New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice brought her two youngest daughters, Audriana and Melania, to New York’s Fashion Week to see the Rookie USA children’s apparel show. Teresa’s oldest daughter Gia, who attempted to launch a singing career, has given up on show business. Gia plans to become a lawyer – she somehow blames the entertainment industry for causing her parents to end up doing prison time. Her father is still incarcerated. Like too many kids these days, Audriana and Melania aspire to become models.
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Why did Teresa Giudice check into federal prison in the middle of the night? Clearly, she didn’t want paparazzi to catch her without her heavy makeup, false eyelashes, and fake hair. It’s quite possible that the table-flipping reality star will learn NOT to act on her impulses while she’s locked up. And she’ll observe how the other half lives, up close. So it won’t be time wasted. We’re guessing that the other inmates will find her quite entertaining and treat her like a celebrity if she doesn’t whine too much. If ONLY they allowed reality TV cameras in prison!
Lindsay Lohan nearly had a nervous breakdown a few years ago when she was faced with the possibility that she could NOT wear her hair extensions in prison. It turned out she could wear them – her sentence wasn’t that long and they were firmly attached. But now Teresa Giudice faces the same problem and the local law says HER extensions have to be removed before she checks in to begin her sentence – partly because they cannot be maintained behind bars. Teresa is freaking out at the idea of being seen with her own sparse hair. (We thought Italians all had thick hair!) That first photo of her without all that makeup or hair will be priceless!
We like to think that justice has been served at last! All that bankruptcy, bank, wire, and mail fraud (not to mention tax fraud) finally caught up with Joe and Teresa Guidice. Apparently their Real Housewives reality show made them feel invincible and inspired them to flaunt wealth they didn’t have. Joe is going away for 41 months and Teresa was sentenced to 15 months. Plus, they have a lot of money to pay back. The sentences could have been worse – the judge was kind to allow Teresa to serve her time first, starting in January, so there will always be a parent home with their four daughters. No matter what they say, we get the feeling that Joe and Teresa are not sorry for what they DID – they’re sorry they got CAUGHT.
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As if we didn’t have enough reasons to dislike Teresa Giudice’s disreputable husband Joe, now it appears he’s not only a convicted felon facing prison and deportation, but he also abuses animals. Animal advocates have pointed out to RadarOnline that Joe has two German Shepherds that he keeps in cages outside, even in the coldest weather. And when Joe appears, they cower in fear, implying that he mistreats them. The dogs somehow killed and ate two chickens that Joe kept in a chicken coop right next to their cages. Activists say Joe is not only irresponsible and thoughtless when taking care of his animals, but he teaches his children to be the same way. Italy can have him back!
If Teresa and her surly husband Joe Guidice think their federal fraud indictments are bad news – they haven’t heard the worst. Behind the scenes, Bravo executives are seriously discussing the future of the New Jersey Housewives. Teresa is the most outrageous of the housewives and the Guidices could easily both be sentenced to time in prison. Could the show continue without her? Should it? According to The Daily News, Bravo’s new boss Bonnie Hammer isn’t a fan of the reality series – yes, it gets good ratings, but advertisers don’t want to be associated with it. This could be the end of Teresa’s reality career.
Who would have guessed that “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe would become so fond of the TV cameras that he would want to take them along to jail! When the “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” first aired, Joe was suspicious and resented the loss of privacy – especially involving his bankruptcy. How things have CHANGED! According to The Enquirer, now that Joe faces prison time for obtaining a false driver’s license, he wants the cameras to follow him to a New Jersey state prison. He’d have his own reality show spin-off, adjusting to daily prison life. Teresa would show up on visiting day. Producers love the idea – now they just have to find a cooperative prison.
Lisa Lampanelli is using “Celebrity Apprentice” to make herself more famous but also universally disliked. Her outright bullying and egotistical tirades against Dayana “Miss Universe” Mendoza on the show are an embarrassment. (And a disgrace to the female sex!) Yes, contestants are paid a lot to be on this show and they are pushed to have conflicts and meltdowns. But to completely abandon the idea of decent manners and treatment of others is inexcusable. One can criticize another person without histrionics and demeaning insults. Donald Trump seems to be gleefully bringing out the WORST in everybody. Aubrey O’Day has the same kind of ego and sense of entitlement as Lisa, but she’s SNEAKY about it. And Arsenio Hall and Clay Aiken aren’t the nice guys we thought they were. Of all people, New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice so far seems clearly appalled by the others’ behavior. As a result of these performers destroying their own reputations, the show is MESMERIZING.
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Ever since Atlanta “Real Housewives” participant Kim Zolciak recorded “Tardy for the Party,” other Housewives in the franchise have been scrambling to top her digital song sales of 101,000 downloads. Washington’s Michaele Salahi, despite her Journey connections, only had 122 downloads of her song “Bump It.” (Although that may improve with her love scandal) New Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga has her own recording studio in her home, but her song “On Display” has so far had 8000 downloads. (Sister-in-law Teresa must be thrilled.)
The plot continues to thicken on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa Giudice, left, will be thrilled to learn that the National Enquirer has dug up some tasty dirt on her arch-rival sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, right. Melissa doesn’t mention much about her history before she attended New Jersey City University, but like many reality stars, her past has come back to haunt her. A high school friend named Jamie Bauer claims that they were lesbian lovers at Boca Raton high school in 1995. Melissa’s mother tried to break it up, but the torrid affair lasted 18 months until Melissa cheated with another girl!