THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ISIS: A HIT IN THE MAKING

The Brits are making fun of those desperate young women who leave home, don burkas and are willingly recruited into the jihadi life. Not everyone thinks it’s funny, but we certainly do. A BBC comedy show featured a Saturday Night Live style sketch in the form of a video trailer called The Real Housewives of ISIS and the supposedly religious women are just as shallow and snarky as their Beverly Hills counterparts. One ISIS housewife was upset because she had nothing to wear to “the beheading.” Another bragged that her husband Ali gave her a new chain – “eight feet long – so I can almost get outside, which is great!” She is shown chained to her stove. Vivienne Westwood also sees the humor in these delusional women – the outfit above is included in her latest collection. We want MORE! Are you listening, Saturday night Live? Bravo?

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KYLE RICHARDS CHALLENGES OFFICER TO WRITE HER A TICKET

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Kyle Richards parked her car in the forbidden red zone in Beverly Hills while her daughter went into the Brooklyn Water Bagel restaurant to pick up trays of food. When a parking enforcement officer asked her to move, she REFUSED to budge. The Beverly Hills housewife talked on her phone and waited while the trays of food were loaded into the back of her SUV. Naturally the guy wrote her a parking ticket and she asked him to hand it to her. He insisted in putting it on her car and she was visibly perturbed. Beverly Hills housewives make their own rules.


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LISA RINNA’S LIPS ARE BIGGER THAN EVER!

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Just when you think Lisa Rinna is starting to look like a normal person – BOOM – she hits the plastic surgeon’s office again and has her lips re-inflated. Lisa considers herself a “lip injection pioneer.” Twenty five years ago, when she had her first lip augmentation, the doctor used silicone. Lisa says she had the hardened silicone removed a few years back. We assumed her lips would go back to normal, but Lisa thinks she gets TV jobs BECAUSE of her lips so she doesn’t dare stop the injections.


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THIS IS HOW THE BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIVES STAY IN SHAPE

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You’ve seen gorgeous Shiva Safai (left) on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - she’s engaged to the billionaire real estate mogul Mohamed Hadid, who used to be married to Yolanda Foster. Model Gigi Hadid is his daughter. (It’s a tangled web those housewives weave.) Shiva’s hot brother (right) Shahin is a personal trainer who keeps his sister in amazing shape along with several other Housewives. (In fact, he likes to take full credit for her good looks.) Shahin opened his own gym called Royal Personal Training in Beverly Hills this weekend (great party!) and it’s already crawling with celebrities…

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CHARLOTTE CASIRAGHI: SHE’S NO “HOUSEWIFE”

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Charlotte Casiraghi, 28, the daughter of Princess Caroline of Monaco, went shopping in Beverly Hills today and you would never mistake her for a “Real Beverly Hills Housewife.” She happens to be ROYALTY, but Charlotte is not out to impress anyone or draw attention to herself. She wears minimal makeup, a denim jumpsuit, sneakers, and – guess what – NO jumbo designer handbag! Nothing obvious or flashy here…


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KYLE RICHARDS LOOKS GOOD WITHOUT HER “HOUSEWIVES” DRAG

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Kyle Richards is rarely, if ever, seen on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills looking low key without a full face of makeup. She actually looks years younger here! Kyle took her cute little girl Portia, 5, to Tom’s toy store for some treats. Portia walked out totally happy, with a new stuffed panda bear that she pretended to feed.


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BETHENNY FRANKEL BEFORE SHE INVENTED SKINNY GIRL

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Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards posted this vintage photo of herself and – of all people – Bethenny Frankel! Who knew that Bethenny was once Kyle’s sister Kathy Hilton’s assistant and she spent time babysitting little Paris. Kyle resembles Brooke Shields and Bethenny already has a wildly ambitious look in her eyes. It’s interesting how she has refined her looks since this photo was taken – we’re not sure how many years ago.

LADY GAGA IS HALFWAY TO A HOUSEWIFE

Lady Gaga arrived in New York today with a whole new look. From the waist up she looks like an O.C. or Beverly Hills Housewife with her tan and long wavy blonde weave. She’s another person from the waist down – her stiff wide pants are so long they’re under her shoes. In fact, the trousers look like they would stand up by themselves if she took them off. She doesn’t disappoint her fans.


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BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIFE: THE EARLY YEARS

Believe it or not, even Beverly Hills Housewife Kyle Richards had a few awkward years. Back in 1985 she was sixteen or seventeen and she had Brooke Shields eyebrows, big hair and braces on her teeth. Not to mention a fur coat. Two years later she blossomed and got married to her first husband!

KYLE RICHARDS CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY LISA VANDERPUMP IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN SHE IS

We were happy to meet someone involved in The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and coaxed a little gossip out of this person (who shall remain nameless.) The source is adamant that Kyle Richards is the LEAST popular of the BH Housewives, among both the cast and production people. The source said that Kyle feels very entitled – she’s demanding and thinks she should be the biggest star on the show. She seems envious of Lisa Vanderpump’s success and expected her own clothing store, which she opened down the street from Lisa’s restaurant, to be a huge success because of her name. But apparently her name isn’t enough, because the source says the store is usually empty and the sales people are bored. Business is disappointing. And THAT doesn’t help Kyle’s mood.

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