OF COURSE, JESSE JAMES CHEATED, BUT WHAT WILL SANDRA BULLOCK DO?
Filed Under: Affairs > Cheater > Jesse James > Michelle "Bombshell" McGee > Models > Sandra Bullock > Tattoos
It’s not easy being Sandra Bullock. Imagine – she was the toast of the town at the Oscars and a few weeks later she’s been crushed by marriage betrayal. Since In Touch revealed the story of Jesse James’ affair with tattoo model Michelle “Bombshell McGee,” Sandra has been out of sight and canceling appearances. If you’re wondering if the affair story is true, all you have to do is LOOK at the model – she’s Jesse’s type. He’s always preferred skanky women and Sandra is the exception. It’s ironic that the affair happened while Sandra was filming “Blind Side” in Atlanta. We feel awful for her, but don’t think she’ll dump Jesse. Sandra knew she was marrying a bad boy. She’ll think long and hard and make him suffer, but she doesn’t want a divorce. Like Fergie, she will take the high road and hold on to her marriage.
Posted by Janet on March 17, 2010
JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!
Filed Under: Cat Man > Jocelyn Wildenstein > Plastic Surgery > Tattoos

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Not to be outdone by cat woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, this man named Dennis Avner, has transformed himself into a cat. He says he is Huron and Lakota and his transformation into a tiger is an old Huron Indian tradition. Little did we know. He has tattooed his entire body with tiger stripes, filed his teeth and nails, and attaches whiskers to the studs above his mouth. He’s had twenty facial surgeries to look more tigerish, and if you want to invite him to your party, click HERE.
Posted by Janet on August 31, 2009
JOHN MAYER: HEAT BY ASSOCIATION
Filed Under: Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer > Tattoos

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Is dating Jennifer Aniston making John Mayer look hipper and hotter? He never really seemed cool until recently – and hey- we never noticed that he had those tattoos. Something about Jennifer seems to make the guys she’s dating get better looking while they’re with her. Another example: Vince Vaughn
Posted by hoodlum on July 18, 2008
THE EVOLUTION OF MARGARET CHO
Filed Under: Margaret Cho > Tattoos > The Cho Show

Or should we call it the emancipation of Margaret Cho. She’s come a long way since she dated Chris Isaak. Margaret’s looking sleeker and saucy with all those new tattoos. – most of which are not visible. Margaret says not only is she bisexual, but she’s happily married and has a new VH1 reality series, The Cho Show, starting August 21. It sounds similar to Kathy Griffin’s series, which is a good thing. If you’ve ever seen Margaret’s act you’ll know why we can hardly wait to meet her parents on the show.
Posted by hoodlum on July 13, 2008
NEXT TIME YOU SEE ELIZABETH TAYLOR, SHE MAY BE COVERED WITH TATTOOS
Filed Under: Ed Hardy > Elizabeth Taylor > Fashion > Tattoos

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Elizabeth Taylor is dolled up in her finest jewelry and high heels for an outing – can you guess where she’s going? No – not to the Jose Eber Salon, no, not to La Scala for lunch, and definitely not to Saks Fifth Avenue. La Liz is on her way to the Ed Hardy store on Melrose Avenue to pick up some things for summer. The next time we see her she might be dressed like Madonna in a “Punk is Not Dead” tattooed hoodie, or a rhinestone “Love Kills Slowly” trucker hat. The Ed Hardy store has always showered celebrities with freebies, but this one is a surprise!
Posted by hoodlum on June 22, 2008
JOHN WATERS SAYS MELANIE GRIFFITH KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
Filed Under: Beautification > John Waters > Make up > Melanie Griffith > Tattoos

Who knew that Melanie Griffith and John Waters were so fond of each other? John and Melanie have been friendly since she starred in his movie “Cecil B DeMented” in 2000, and she described him as “one of the twenty great film makers alive today.” Recently, John told Sara Stewart at the NY Post that he had been thinking about getting his pencil thin mustache tattooed on, but Melanie advised him not to. “She said she had something tattooed on and it didn’t last.” It’s just funny to imagine John Waters getting beauty tips from Melanie Griffith. We wonder if Michael Jackson is still getting his eyebrows, eyeliner, and lips tattooed on.
Posted by hoodlum on June 15, 2008
MEGAN FOX NEEDS TO BREAK THAT TATTOO HABIT
Filed Under: MTV Movie Awards > Megan Fox > Tattoos

Megan Fox looked gorgeous at the MTV Awards but every time we see those tattoos we wince. The Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm is already embarrassing, and that’s just the beginning. She also has some peculiar verbiage on her skin and we’re betting that what she thinks is hip and cool now, won’t seem so clever in five years. (Especially the “Brian “ tattoo) Megan admits she likes to get tattooed whenever she’s depressed – it makes her feel better. Too bad she doesn’t just go shopping to cheer herself up, like most girls do.
Posted by hoodlum on June 3, 2008
NICOLE AND JOEL: WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR DADDY ISN'T NECESSARILY GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIS LITTLE GIRL
Filed Under: Baby Talk > Good Charlotte > Joel Madden > Nicole Richie > Tattoos

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We’re starting to wonder if Nicole Richie and her heavily tatted rocker Joel Madden ever will get married, or if they should. They look cute together and reasonably happy taking Harlow for a ride, but Nicole just admitted to Harper’s Bazaar magazine that it would “break her heart” if Harlow ever wanted to get a tattoo!
Posted by hoodlum on May 8, 2008
KAT VON D ATTEMPTED TO LIVEN UP THE YOUNG HOLLYWOOD AWARDS
Filed Under: Kat Von D > L.A. Ink > Nikki Sixx > Tattoos

LA Ink star Kat von D brought some much needed effervescence to the Young Hollywood Awards red carpet – her boyfriend Nikki Sixx let her walk it alone and bask in reality show glory. Reporters asked her if she and Nikki were planning to marry and she coyly replied “maybe.” She’d BETTER think it over. This girl has questionable taste in men – she actually used to date Steve-O.
Posted by hoodlum on April 28, 2008
ASHTON KUTCHER: POP FICTION GETS DUMBER EVERY DAY
Filed Under: Ashton Kutcher > Audrina Patridge > Pop Fiction > Tattoos
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To Ashton Kutcher’s dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge’s contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)
A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?
Posted by hoodlum on March 28, 2008
CARMEN ELECTRA STILL LOVES ROCKSTARS
Filed Under: Carmen Electra > Hot Couple > Rob Patterson > Tattoos

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It’s Carmen Electra arriving at Villa Lounge with her current companion, musician Rob Patterson from Korn. He inspired her to get that R tattooed behind her ear. Carmen has always had eclectic taste in men – mainly rockstars- remember, years ago, she was discovered by Prince, who changed her name from Tara Leigh Patrick to Carmen Electra.
Posted by hoodlum on March 20, 2008
DAVE NAVARRO DIDN'T GET THE HOOK AT HOUSE OF BLUES BUT HIS FRIENDS DID
Filed Under: Dave Navarro > Masochism > Tattoos



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Dave Navarro strives to give his audience their money’s worth. During his recent performance at the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas he had a guy and a girl overhead swinging on hooks imbedded into their skin. Ouch.
Posted by hoodlum on February 18, 2008
AMY WINEHOUSE HAD THE PRESENCE OF MIND TO CLOTHE HER NAKED TATTOO FOR THE GRAMMYS
Filed Under: Amy Winehouse > Cover-up > Grammys > Tattoos

Amy Winehouse MUST be getting sober because she did something surprisingly thoughtful. She, like others in the UK, know how puritanical Americans can be. (Especially after her visa experience.) Keeping this in mind, she drew a little black bikini top on the large topless female tattoo on her arm so it wouldn’t offend anyone watching her appearance on the Grammys! After the show, the makeshift top was washed off.
Posted by hoodlum on February 13, 2008
RIHANNA REVEALS HER TINY TATTOO
Filed Under: Rihanna > Tattoos

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There's been entirely too much conversation about Rihanna’s ear tattoo that was never quite visible. Thanks to her new shorter hairdo, the cute little star tattoo in her left ear is now on display.
Posted by hoodlum on February 9, 2008
SYLVESTER STALLONE SHOWS OFF RAMBO ARMS
Filed Under: Sylvester Stallone > Tattoos

Nothing frames a big new tattoo better than a sleeveless Ed Hardy t shirt. Just ask Sylvester Stallone (or Madonna, for that matter.) We’re guessing Stallone’s new tat is a picture of his wife Jennifer and we wonder what will happen to her face if Sly doesn’t continue doing whatever he does to inflate those BULGING muscles. He’s bigger than ever because he recently finished his new movie John Rambo.
Posted by hoodlum on November 30, 2007
WHAT CHARLIE SHEEN IS DOING FOR LOVE
Filed Under: Brooke Mueller > Charlie Sheen > Tattoos
We didn’t realize how serious “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen is about marrying his girlfriend Brooke Mueller. Of course that $500,000 ring was persuasive, but we knew he REALLY meant it when he promised Brooke he’d get rid of ALL his tattoos! Brooke has always hated Charlie’s twelve tattoos (he removed his exwife Denise’s name from his wrist awhile ago.) Among his not-so-tasteful his skin art are a dragon with eyeglasses, a burning Marlboro cigarette, an open zipper with an eyeball peeking out, and a note pinned to his chest saying “back in 15 minutes.” Every few weeks Charlie visits a doctor to go through the painful removal process and there won’t be a wedding until he’s finished.
Posted by hoodlum on September 24, 2007
KELLY OSBOURNE: DON'T LOOK DOWN
Filed Under: Kelly Osbourne > Tattoos
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Posted by Janet on April 20, 2007






