Vasectomy

Having carefully observed George Clooney for decades, we’ve come to the conclusion that he simply MUST have had a vasectomy a long time ago. After his first and only marriage to Talia Balsam that lasted four years, George announced that he had no intention of marrying again. (Can’t have made Talia feel good!) He has never expressed an interest in having children but he is rarely without a woman. George has had one girlfriend after another, most of whom would have LOVED to marry him, and none of them ever had a “pregnancy scare.” He has plenty of sex and no children, hence it appears that George, 50, is smart and had a vasectomy years ago, so he could live his life as he pleases with no surprises.