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DEMI MOORE DIVORCE: WHAT TOOK SO LONG?

Demi Moore had good reasons for taking her sweet time about filing for divorce from cheating Ashton Kutcher. First of all, friends tell us that she and Ashton had an “agreement” – he could have fun with his buddies as long as he was discreet and she didn’t find out any details. Ashton forgot to be discreet with that San Diego party girl Sara Leal, who spilled the beans on their unprotected sex. When Demi became convinced that Ashton had crossed the line and humiliated her, she took some time getting their finances in order BEFORE filing. Hence the hesitation. Demi doesn’t want to make any mistakes.

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VAL KILMER IS NOT TAKING CARE OF HIMSELF

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Val Kilmer’s next high school reunion he will be voted “most changed.” This recent photo from Washington DC is a startling contrast to the early photo. We hope he runs into his exgirlfriend Cher in DC because now SHE looks much younger than her former “boytoy.”

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BARACK OBAMA: WHICH LIKENESS DO YOU PREFER?

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We think Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum is far kinder to our next president Barack Obama, than Time magazine is to him with this cover. The wax figure is a decent likeness with a pleasant aura. On the other hand, there’s something vaguely disturbing about his face on Time’s cover. He deserves better.

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