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VISUAL PROOF THAT DR ARNIE KLEIN IS PRINCE JACKSON’S BIOLOGICAL FATHER

There has been much speculation about who the biological parents are of Michael Jackson’s children. Debbie Rowe gave birth to Prince and Paris and little Blanket’s mother was identified as a Mexican nurse. Michael Jackson carefully concealed the biological fathers’ identities because he enjoyed imagining that HE fathered the kids. Many of Michael’s friends, including Macaulay Culkin and Mark Lester denied being sperm donors for the kids. Michael’s dermatologist, Dr Arnie Klein announced carefully “To the best of my knowledge I am not the father of these children.” The mystery is solved. TIME REVEALS ALL. Prince is now 15 and a dead ringer for Dr Klein.

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JODIE FOSTER AND HER YOUNGEST SON CHRISTOPHER

The mysterious Jodie Foster and her 8 year old son Christopher visited Urth Caffe in West Hollywood. Jodie also has an 11 year old boy, Charles, and she has never revealed who their father is. It’s believed that Jodie’s best friend, casting director Randy Stone, was the sperm donor. Randy was married to Barbra Streisand’s sister Roslyn Kind until he “came out” as gay. Significantly, he was also Godfather to Jodie’s two boys, but he died of heart disease in 2007.

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LATOYA JACKSON: “MICHAEL’S SON PRINCE INHERITED HIS VITILIGO”

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Hey, we thought Latoya Jackson was the one who told the truth – until we heard this goofy story: According to the UK Telegraph, La Toya insists that Michael Jackson’s son Prince, 12, inherited the skin disease vitiligo from his father! Certainly, LaToya knows that Michael did not biologically father his children. Does she hope that this will convince US that Michael was a normal father? Those kids no idea WHAT they might inherit from their father, because they’ll probably never find out who the sperm donor was.

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MICHAEL JACKSON WANTED A FAMILY OF “HOME ALONE” BOYS

Macaulay and mjTMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblance.”

At the time this was published at JCH, TMZ had a photo of Paris and Prince Michael looking a lot like young Macaulay Culkin – who we‘ve suspected was sperm donor since Paris’s birth. Since child actor Mark Lester willingly donated sperm for Michael, is it so far-fetched to believe that Mac would do him the same favor? Culkin has firmly denied being the father of Blanket, but what about the OTHER two kids?

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MARK LESTER, GODFATHER TO MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS, SAYS HE’S THE DAD

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The mystery of the parentage of Michael Jackson’s kids just took another twist, and this is a BIG one! English actor and former child star (above right, 1968’s “Oliver!”) Mark Lester,51, has confessed to the News of the World that he donated sperm for Michael Jackson to have children! It makes sense. Long ago we predicted that the father of Michael’s children was probably Macaulay Culkin, but we didn’t realize he had such a close friendship (since 1981) with another cute blonde child actor – Mark Lester. Certainly Michael would want his children to look like one of his favorite little boys. Mark says he AGREED to donate his sperm so Michael could start a family after he divorced Lisa Marie Presley. SIGNIFICANTLY, Mark is the godfather to all of Michael’s children and Michael was godfather to Mark’s four children. Mark says he has stepped forward now because he has been cut off from the kids since Katherine Jackson got custody. He’s eager to have a DNA test. WE can hardly wait!

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