Celebrity: Relaxed

This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers – she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.

Posted by Janet on May 7, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Nicole Richie

  2. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    brit

  3. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Paula Abdul

  4. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Heather Locklear

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    WRONG, IT’S LA LOHAN….NO DOUBT ABOUT IT…

  6. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    aBDUL

  7. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    It’s GOTTA be Paula Abdul.

  8. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Kelly Ripa

  9. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Kelly Ripa sounds right.

  10. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    La Lohan

  11. By Filipinas
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Lohan is not perky. Neither are Britney nor Paula Abdul. It’s Brittany Murphy!

  12. By Do we really want to know?
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Sounds like “Fergie” the singer–Perez Hilton’s site sometimes reports that she either does a no. 1 or no. 2 while on stage–who really knows?

  13. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    Maybe Kelly Ripa. She can def be perky. Perky = morning hint?

  14. By Anonymous
    On May 7, 2007 at

    what about Rachael Ray? She is the poster child of perky. I have no idea if she sleeps on the job but she certainly is a bit manic

  15. By I love Janet too. =)
    On May 8, 2007 at

    DURRRRRRRR!!!!
    I LOVE PAULA but, homegirl is a shitty mess!

  16. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    this is a funny one.
    poor thing must have “skid marks” on all of her expensive panties.

  17. By poop
    On May 8, 2007 at

    the food they serve at the Ivy must give people diarrhea.
    explosive nuclear diarrhea is a liability, and it must contribute to global warming.

  18. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    Another site I don’t remember which one did a story recently about a celeb who stopped and bought new underwear. Just walked in to the dressing room put them on, paid and left. Anyone else rember reading this?

  19. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    paula abdul

  20. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    definitely LiLo

  21. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    Paula. She’s been known to fall asleep during TV interviews.

  22. By Jess Needs a Diaper
    On May 8, 2007 at

    It is jessica Simpson for sure, without a doubt. There was a blind item about her pooping the bed when she and John Mayer were in Rome. Plus she is often referred to as “Perky”…it gave it all away.

  23. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    to: May 8, 2007 6:14 AM
    Posted by: Anonymous
    The website that references the JS was crazydaysandnights blogspot… by ent lawyer…. it also had this as a blind item that was loosely referring to Julia Roberts…

  24. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    No doubt about it, Paula Abdul!!!

  25. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    MEscha

  26. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    Paula Abduhl for sure. She’s the only one that blatantly whacked out and and in denial.

  27. By Anonymous
    On May 8, 2007 at

    courtney love

  28. By Dianne
    On May 9, 2007 at

    I think Paula Abdul. I used to really like her, but you know after reading all those articles that claim “I never drink, I never smoke, I never do drugs….PLEEEAAASSSE! Does she think we are all dumb and haven’t kept up on the news all these years? Come clean Paula…lol…

  29. By Wendy William
    On May 9, 2007 at

    PPPPAAAAUUUULLLLAAAA
    ABDUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
    everyone in LA has heard the poop in Limo story of last month.

  30. By Anonymous
    On May 9, 2007 at

    Paula Abdul

  31. By Angela
    On May 9, 2007 at

    Totally Brit. They caught her on camera running to like 10 gas station bathrooms in one night no less!!

  32. By Mathura
    On May 9, 2007 at

    You all are wrong. It’s Cameron Diaz. Think about it. She’s the BUTT of all jokes. On a VH1 show with the best celeb bodies, Cameron had the best butt. There were also photos of her recently shopping at Target.

  33. By Anonymous
    On May 9, 2007 at

    where are half these people commenting from???
    PAULA ABDUL!!!!!!!!
    She is perky, loopy, and poo’ed her pants.

  34. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Paula Abdul for sure.

  35. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    WELL IT’S GOOD TO KNOW YOU’RE
    ALL ON THE SAME PAGE WITH THIS
    ONE….NOT!

  36. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    katie couric

  37. By james
    On May 11, 2007 at

    What a bunch of idiots….this is the most thinly veiled “whodunnit” Janet’s ever done. Of course it’s Paula…I don’t recall any of the other people mentioned being accused of being druggies (except maybe Brittany Murphy)….Paula’s a big old drug whore

  38. By bc
    On May 11, 2007 at

    Definitely Katie Couric–she’s the queen of perky.

  39. By Anonymous
    On May 11, 2007 at

    they say katie couric is known for drinking problems and flying off onto rages on her staff.

  40. By Anonymous
    On May 11, 2007 at

    its harpo yerfniw

  41. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Jessica Simpson?

  42. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Pamela Anderson?

  43. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    It’s Joanie Laurer aka WWF’s Chyna, and resident “SURREALIFE TRANNY I’ll betcha!
    BTW, Whatta “cluster yuck” of demented and daffy malicious pea brain bitches with the mega jealousy attacks. Why don’t you all spout off about the avalanche of genuine sh!t storms that occur daily, if you aren’t irrepairably damaged souls.
    Thank Haven, 4 leetle girls, my arse!

  44. By doogie dookie
    On May 13, 2007 at

    you know what i’m thinkin’….remember how a few madams have been in trouble and as a result outed the celebrity clientele that used the services of their prostitutes….
    well, what needs to come out is some of the major drug dealers of the celebutards..you know, let us know about their best customers and what their favorite smack is. lol

  45. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    its oprah winfrey.

  46. By Bu
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Paula Abdul

  47. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Sorry Paula, You seem to be the one.

  48. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    My thoughts point me to Courtney Love

  49. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Courtney Love?!?! Are you kidding me? No one could ever describe Courtney as “perky”….not by any stretch of the imagination!!!

  50. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    Alicia Keys

  51. By Verline Cosby
    On December 25, 2011 at

    I do not even understand how I ended up right here, but I thought this put up used to be good. I don’t know who you might be however definitely you are going to a famous blogger if you happen to aren’t already ;) Cheers!

  52. By Strom
    On December 25, 2011 at

    Rhia disfunction began w/ Paula shortly after her sexual tryst’s w/BLACK Corey Clark. Hopefully she is checked for whatever STD she contracted.

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