CATHERINE ZETA-JONES AS A COCAINE GODMOTHER? ARE YOU KIDDING?


Griselda Blanco (top photo) from Colombia was called the Queen of Cocaine and responsible for 200 violent murders (plus her own 3 husbands) during her career as a drug czar in Miami. Five feet tall, she looked like an innocent auntie or grandma, but started killing at the age of 13. Sometimes her cartel made 80 million dollars a month transporting drugs. She was obsessed with the movies The Godfather and Scarface and lived a life of total debauchery until she was killed in 2012. Lifetime planned to film her biography, “Cocaine Godmother,” and Jennifer Lopez was interested. Could Lopez look any LESS like Blanco? When that deal fell through, even LESS plausible Catherine Zeta-Jones was hired for the role! What were casting people at Lifetime thinking? Would Lifetime cast Chris Hemsworth to star in the Harvey Weinstein story?

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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Posted by Janet on October 18, 2017

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  1. By coffeeshop
    On October 18, 2017 at

    well, it could happen to ya in 2018!!

  2. By sheila
    On October 18, 2017 at

    America loves garbage tv

  3. By Kait
    On October 19, 2017 at

    she or lopez would be awesome. you don’t need an identical appearance to play a role like this.

  4. By Strom
    On October 19, 2017 at

    JLo can’t act. Get a native Spanish speaker!

  5. By It's Me Margaret
    On October 19, 2017 at

    Jlo is a horrible actress, so no.
    Catherine has lost her looks, but her voice has an annoying quality.
    Why not someone else, like the cow that killed Selena in the Selena movie?

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