One minute you’re looking chic and smiling for the press, and the next thing you know, your skirt’s blowing up to your waist! Elizabeth Olsen was taken aback by a sudden gust of wind as she was posing for paparazzi in Paris outside the Miu Miu fashion show. But she wasn’t PRETENDING to be shocked – this girl has common sense. She’s wearing underwear, unlike SOME actresses we know. Her twin sisters would be proud.
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If there were any doubts about Mariah Carey being in a bad place right now, they’ve disappeared since recent concert photos from China surfaced. Mariah started her Elusive Chanteuse tour in Tokyo where her performance was an embarrassment because she couldn’t hit the high notes – or any notes for that matter. Audience members wondered if she was drunk. Reviews were deplorable. The show moved on to China where her wardrobe didn’t do her any favors, to put it mildly. Mariah’s underwear was plainly visible under a too-tight miniskirt. Is it the shock of having an album flop or the shock of getting a divorce messing up her mind? Meanwhile, her estranged husband Nick Cannon is partying nonstop and has never looked better. Click HERE to see Mariah in China.
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Who does Eva Longoria think she’s kidding? She’s girlishly claiming to be embarrassed by her red carpet “wardrobe malfunction“ in Cannes and promising it “won’t happen again.” This was no accident. Eva may be subconsciously desperate for attention (why is a TV actress in Cannes, anyway?) or an exhibitionist. But she’s 38 years old and knows full well that if you wear a long gown with a long slit that not wearing underwear is just ASKING for trouble. We’re thinking she LOVED the resulting publicity – it’s a shame she couldn’t get it in a more tasteful manner.
In case you haven’t noticed, most of the actresses who have “wardrobe malfunctions” also have implants. Psychologically, the augmentation seems to embolden the women and they almost become exhibitionists. They desperately want to show off their expensive plastic surgery, but they want to make you think it’s an “accident.” Movie directors also know that actresses with implants are far less likely to object to taking their clothes off.