EMBARRASSED RIHANNA CONFESSED THAT SHE HAD A SECRET TRYST WITH CHRIS, BUT CAME TO HER SENSES
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Confession > Rihanna

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We were RIGHT when we told you that Rihanna would go back to her abusive boyfriend Chris Brown after he beat her up. Chris was her first big love and she had a terrible time getting over him. Now Rihanna has confessed that she DID reunite with Chris, but eventually put love aside and came to her senses. She couldn’t bear to talk about the incident until now because she was still in love with Chris. We give Rihanna a lot of credit – both for confessing and for leaving Chris for good. We only hope she doesn’t change her mind. Since legally Chris is restrained from going anywhere near her, maybe she’ll have time to fall for someone else.
Posted by Janet on November 5, 2009
RIHANNA’S HIDDEN FEMININITY
Filed Under: Fashion > Hair! > Rihanna

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Stop the presses- Rihanna has a new hairstyle! The rooster ‘do is swooping backward today. Rihanna is on her way to a NYC recording studio and she looks tough enough in black leather and chains. Note the feminine touch – she’s wearing fishnets under her torn jeans.
Posted by Janet on October 13, 2009
RIHANNA’S PARTYING NONSTOP AND JAY-Z IS NOT HAPPY
Filed Under: Bodyguards > Nightlife > Party > Rihanna

Jay-Z is struggling to control his popular protege Rihanna because he thinks she’s cheapening her image by partying almost every night. She’s a regular at all the hot New York clubs and thinks nothing of staying out until all night and finishing up at after hours clubs. She’s hanging out with a druggy, questionable crowd and sometimes can barely walk unaided at the end of a long evening. Jay-Z assigned one of his own bodyguards to keep an eye on Rihanna, but she knows he reports back to Jay-Z, so she deliberately loses him. Jay-Z hoped Rihanna would have a hard-working good girl image like Beyonce, but she seems to be more interested in having a good time, and he’s worried.
Posted by Janet on October 5, 2009
CHRIS BROWN WANTS TO BECOME A MINISTER
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Minister > Religion > Rihanna

It sounds highly improbable, but a friend of Chris Brown leaked this surprising piece of information about him: It seems Chris is aspiring to become an ordained minister! The source says he’s determined to prove to the world that he’s a changed man so he’s been reading the bible and studying to become a man of the cloth. “He’s become more religious since the February incident (in which he beat up his girlfriend Rihanna,) and he’s found God again. He wants to become a minister – at least part time.” He already looked like he was going to church when he appeared on Larry King.
Posted by Janet on September 16, 2009
RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN’S PLANS TO HOOK UP LIKE ROMEO & JULIET ARE FOILED
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Crimes and Misdemeanors > Prison > Probation > Rihanna > Romeo & Juliet

Rihanna and Chris Brown had quite a jolt yesterday when the judge who sentenced Chris to six months of hard labor cleaning up highways and five years probation, flatly REFUSED Rihanna’s request to cancel the stay-away order. This was a real shock because Chris must stay 100 yards away from Rihanna for five years or his probation will be REVOKED and he’ll go straight to jail. Rihanna hoped the judge would drop the order. This enhances the tragic “Romeo & Juliet” aspect of their shattered romance. Insiders feel the former lovers hoped to reunite when things quieted down. Now they don’t have a chance. Smart judge.
Posted by Janet on August 26, 2009
RIHANNA DOESN’T WANT CHRIS BROWN TO STAY AWAY
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Rihanna > Together Again

Just as we’ve been telling you all along, Rihanna and Chris Brown have been in constant touch and ARE planning to get back together sometime after his sentencing Wednesday. She has already taken the very important FIRST step toward reconciliation. Rihanna is REQUESTING a less restrictive protective order against Chris. That means he won’t have to stay fifty yards away – he can sit on her lap if she lets him – and you can bet she will. They’ve been postponing resuming their romance until their handlers felt a reasonable amount of time had passed and Chris seemed sufficiently sorry. Will fans forgive and forget?
Posted by Janet on August 4, 2009
CHRIS BROWN ISN’T ALL THAT SORRY
Filed Under: Apology > Chris Brown > Rihanna

If “unacceptable” is the harshest word Chris Brown can come up with to describe his vicious beating of Rihanna, then it’s apparent that he felt it was not such a big thing. “Unacceptable” is a word you might use when you forget your girlfriend’s birthday – NOT when you beat her bloody and leave her in the street. And Chris never actually mentioned the assault – he minimized it by referring to it as an “incident.” He was oddly attired in a non aggressive, almost feminine looking Asian inspired shirt. We also suspect his motivations are self-serving because he was recently at a party where Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey showed up. Chris was heard making fun of Nick for being so attentive to his wife Mariah.
Posted by Janet on July 22, 2009
RIHANNA ROCKS A HOT NEW HAIRCUT

Love, love, LOVE Rihanna’s new haircut! She’s in Mohawk territory with shaved sides and a tousled kind of feminine version of the rockstar cut. This ultra-modern style reveals that Rihanna is very sure of herself and not afraid to lead the pack. She’s BACK!
Posted by Janet on July 17, 2009
RIHANNA HAS HER CLAWS OUT
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Court > Crimes and Misdemeaners > Rihanna

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The countdown begins. Rihanna is scheduled to testify in court against her (ex? we’re not so sure…) boyfriend Chris Brown next Monday on June 22. Chris’s lawyer failed to get the date postponed so the show must go on, and it will be QUITE a drama. Meanwhile Rihanna is still in New York – she’s pictured here leaving her hotel with considerable fanfare. Judging by those red pointed nails, she’s sharpening her claws for SOMETHING.
Posted by Janet on June 18, 2009
GET OUT OF THE WAY- RIHANNA'S COMING!
Filed Under: Bad Behavior > Manners > Rihanna

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Celebrities at Laker games line up to file into the exclusive chairman’s lounge during halftime and Rihanna was in the crowd with Mark Wahlberg. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey McGuire among others. She had an over-zealous little PR woman or handler yelling at everyone to get out of the way for Rihanna. The bossy woman barreled through the polite line of celebs, pushing them aside and yelling to one and all “Don’t touch her! Don’t look at her! Leave her alone!” P.Diddy attempted to say hello to Rihanna but the woman scolded him, “Don’t talk to her – wait till we get inside!” Even Rihanna cringed.
Posted by Janet on June 10, 2009
CHRIS BROWN: SOME OF US HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Louis Vuitton > Rihanna > Shopping


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Chris Brown looks like he doesn’t have a care in the world. Here he is driving a 1.5 million dollar Bugatti sportscar in Miami as goes shopping at Louis Vuitton. (Note the new wallet dangling from a chain.) His skirmish with Rihanna seems long forgotten. Smiling fans gather to pose for photos with him as if he were a hero.
Posted by Janet on June 7, 2009
RIHANNA, THESE FAKE BOYFRIENDS AREN'T FOOLING US!
Filed Under: Andrew Bynum > Boyfriend > Chris Brown > Crimes and Misdemeaners > Fake! > Rihanna

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It's painfully obvious that Rihanna is trying to pull a fast one on the press with all these fake “romances” that seem to be set up by her own people. First, she was linked with an ex boyfriend in Barbados, Negus Sealy, and that didn’t pan out. The she ran into basketball player Andrew Bynum in a restaurant, introduced herself, and insisted on being photographed with him. Rumors of a romance were rampant until he admitted he was flattered, but barely knew her. Most recently she was linked to rapper Aubrey “Drake” Graham, and that rumor proved to be false too. Chris Brown’s lawyer is currently plea bargaining with the prosecutor and hoping to avoid jail time for Chris’s beating of Rihanna in February. Rihanna wants it to look like she’s moved on and started dating other guys, when actually she is secretly still in love with Chris. We predict they will be back together as soon as Chris’ case is finalized.
Posted by Janet on May 23, 2009
IS MICHELLE OBAMA COPYING RIHANNA'S LOOK?
Filed Under: Hair! > Michelle Obama > Rihanna

We’re thinking the Obamas got a laugh out of THIS one. A British tabloid ran these photos of Michelle Obama and Rihanna and insist that Michelle is stealing Rihanna’s look. Michelle turned up at a recent event with her hair pulled up with the sideswept bangs that Rihanna favors. OK, so there IS a resemblance, but we can’t imagine the first lady imitating a popstar. Michelle already has to put up with all the comments about her arms and the micro-examination of everything she wears- and now THIS. But it IS funny.
Posted by Janet on May 11, 2009
MADONNA AND RIHANNA: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE POOF
Filed Under: Fashion > Madonna > Rihanna

We’re giving Madonna and Rihanna top marks for their creative and courageous fashion looks at the Costume Institute Ball. If this isn’t an event that calls for forward fashion and eccentric new looks, nothing is. Plenty of women looked glamorous and very safe, but only a few had the nerve to pull off real FASHION and we salute them. Madonna’s starched fabric head piece, poof skirt, and thigh boots are by Louis Vuitton, and Rihanna’s poof shoulder suit is by Dolce & Gabbana.
Posted by Janet on May 5, 2009
RIHANNA PULLED A FAST ONE WITH ANDREW BYNUM
Filed Under: Andrew Bynum > Fake! > Rihanna

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Rihanna is up to SOMETHING. We just heard the real story of what happened that night when she was supposedly out with Laker Andrew Bynum. According to Bynum, he was eating dinner with his family (parents) at Mastro’s Steakhouse and Rihanna and her companions were seated at a nearby table. Rihanna came over and introduced herself to Andrew and asked if she could have a photo with him. Andrew was flattered and happily complied. They left around the same time, and paparazzi outside got all riled up, assuming they had dinner TOGETHER. Rihanna didn’t deny it. Naturally rumors that they were on a date buzzed all over town. Afterward Bynum wondered if she had USED him in some way or it was a coincidence. We think Rihanna WANTED the press to think she was on a date with Bynum.
Posted by Janet on April 26, 2009
RIHANNA'S KEEPING QUIET
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Real Estate > Rihanna

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Rihanna and her mother Monica left Barbados together – most likely Rihanna wants to show her mother the house in Bel Air that she plans to buy. She is cleverly keeping her feelings toward Chris Brown under wraps. No one knows for sure if they are apart or together- and that’s the way she wants it.
Posted by Janet on April 7, 2009
RIHANNA IS DEAD SET ON BECOMING A MOVIE STAR
Filed Under: Movies > Real Estate > Rihanna

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Rihanna has been moving around fast- she was in Hawaii a few days ago and now she’s back home in Barbados. But she is scheduled to come back on the 7th to sign papers so she can buy a 12 million dollar house she found in Bel Air. It’s just what she ’s been looking for – a hip, modern sprawling place, perfect for entertaining. Rihanna wants a home here because she wants to be a MOVIE STAR. Those rumors about her starring in a remake of the movie “The Bodyguard” might turn out to be true.
Posted by Janet on April 3, 2009
RIHANNA LOVES HER CANDY

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It's 2 Am and Rihanna has just walked out of Bar Deluxe in West Hollywood. As she climbs into her waiting SUV, she is greeted by a girl’s best friend. It’s not Chris Brown – it’s a small mountain of snacks – candy, bubble gum, chips, chocolate. She has something to munch on all the way home.
Posted by Janet on March 27, 2009
NO LOVE SONGS FOR RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Rihanna

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Rihanna is in New York, still going out on her own, trying to make her life seem as normal as possible. Back in LA, Chris Brown finally denied the rampant rumors that he and Rihanna were recording a love song – a story apparently cooked up by a publicity hungry music producer, which was gobbled up by everyone from the Daily News to E! and even People. As we told you, they are both doing exactly as their handlers tell them right now, in order to minimize the beating incident’s impact on both their careers.
Posted by Janet on March 14, 2009
RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN ARE DOING EXACTLY AS THEY ARE TOLD
Filed Under: Chris Brown > Rihanna

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It's all about the MONEY. We’re hearing that every move Rihanna and Chris Brown make is being carefully orchestrated by their handlers to minimize the damage to both their careers. They don’t want to lose lucrative contracts now or in the future. According to an insider, Chris and Rihanna are back together because it weakens the case against him. They are both doing EXACTLY as they are told because so much money is at stake. EVERY news leak or photo is actually carefully planned at this point. Interestingly, the insider is uncertain whether the pair will continue their romance after all this blows over.
Posted by hoodlum on March 9, 2009




