BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SIGN, ZSA ZSA

Filed Under: Money > Prince Frederick Von Anhalt > Zsa Zsa Gabor

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We’re thinking that Francesca Hilton won’t be thrilled when she reads this, but Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, the questionable Prince Frederick Von Anhalt drove his wife to the Bank of America in West Hollywood this week. Zsa Zsa sat in the car wearing a baseball cap and what appeared to be a bruised right cheek. The Prince went into the bank and came out with a stack of papers and a banker. He pointed, and Zsa Zsa signed the papers one at a time. The odd part was – she didn’t put on her reading glasses.

PAMELA ANDERSON AND THE PRINCELY BROTHEL OWNER

Filed Under: Adoption > Pamela Anderson > Prince Frederick Von Anhalt

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Pamela Anderson is hanging out with some questionable types in Europe. She hosted the “Blonde is Beautiful” night at the new VIP Club in Frankfurt which is owned by a guy named Marcus Prinz Von Anhalt (Above, ogling Pam.) He’s a former butcher who now owns over twenty brothels and clubs in Germany, and has spent four years in prison for human trafficking and tax evasion. In 2006 he bought his title by paying a LOT of money to be adopted by Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederick Von Anhalt, who also became a prince by adoption. When this “adopted son” is in LA, he lives with Zsa Zsa and her prince. Imagine adopting a 40 year old man.

PRINCE FREDERICK STINKS UP THE PATIO

Filed Under: Cigar > Prince Frederick Von Anhalt > Smoking > Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederick Von Anhalt does not endear himself to other patrons at his favorite Starbucks in West Hollywood. Frederick, who’s a regular at 10 or 11 AM every day at the coffee spot on Santa Monica Blvd, doesn’t hesitate to park his Bentley free on the street because he has a handicapped sticker. He always sits outside at a patio table with a view of the neighborhood. The Prince was reprimanded last week by a Starbucks staffer because he had a poodle on his table and was surprised to learn it was not permitted. But according to another regular customer, Von Anhalt’s WORST habit is lighting up a big fat CIGAR every morning. The stink causes other people on the patio to drag their tables and chairs as far from him as they can get. And he doesn’t even notice.

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SORRY ZSA ZSA, YOUR MONEY'S GONE!

Filed Under: Bernie Madoff > Money > Ponzi > Prince Frederick Von Anhalt > Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, has announced that HE also was a victim of ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff. The prince, 65, claims that he lost 4.5 million dollars of Gabor’s fortune and they might be forced to sell her home. von Anhalt confessed all this to the National Enquirer. We can’t help but ponder the fact that the Madoff scandal might be used as an excuse to cover up careless spending. (The prince HAS “adopted” several adult sons.) 91 year old Zsa Zsa might fall for this explanation hook line and sinker, but we’re betting her daughter Francesca Hilton will be investigating these claims.

PRINCE FREDERICK VON ANHALT PARKS FREE, WHILE WE DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK

Filed Under: Crimes and Misdemeaners > Prince Frederick Von Anhalt

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Prince Frederick Von Anhalt enjoys all the benefits of being Mr Zsa Zsa Gabor. While his aging wife is generally housebound, Frederick usually spends his days relaxing at Caffé Roma in Beverly Hills or Starbuck’s in West Hollywood. A source tells us that he parks his Rolls anywhere he pleases for FREE because he has a handicapped tag in his car. Obviously HE’S not disabled, and we wonder if he’s breaking the law by using his wife’s card.

PRINCE FREDERICK VON ANHALT: MUST BE THE MAID'S DAY OFF

Filed Under: Prince Frederick Von Anhalt > Shopping

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We can’t help but get a kick out of seeing Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederick von Anhalt shopping at Bristol Farms in his riding boots! It’s not often you see a prince pushing a market basket. Especially a prince who turned out NOT to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.

PRINCE FREDERICK AND HIS QUESTIONABLE NIGHTTIME ACTIVITIES

Filed Under: Crimes and Misdemeaners > Prince Frederick Von Anhalt

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederick Von Anhalt amazed us with with the story about his recent robbery. He claimed that three “white” women held a gun to his head, robbed him of his “expensive” watch, jewelry, $1800 cash, and his car keys (but NOT the car!) and forced him to strip naked and left him handcuffed him to the steering wheel of his Rolls Royce. Bel Air police are investigating the tall tale but a source of ours offers a more likely scenario. Apparently Frederick is in the habit of parking in a very “cruisey” West Hollywood parking lot where guys hook up. After dark, the lot is always packed with men in cars looking for action. According to our eyewitness, the Prince is a regular – several times a week – and his Rolls stands out in the crowd. Our source’s theory- and remember, this is only a theory- is that perhaps the Prince hooked up with the WRONG companion and got robbed. In order to explain the loss to his wife and the insurance company, he dreamed up the naked story. Presumably we’ll find out more when the Bel Air police investigate. Or not.