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WILL BACHELORETTE NICOLE RICHIE EVER GET AROUND TO TYING THE KNOT?

After numerous incorrect predictions, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden still don’t seem to have any concrete wedding plans. They ARE engaged, however, and Nicole has already had her bachelorette party. It was last month in Cabo and Christina Aguilera and Samantha Ronson were among the girls in attendance. THAT must have been a fun weekend. Above, Joel and little Harlow and Nicole carrying Sparrow had a family night at California Pizza Kitchen.

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NICOLE RICHIE AND JOEL MADDEN: IF A BOY’S NAMED SPARROW, HE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH

What ever possessed Joel Madden and Nicole Richie to name their newborn SON “Sparrow.” This isn’t even funny. Their daughter Harlow at least has a name with some glamour and it’s sex appropriate. What boy wants to be called a Sparrow? A tiny fragile bird! Imagine the taunts in the schoolyard. The poor kid will probably grow up to be a tattooed bodybuilder to prove his manhood. It reminds us of the Johnny Cash song “A Boy Named Sue” –“if a man’s named Sue, he’s gotta be tough.”

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