Celebrity: Relaxed
This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers – she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.
Posted by Janet on May 7, 2007
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
Nicole Richie
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
brit
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
Paula Abdul
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
Heather Locklear
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
WRONG, IT’S LA LOHAN….NO DOUBT ABOUT IT…
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
aBDUL
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
It’s GOTTA be Paula Abdul.
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
Kelly Ripa
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
Kelly Ripa sounds right.
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
La Lohan
By Filipinas
On May 7, 2007 at
Lohan is not perky. Neither are Britney nor Paula Abdul. It’s Brittany Murphy!
By Do we really want to know?
On May 7, 2007 at
Sounds like “Fergie” the singer–Perez Hilton’s site sometimes reports that she either does a no. 1 or no. 2 while on stage–who really knows?
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
Maybe Kelly Ripa. She can def be perky. Perky = morning hint?
By Anonymous
On May 7, 2007 at
what about Rachael Ray? She is the poster child of perky. I have no idea if she sleeps on the job but she certainly is a bit manic
By I love Janet too. =)
On May 8, 2007 at
DURRRRRRRR!!!!
I LOVE PAULA but, homegirl is a shitty mess!
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
this is a funny one.
poor thing must have “skid marks” on all of her expensive panties.
By poop
On May 8, 2007 at
the food they serve at the Ivy must give people diarrhea.
explosive nuclear diarrhea is a liability, and it must contribute to global warming.
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
Another site I don’t remember which one did a story recently about a celeb who stopped and bought new underwear. Just walked in to the dressing room put them on, paid and left. Anyone else rember reading this?
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
paula abdul
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
definitely LiLo
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
Paula. She’s been known to fall asleep during TV interviews.
By Jess Needs a Diaper
On May 8, 2007 at
It is jessica Simpson for sure, without a doubt. There was a blind item about her pooping the bed when she and John Mayer were in Rome. Plus she is often referred to as “Perky”…it gave it all away.
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
to: May 8, 2007 6:14 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
The website that references the JS was crazydaysandnights blogspot… by ent lawyer…. it also had this as a blind item that was loosely referring to Julia Roberts…
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
No doubt about it, Paula Abdul!!!
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
MEscha
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
Paula Abduhl for sure. She’s the only one that blatantly whacked out and and in denial.
By Anonymous
On May 8, 2007 at
courtney love
By Dianne
On May 9, 2007 at
I think Paula Abdul. I used to really like her, but you know after reading all those articles that claim “I never drink, I never smoke, I never do drugs….PLEEEAAASSSE! Does she think we are all dumb and haven’t kept up on the news all these years? Come clean Paula…lol…
By Wendy William
On May 9, 2007 at
PPPPAAAAUUUULLLLAAAA
ABDUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone in LA has heard the poop in Limo story of last month.
By Anonymous
On May 9, 2007 at
Paula Abdul
By Angela
On May 9, 2007 at
Totally Brit. They caught her on camera running to like 10 gas station bathrooms in one night no less!!
By Mathura
On May 9, 2007 at
You all are wrong. It’s Cameron Diaz. Think about it. She’s the BUTT of all jokes. On a VH1 show with the best celeb bodies, Cameron had the best butt. There were also photos of her recently shopping at Target.
By Anonymous
On May 9, 2007 at
where are half these people commenting from???
PAULA ABDUL!!!!!!!!
She is perky, loopy, and poo’ed her pants.
By Anonymous
On May 10, 2007 at
Paula Abdul for sure.
By Anonymous
On May 10, 2007 at
WELL IT’S GOOD TO KNOW YOU’RE
ALL ON THE SAME PAGE WITH THIS
ONE….NOT!
By Anonymous
On May 10, 2007 at
katie couric
By james
On May 11, 2007 at
What a bunch of idiots….this is the most thinly veiled “whodunnit” Janet’s ever done. Of course it’s Paula…I don’t recall any of the other people mentioned being accused of being druggies (except maybe Brittany Murphy)….Paula’s a big old drug whore
By bc
On May 11, 2007 at
Definitely Katie Couric–she’s the queen of perky.
By Anonymous
On May 11, 2007 at
they say katie couric is known for drinking problems and flying off onto rages on her staff.
By Anonymous
On May 11, 2007 at
its harpo yerfniw
By Anonymous
On May 13, 2007 at
Jessica Simpson?
By Anonymous
On May 13, 2007 at
Pamela Anderson?
By Anonymous
On May 13, 2007 at
It’s Joanie Laurer aka WWF’s Chyna, and resident “SURREALIFE TRANNY I’ll betcha!
BTW, Whatta “cluster yuck” of demented and daffy malicious pea brain bitches with the mega jealousy attacks. Why don’t you all spout off about the avalanche of genuine sh!t storms that occur daily, if you aren’t irrepairably damaged souls.
Thank Haven, 4 leetle girls, my arse!
By doogie dookie
On May 13, 2007 at
you know what i’m thinkin’….remember how a few madams have been in trouble and as a result outed the celebrity clientele that used the services of their prostitutes….
well, what needs to come out is some of the major drug dealers of the celebutards..you know, let us know about their best customers and what their favorite smack is. lol
By Anonymous
On May 13, 2007 at
its oprah winfrey.
By Bu
On May 14, 2007 at
Paula Abdul
By Anonymous
On May 14, 2007 at
Sorry Paula, You seem to be the one.
By Anonymous
On May 14, 2007 at
My thoughts point me to Courtney Love
By Anonymous
On May 14, 2007 at
Courtney Love?!?! Are you kidding me? No one could ever describe Courtney as “perky”….not by any stretch of the imagination!!!
By Anonymous
On March 29, 2009 at
Alicia Keys