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MADONNA: FORGET ABOUT THE GRAMMYS

When Madonna posts a photo of herself on social media, you just KNOW there’s a very specific reason. It’s not impulsive. We’re analyzing this recent pic to figure out what she’s thinking. First of all, it LOOKS like she’s not wearing makeup – and looks darn good. Also she wants you to note that the injection induced “facial swelling” that caused an uproar at the Grammys and had her griping about misogyny and ageism, is gone. We’re not sure about the shaggy red hair – is it real or a wig? Only time will tell…

Photo: Instagram

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CHRISTINA AGUILERA: DID SHE OR DIDN’T SHE?

Not sure if Christina Aguilera was inspired by Brittany Spears or not, but she’s definitely been posting sexier photos of herself lately. This photo is far from her best, but it did get a lot of attention from observers commenting on obvious photoshopping, especially in the thighs area. We know Christina loves to eat, so it’s not out of the question…

Photo: Instagram

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MADONNA AND KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAVE BEEN STUDYING DURING PANDEMIC

SOME of us have used our pandemic down-time to perfect new skills, and that can certainly be said of Khloe Kardashian and Madonna. Khloe has been learning the joys of advanced photoshopping and posting impossibly glamorous photos of herself that look like she’s had major plastic surgery. She has managed to give herself flawless skin, highlighted hair, a newly contoured pointed chin, and a smaller body all over. She might have inspired Madonna because now Madonna has been posting refined photoshopped pics that turn back time! Madonna’s photos show a face totally without lines and glowing skin- she looks many years younger. If these women continue to stay home and post flattering pix, we will never know what they really look like!

Madonna photo: Instagram
Khloe photo: Twitter

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KYLIE JENNER DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE HER (?)

Now why would that be? Kylie Jenner just had dinner at Nobu in Malibu with her friend, singer Harry Hudson, Caitlyn Jenner (her father) and Caitlyn’s roommate Sophia Hutchins. Everybody walked out looking happy, but Kylie spotted a paparazzi and immediately made a big deal about ducking and covering her face. The others looked surprised at her reaction. Was Kylie embarrassed by the Forbes “youngest billionaire” scandal? Or does she just hate having her photo taken without benefit of photoshopping? You be the judge…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

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MARIAH CAREY BANS LED LIGHTS FROM HER WORLD!

Dublin is all aflutter because Mariah Carey arrived today for her first concert EVER, in that city. Mariah’s mother’s family is Irish, so it’s surprising that it took so long for her to perform there. We confess we ARE fascinated by this poster ad for her show – her proportions in the photo are alarming. Very slim short body, long legs and GIGANTIC FEET! We heard that Mariah DID make a few backstage demands – she insisted that her dressing room have white carpeting and she had all the lights onstage replaced – she HATES those unflattering LED lights! (So do we)

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WHAT WAS MARIAH CAREY THINKING?

Looks like Mariah Carey underestimated the intelligence of her fans when she posted this photo of herself arriving in London. Everyone did have a big laugh because Mariah hasn’t looked this slim in quite awhile. She was immediately accused once again of photoshopping, but is it possible that this is just an old photo? Mariah reasons that as long as photoshopping exists, there’s no reason to starve oneself on a diet…

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RUMER WILLIS HAS NO PROBLEM WITH HER LOOKS – BUT SHE’S STILL A LITTLE OBSESSED

There aren’t many women around who would take offense at a Vanity Fair photographer photoshopping them to look more attractive. In fact, most women would be thrilled just to appear in the magazine. So Rumer Willis (above, center) proved herself one of a kind when she called out Vanity Fair for altering her chin in a photo. We witnessed the cruel comments people made online about her appearance when she was growing up and felt awful for her. She has apparently gotten over it and has confidence in her looks today. Rumer said “Altering someone’s beauty is a form of bullying.” The photo never appeared in the magazine, only online, and the photographers responsible claim they only made corrections necessary because they used a wide angle lens and never intended to change her looks. We side with Rumer, and are amazed that she has the courage to declare herself beautiful while most models don’t think they are. Wouldn’t it be nice if the pursuit of beauty was NOT emphasized to little girls growing up?

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MARIAH CAREY’S NOT THE ONLY ONE BEING PHOTOSHOPPED

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It’s about time that a MALE celebrity got picked on for having his magazine cover photoshopped to improve his looks! And it happened to none other than Prince William! The website Racked pointed out that the Prince had more hair on the Vanity Fair cover than he did in the original photo taken during the royal family’s Australian tour. Kate has been known to joke about her husband’s hair loss so it doesn’t seem to be a traumatic issue for him. Strangely, Vanity Fair DENIES they photoshopped more hair on his head.

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MARIAH CAREY: IS PHOTOSHOPPING DESTINED TO REPLACE DIETING IN HOLLYWOOD?

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Mariah Carey has topped herself when it comes to fakery in photography! Her new album cover shows her with a whole new body thanks to her best friend, Mr Photoshop. Is it possible that photoshopping will replace dieting in Hollywood? As long as she keeps releasing skinny photos of herself no one will know how she really looks and she can eat all she wants! THIS album cover is over-the-top ridiculous however.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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AMATEUR PHOTOSHOPPERS ASSAULT MARIAH CAREY

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We’ve seen some artistic photo-shopping and we’ve seen some cheezy photo-shopping and this has to be the cheeziest EVER! Sometimes, even celebrities are not in ideal shape to be modeling skimpy lingerie. Mariah Carey has not been looking her slimmest for the past few months – in fact a trench coat seems to be her best friend. It happens to all of us. This magazine called Wonderland wanted Mariah on the cover in underwear and their determination is admirable. But they cut her out like a paper doll to pare off any excess heft. And it looks it.

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