but crisp, ironed jeans that make us wince, but in this photo he manages to look like just another guy.

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IS P DIDDY KING OF THE WORLD?

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Is anybody out there as turned OFF by this photo of P Diddy as we are? And for SO many reasons. He posed this way for Italian Vogue and it makes us wonder WHAT the Italians must think about American men and their egos. What do you like or hate about this picture?

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P DIDDY WANTS US TO THINK HE'S A DEVOTED DADDY

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Does this photo op look like a cheezy and obvious attempt by P Diddy to get himself some favorable publicity to anyone but us? Diddy must be craving attention and he knows cute celebrity babies always attract photographers’ interest. It’s certainly odd to see Diddy take his ONE year old twins to the park to play – especially since they’re inappropriately dressed up in white dresses better suited to church. Photogenic, yes. Do we believe he’s a doting father? Not necessarily.

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