VANITY FAIR’S UNMISTAKABLE OVERSIGHT

Filed Under: Avatar > Vanity Fair > Zoe Saldana

Vanity Fair’s all white young Hollywood cover is all the more perplexing because they overlooked the young star of the biggest boxoffice movie of all time: Avatar. What genuis at that magazine failed to recognize the explosive success and laudable efforts of beautiful Zoe Saldana? She seems like the most obvious choice of all.

WIN A DATE WITH “TWILIGHT” STAR ROB PATTINSON

Filed Under: Robert Pattinson > Twilight > Vanity Fair

Ha Ha, Sorry, just kidding about the date. Do we really need an excuse to publish a gorgeous Bruce Weber photo of Rob Pattinson? The December issue of Vanity Fair is high on our list of must-haves because it’s ALL ABOUT ROB. If he’s not the new James Dean, we don’t know who is. He’s got that pigment.

ROB PATTINSON: THE HANDSOMEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

Filed Under: Emilie de Ravin > Remember Me > Robert Pattinson > Vanity Fair

Photo Credit: Splash News
Some eagle-eyed photographer spotted Rob Pattinson walking around New York carrying a big bag. According to our reader Mia, he’ll be there for around two months filming “Remember Me,” a romantic drama with Emilie de Ravin from “Lost.” Pierce Brosnan plays Rob’s dad. Rob has taken over the #1 spot in Vanity Fair’s “Most Handsome Man in the World” poll – way ahead of Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.

HOW DOES VANITY FAIR KEEP EVERYBODY HAPPY?

Filed Under: Angelina Jolie > Brad Pitt > Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer > Vanity Fair

Photo Credit: Splash News

Note how Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer stride confidently into the Vanity Fair party. Jen KNOWS in advance that Brad and Angelina will not be there. We wonder how the Vanity Fair people handle situations where major stars would be uncomfortable in the same room. They don’t want to snub either of them. Presumably the publicists work it out amicably.

KIMMEL AND SILVERMAN SPLIT: WHO SPILLED THE BEANS

Filed Under: Jimmy Kimmel > Sarah Silverman > Split > Vanity Fair

Since when is hifalutin’ Vanity Fair magazine getting into the gossip act? Times must be tough because now they’re scrambling to break scoops on their website just like the rest of us gossip bloggers! They were first to announce the bustup of Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and we’re afraid this might start an unfortunate trend. Celebrities wanting to butter up Vanity Fair might release their news to them first. Certainly People magazine can’t be thrilled about this development. As for Jimmy and Sarah, they were a hot couple and we wonder how the split will affect their careers.