Transgender

SORRY JESSICA ALVES, YOU DO NOT NOT LOOK LIKE BARBIE

Up until 2019, Brazilian Rodrigo Alves had dozens of painful plastic surgeries to look like the perfect Ken Doll- including bicep and six-pack enhancement. After all that, he decided he’d rather be the perfect Barbie doll, and had the male surgeries reversed and started transitioning into a “woman.” Can you imagine having your adams apple removed? Now he’s  called Jessica Alves, and he’s chalked up over a hundred surgeries hoping to look like Barbie, but looks more like  Lil’ Kim. We just HAD to know where he got all the money needed to finance his indulgence and it turns out he inherited millions from his mother’s wealthy parents. We just cannot imagine how Jessica sleeps at night with all this extra padding injected into his/her body…

 

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA  Jessica at UK premier of The Psychopath Life Coach

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ANDY COHEN IS SEARCHING FOR A TRANSGENDER “REAL HOUSEWIFE “

It’s only taken 17 years, but my Bravo source says the network and Andy Cohen are getting ready to shake things up with the popular Real Housewives franchise. While bisexual and lesbian housewives have already been featured, Andy has put out a secret casting call looking for a married transgender housewife to join one of the franchises. My source says that Andy is open to casting an MTF (male to female) housewife in ANY of the show’s incarnations, meaning it could be in Beverly Hills, Atlanta, New Jersey or any other city they feature. Andy’s dream transgender housewife must be MARRIED to a MAN and live an over-the-top lavish lifestyle – meaning Caitlyn Jenner need not apply…

Photo: Bravo – Andy Cohen with Miss Gay America 2017 Suzy Wong

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ANOTHER BARBIE WANNABE

Ever since Rodrigo Alves surgically turned himself into Jessica Alves, he/she has yearned to be Barbie and wear pink. Alves endured 91 cosmetic procedures – the most recent were a face and lip lift, a trim of the jaw and chin bones to make his head look smaller, and voice feminization surgery to raise the pitch. It’s utterly AMAZING what men will do to themselves to become women! The biggest mystery of all is WHERE does Alves get the money for all these surgeries and transitions? Does Brazilian-born Alves come from a ridiculously wealthy family? Another question: Where does he/she find legit doctors WILLING to pull off these iffy surgeries? Will all this time and effort help Jessica find Mr Right?

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ELLIOT PAGE HAS A LOT TO SAY ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

Elliot Page was the first Oscar nominated actress (Ellen Page in Juno) to come out as transgender in Hollywood history. He made the announcement over two years ago and his career is understandably up in the air right now. Determined to make the best of it, Elliot is writing a memoir called Pageboy and it already sold to a publisher for 3 million dollars. It looks like it will be a guessing game of homophobic Hollywood bullies and we hope there are lots of clues. Not only did a male director try to seduce Ellen at the age of 16, but a HUGE movie star got drunk at a party and went on a homophobic rampage, embarrassing Page when she first came out as gay. Put Pageboy on your Christmas list for 2023.

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JESSICA ALVES WANTS A WOMB TRANSPLANT SO SHE CAN GIVE BIRTH!

Jessica Alves is now in Brazil, hoping to become the first transgender woman to have a womb transplant. AND have a baby! It was only last February that she became a woman after sex reassignment surgery, and already she says she will only feel truly complete if she can give birth! We still wonder WHERE she gets the mountains of money she spends on surgeries, travel and designer clothes. Since her only known job was on Big Brother UK, she must have very indulgent parents. Apparently doctors in Brazil theorize that since womb transplants have been successful for women, they might work for a transgender woman. Womb donors would consist of dead donors or women who transitioned to become men and had wombs removed. (Think about it- someday there might be banks of donated sex organs available to aspiring transgender people!) Jessica, 38, has already frozen her sperm for her IVF pregnancy (with a donated egg) if she has a successful womb transplant. She’s hoping for a “brood of children.” Right now she’s taking tests and exams before the operation to make sure she’s an ideal candidate.

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JAMIE LEE CURTIS: INTERSEX RUNS IN THE FAMILY?

When we heard Jamie Lee Curtis’s announcement that her youngest child is transgender, we couldn’t help but be reminded of that rumor about Jamie herself. Jamie was the child of two major movie stars – Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh. It was a generally accepted rumor in Hollywood that Jamie herself was born intersex (with features of both sexes) and she had surgery after birth to become a female. Through the years the rumor has persisted for two reasons: Jamie has NEVER denied the rumor or addressed the issue at all, AND she didn’t give birth to her two children – she adopted both of them. Considering the situation, Jamie just might decide to finally talk about her own set of circumstances – or maybe not.

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IT’S HARD WORK BEING A GIRL

Brazilian born Jessica Alves (formerly Rodrigo Alves) is leaving no stone unturned when it comes to self-glamorization. When he gave up the idea of looking like a Ken doll, Rodrigo endured multiple surgeries to morph into a trans-female and (12 nose-jobs later) his nose has almost entirely disappeared, while his/her chest seems to inflate daily. (As you can see, Jessica has no qualms about discussing or displaying her surgeries) Just putting on all that makeup in the morning must be a daunting task. Alves has been living in London where she recently had a lip lift and chin surgery. Above, Jessica is having about eight pounds of long extensions attached to her head -ouch! Might be time for some body dysmorphia therapy…

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RODDY ALVES: “IT’S HARD WORK TO BE A WOMAN”

He once identified as a “human Ken doll” but Roddy Alves felt more like a Barbie and now he’s having all his male plastic surgery reversed. Alves recently survived having his adam’s apple removed, his hairline lowered, and “facial feminization” surgery including a shaved jawline. His nose has almost disappeared, but Roddy is having fun shopping in the women’s department. It now takes him two hours to get dressed to go out in the evening…

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RODDY ALVES: IT’S NOT EASY BEING FEMALE!

Rodrigo Alves has a few things to learn about being a woman. “Roddy” has been experimenting with makeup and high heels for quite awhile, but didn’t have much experience with hair – except for male hair augmentation. Now that Roddy’s transgender, it’s a whole new ball game and he’s getting off to a bad start. Alves has the FAKEST looking extensions we’ve seen in a LONG time – they seem to have nothing to do with his real hair. Even before he gets his Adam’s apple shaved, Roddy should invest in a talented hairdresser!

Above, Roddy leaving Harrods in London

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EDDIE IZZARD CHOOSES TO BE BOTH SEXES

Eddie Izzard has always been a mystery to us. He’s a stand-up comic from the UK and he sometimes dresses like a woman, and sometimes like a man. The only time we’ve seen him perform – it was a one-person show in LA- he wore women’s clothing, but made no female pretensions. Odd, but he just as often appears in public looking totally like a man. He says he’s transgender and “a complete boy plus half a girl.” Eddie keeps his social life private, but has dated at least one woman in the past. Above, he just arrived from France to LAX, and why he would choose to dress in a miniskirt and stiletto boots for a long flight is a mystery…

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