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Has anybody else noticed that Christina Aguilera seems to get better looking every year but her husband Jordan Bratman DOESN’T? He’s certainly no beauty, so we suppose he must be a real sweetheart and the perfect man for her. She’s obviously crazy about him and at least she doesn’t have to worry about other women hitting on her husband.


Posted by Janet on May 14, 2007

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28 Comments so far

  1. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    This guy must be horse-hung cause I don’t see what she sees in that face… FUG

  2. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Yeah…he definitely isn’t easy on the eyes that’s for sure! I’m amazed that they are still together because all he is is a purse holder!

  3. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    typical Hollywood values, Janet….does anyone remember Aristotle Onassis? Very homely but a ladies’ man, as was Larry King and Henry Kissinger….Beautiful women do not always gravitate toward beautiful men

  4. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Jeez you people are shallow! You can’t have a relationship with someone’s looks, and you certainly can’t base a marriage on them.

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    WOW. Have you looked at the picture of yourself on this website?? Lay off Bratman, he makes her happy. I can’t believe a grown woman, who is supposed to be a professional wasted a post on this dude’s looks. RUDE.

  6. By TV
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Dear 3:37
    You are forgetting that the unattractive guys you mentioned had loads of money – could that possibly have anything to do with their appeal? And Christina is the rich one AND the pretty one here.

  7. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    They appear to be quite in love and very stable. Sorry, Janet, but this one’s kinda mean of you.

  8. By paris has herpes
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Rag on someone who DESERVES IT, Janet.
    Paris deserves all of the brutal treatment everyone can dish out.

  9. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Janet- what was the point of this now?? THey have been together for sooo long and everyone knows what he looks like. If you knew Christina, you’d know that she was treated HORRIBLY by men before she met Jordy. Maybe she see’s something beautiful about him inside and out and that is why she loves him. Too bad more women can’t be like her. This post is at the level of that bottom feeder Perez and that is NOT a compliment. You should publish an apology to Christina’s husband. Shame! Shame! Shame on you lady!

  10. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    You obviously haven’t seen photographs of this woman au natural, sans maquillage.
    Without makeup, she is every bit as gruesome as her husband and appears to be going bald.

  11. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think he’s cute.

  12. By Long live their marriage!!!!!!!!
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Agreed! He is cute. Perhaps a chin implant would improve his looks. I love Jewish boys.

  13. By Agustina
    On May 15, 2007 at

    He’s a cute jewish boy. And they’re cute together.
    Christina looks amazing.

  14. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    I love them together. They’re adorable and she seems to love him very much. I hope they make it in the long-term.

  15. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    I think they make an excellent couple and are one of the few “stable” relationships out there.
    And I completely echo 4:27 – looked in a mirror lately Janet?????

  16. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at


  17. By Anonymous
    On May 15, 2007 at

    You’re a nasty woman Janet. Why don’t you pick on someone who deserves it?
    Are looks everything to you? You are very superficial.

  18. By Stacey
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Wow – what a superficial bitchy thing to say. God forbid someone should marry for love and to her he’s probably the handsomest man on earth! If you can only find gossip once every 3 or 4 days at least make it worthwhile Janet!

  19. By Wayne Geddes
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Janet, Jordy is hideously ugly. I know this is a contract marriage, because I have bona fide proof that Jordy is gayer than Elton John and Lance Bass.

  20. By Anonymous
    On May 16, 2007 at

    Shave off the nasty facial hair, take off that stupid hat, get a chin implant and a stylist. Voila !! New and improved.

  21. By Anonymous
    On May 16, 2007 at

    ugh, if you people dont like janet then dont come on her site. this says Janet Charlton’s hollywood, so it is her take on it, you dont have to agree but dont insult her, if she diddnt have this site, what site would you be on…..then go there.

  22. By Britney's Mother
    On May 16, 2007 at

    Christina has talent and is classy.
    Britney is talentless and is claysey – as in TACKY.

  23. By gerard Vandenberg
    On May 17, 2007 at

    Did you see the musical: Beauty and the Beast?

  24. By gerard Vandenberg
    On May 17, 2007 at

    Did you see the musical: Beauty and the Beast?

  25. By Atia
    On May 17, 2007 at

    I hear he has a very big one. I can only guess this is one of the reasons Christina married him. Also he is probaby a sweetie..

  26. By WendyInDC
    On May 17, 2007 at

    Why do people get all up in arms the minute we start critiquing a guy — women are critiqued on their looks all the time. What’s the diff? Lighten up, people. Besides, this dude IS ugly. I’m sure Xtina is no prize, either.

  27. By Anonymous
    On May 17, 2007 at

    I know that it’s what’s inside that counts, but come on…would you want to wake up to that every morning?

  28. By Anonymous
    On May 18, 2007 at

    Have any of you looked in the mirror lately? You, too, Janet!
    People marry the one they love, not an accessory, in an adult world.
    Stop bitchy judgements and envision accomplishments as beautiful, and see how much nicer your life gets!


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