CHARLIE SHEEN’S BAD HABITS DON’T INTERFERE WITH HIS WORK

Why should Charlie Sheen give up drugs or anything else? When he goes to Las Vegas he stays in the most expensive hotel room IN THE WORLD: the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa at the Palms Casino Resort which rents for $40,000 a night. It’s a great place to entertain porn stars. Charlie was in Las Vegas this weekend to socialize with his favorite porn stars at the Adult Entertainment Expo. He had nonstop visitors in the 10,000 sq ft suite which has a rotating round bed with mirrored ceiling, multiple bars and butlers, and an inside/outside jacuzzi with a view – full of naked girls. After a weekend of nonstop action Charlie managed to show up on the “Two and a Half Men” ready for work, and on time Tuesday. The best of both worlds.

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  1. Janet, how do you know what room he was in? We’re you there partying with Chuck and the porno actresses?

  2. Ew, you couldn’t pay me to stay in that room. CS wad juice all over the place!!
    Hope they hose down the room with hand sanitizer.

    He is gonna fall, and when he does, it ain’t gonna be pretty.

  3. @ Muffin Top!!-

    I’ll take that action. This is just a guy with a high tolerance living the ‘rockstar’ existence he can easily afford. Hey, why not?

  4. He is not meant to be a married man. I know someone who knows Jon Cryer, and Cryer says that Charlie is always on time, knows his lines and is a complete professional on the set. So, one life on the set, and another life off the set. I guess that Charlie figures that as long as the two don’t meet… of course, I still won’t ever go back to watching the show. I’m waiting for him to kill the next woman he’s with.

  5. It’s mind-boggling to me if that is really the most expensive hotel room in the world. I’ve seen it on TV, and while the pool is impressive, the 1970’s red rotating bed (a-la-Hefners own) is a bit old hat now, isn’t it?
    Hope they really put lots of bleach in that pool. There’s absolutely NO way I would get into that thing hanging out over nothing that far up either. Too bad it didn’t snap off while nasty Charlie and his bevy of whores were busy diddling underwater in the clouds.

  6. When he falls once and for all, it will be with such a thud that the world will hear it.

  7. Janet,
    You referred to something over the holidays about Charlie and what he was “really up to.”
    Was it about visiting the porn star’s hometown? If it was this type partying, we already know that. Say what you will about Charlie, everyone, but hope he does not OD some day.

  8. The man is like a teflon Keith Richards. He’d fall out of the end of that pool, land on a porn star’s oversized implants, bounce back up and show up for work the next day. When he finally dies, men will pay tribute at his gravesite with bottles of Jack and women will leave their thongs.

  9. Ok, here’s the deal in my head: Hugh Heffner secretely adopted Charlie Sheen as his long lost whore son. Charlie is now King of the Porn/Playboy Empire….all funded by Charlie Sheen’s Employer, CBS. I bet Charlie Sheen will not inherit a cent from his father, he is too much of a family disgrace. Hugh Heffner…..well Charlie does stand for everything Heffner represents, right?

  10. Ok, I admit it… I like Charlie Sheen… someone said he was meant to “not be married”, I agree… ladies that marry him know exactly what they’re getting into: money! I’m on team Charlie.

  11. His tv show is a guilty pleasure of mine. I love the whole cast of that show and the writing is clever.

    To be perfectly frank, I am a bit shocked that Charlie Sheen has the sexual stamina at 45 to entertain (wink wink) day after day and weekend after weekend. Too much alcohol generally interferes with sexual performance and is a leading cause of male impotence. However, with Charlie, it would appear that it is an aphrodisiac.

  12. Walt, a flaccid penis can be sucked just as much as a fully erect one can, and with the money he has and the females he buys, he surely must just pay them to follow him from room to room constantly doing him no matter what the results. It isn’t for THEIR pleasure after all. A hooker is a paid employee, and he isn’t obligated to give HER any pleasure or attention, just money (and/or drugs). Whatever he’s doing it seems to be working as there are no end of gross females lining up to take his abuse for a few bucks. Kinda sickening that CBS bankroles this indulgent shit.

  13. Why does he want porn stars? That makes about as much sense as him pulling his clothes out of a garbage dumpster.

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