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WHO’S NUTTIER? BRITNEY OR MADONNA?

Two mega-successful female celebrities have chosen to exhibit their madness on Instagram and there’s no stopping them!

Britney Spears started performing on Instagram while her conservancy was still in place. She repeatedly films herself “sexy-dancing,” pushing her skimpy shorts down to show her tattoos, while she repetitiously hurls her arms in all directions, spins in awkward circles and wildly shakes her uncombed extensions. Sometimes she posts nudes- thoroughly embarrassing her sons.

Not so long ago, Madonna discovered photoshopping and she cannot resist giving herself a new, decades younger face in numerous photos featuring an array of hair colors. Emboldened by her youthful self, she broke up with her boyfriend, pulled on her fishnet tights, and started hunting for a new lover. Her latest attention-seeking device is questioning her sexuality. Is she bisexual – like so many of the kids today? Or hungry for attention?  Madonna is embarrassing her fans…

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JENNIFER ANISTON FLAUNTS HER TAN

It helps to have a nice tan when you’re posting a no-makeup selfie on Instagram. Jennifer Aniston, 52, blamed “the humidity” for her tousled hair in this bath-towel photo. Keep in mind, the Kardashians are considerably younger and they would not be caught DEAD posting a photo unless they are made up, photoshopped, and styled to the nines…

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY?

Khloe Kardashian has waaaaaay too much time on her hands. It appears she is the least productive of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. She seems to spend her days taking selfies and meticulously photoshopping (or “Facetuning”) every tiny flaw she perceives on herself. No longer satisfied with slimming her jaw and clarifying her skin, she’s also slimming her arms and body. (Of course she may have professional help doing this) but she posts these unnaturally glamorous pics of herself on a daily basis. There’s nothing WRONG with her natural looks- who does she think she’s fooling? We’re guessing she’s carefully avoiding the paparazzi these days, because THEIR photos don’t lie…

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JOHN TRAVOLTA TURNS ON THE CHARM WITHOUT HIS TOUPEE

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We can’t help but wonder what John Travolta, 60, was thinking when he posed for this selfie with a guy in his gym. He doesn’t have his hair on! Even more interesting, what was John doing working out AT 3 AM at Planet Fitness, not far from the Clearwater, Florida, Scientology center. The young male fan who posted the photo on Reddit was thrilled to see the actor and dumfounded when John asked him all sorts of personal questions like whether he was married and what did he do with his spare time. We already know what John does with HIS spare time. Actually, John is probably going bare-headed in preparation for his role as Robert Shapiro in “American Crime Story,” which details the OJ Simpson trial.

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