Pants

BILLY BOB THORNTON: YOUR PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN!

Little did we know…that Angelina’s Jolie’s ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton is in the middle of a summer tour with his band The Boxmasters – it will finish up in Europe in the fall. He always did prefer making music with his electric rockabilly/blues band to making movies. (One of the reasons why Angelina left him) But what’s with the PANTS? Doesn’t that falling down pants look belong to RAPPERS? We couldn’t resist poking fun at his style…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA -Billy preparing for Joshua Tree Music Festival

By Janet / May 21, 2023

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Benji Madden Pants

BENJI MADDEN: WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOUR PANTS?

Here’s an example of a guy who carries WAY too much stuff in his pockets. This is above and beyond a wallet and keys. It’s time for Benji Madden to consider buying a backpack or maybe a briefcase – or even a man-purse. Pants can only carry so much. Frankly, we’re surprised that Cameron Diaz let her husband out of the house looking like this. Along with the scraggly beard, Benji is not looking like a rock star sipping his Starbucks coffee. But perhaps Cameron is happy with that – their marriage seems to be quite successful.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / March 21, 2021

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Cardi B Offset Pants

WHAT’S HAPPENING IN OFFSET’S PANTS?

Valentines Day is a challenge for rapper Offset, who cruised Beverly Hills for the perfect gift for his wife Cardi B. But what do you buy for the girl who has everything? He landed at Cardi’s favorite store –Chanel– where he could do no wrong. Of course his other problem is: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE POCKETS OF THOSE PANTS? He looks like a shoplifter, but he managed to leave Chanel without incident…

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By Janet / February 12, 2021

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Inflatable Kourtney Kardashian Pants

IS KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN WEARING INFLATABLE PANTS?

At first glance, we thought Kourtney Kardashian was wearing inflatable pants because they looked so round and puffy on her. A closer look revealed that Kourtney was actually wearing some expensive looking brown leather pants when she arrived at a party at The Nice Guy. An odd choice. Not only are they wide but they look stiff – like they could stand up by themselves. Certainly not flattering and decidedly HEAVY for a summer night…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / August 24, 2019

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"The Man With The Iron Fist" DJ Khaled Jennifer Lopez Pants

OOPS! J.LO’S BAGGY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN!

And it’s no accident – her custom bigpants with matching thong are actually attached and unlikely to reveal more than she wants. Jennifer Lopez has some serious dancing to do -she is again collaborating with DJ Khaled, filming a music video in Miami. They’ve been lucky working together since her hit Dinero…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / November 15, 2018

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Pants Rihanna

RIHANNA’S PANTS ARE BIGGER THAN VICTORIA BECKHAM’S

Big pants are the next big thing and Rihanna jumped on the bandwagon right away. She’s in Paris for Fashion Week and turned heads with her huge jeans and oversize denim jacket. Big pants are super comfortable but there’s always a tripping hazard…

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By Janet / March 7, 2017

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Pants Victoria Beckham

VICTORIA BECKHAM IN HER BIG PANTS

Like it or not, these pants are in YOUR future! Big pants are all over the Paris runways and Victoria Beckham jumped on the bandwagon last season. Pants like this in her collection cost from $1200 up, but affordable knock-offs will be everywhere by Spring. Actually the trousers are reminiscent of Katherine Hepburn in the 1940’s. They might take some getting used to, but soon your skinny pants will feel claustrophobic…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By Janet / February 7, 2017

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Amanda Bynes Ashlee Simpson Evan Ross Extensions Hair! Pants

ASHLEE SIMPSON AND EVAN ROSS – WHO LOOKS GOOFIER?

Evan Ross’s pants nearly fell to the ground as he walked out of a Hollywood club with his bride Ashlee Simpson. He grabbed his trousers at the last minute and narrowly avoided disaster. But we can’t take our eyes off Ashlee Simpson – she seems to be wearing an “Amanda Bynes” costume for Halloween! Those long raggedly looking extensions!!! Certainly her sister Jessica’s hairdresser Ken Paves had nothing to do with THAT!

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By Janet / October 9, 2014

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Embarrassing! Pants Weston Cage

THE REAR VIEW WESTON CAGE DOESN’T THINK ABOUT

Let this be a warning to guys who wear that falling-down pants look and think it’s really cool. (That includes YOU, Bieber!) Nicolas Cage’s rocker son Weston Coppola Cage took his new baby son Lucian to the Chateau Marmont and when it was time to leave, he struggled to fold up his stroller, resulting in this unflattering rear view.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By Janet / October 5, 2014

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Hilary Duff Mike Comrie Pants

MIKE COMRIE’S PANTS ARE A FASHION DON’T

Here’s a classic example of the wrong man in the wrong pants. Hilary’s Duff’s estranged husband former hockey player Mike Comrie, has ventured into the world of drop crotch pants. What works for Justin Bieber doesn’t necessarily work for Mike. Comrie looks like he has huge hips and absurdly short legs thanks to these trousers. They look best on a tall thin frame. Despite the fashion faux pas, Hillary is enjoying his company with their son Luca, and who knows, they might call off the divorce.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By Janet / May 26, 2014

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