Who does Eva Longoria think she’s kidding? She’s girlishly claiming to be embarrassed by her red carpet “wardrobe malfunction“ in Cannes and promising it “won’t happen again.” This was no accident. Eva may be subconsciously desperate for attention (why is a TV actress in Cannes, anyway?) or an exhibitionist. But she’s 38 years old and knows full well that if you wear a long gown with a long slit that not wearing underwear is just ASKING for trouble. We’re thinking she LOVED the resulting publicity – it’s a shame she couldn’t get it in a more tasteful manner.
In case you haven’t noticed, most of the actresses who have “wardrobe malfunctions” also have implants. Psychologically, the augmentation seems to embolden the women and they almost become exhibitionists. They desperately want to show off their expensive plastic surgery, but they want to make you think it’s an “accident.” Movie directors also know that actresses with implants are far less likely to object to taking their clothes off.