Celebrity: Relaxed

This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers – she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.

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  2. Rhia disfunction began w/ Paula shortly after her sexual tryst’s w/BLACK Corey Clark. Hopefully she is checked for whatever STD she contracted.

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