CLOSE CALL FOR CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

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Michael Douglas was Catherine Zeta-Jones’ hero when she tripped on the stairs at LAX. The combination of sunglasses indoors, teetering espadrilles, and a bulky bag that threw her off balance, nearly proved lethal for Catherine. She might have tumbled head over heels if Michael hadn’t quickly grabbed her. After her husband righted her, Catherine held on tight to the railing.

20 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On January 22, 2009 at

   Poor thing. Her long-running lie (that she is 10 years younger than her real age) is finally catching up to her — and boy does it show!

2. By audreigh
   On January 22, 2009 at

   I wear sunglasses to hide my identity because I am a major movie star, I wear ignorant shoes that hurt my feet; yet, I must because they make my legs look better, and I carry my big, expensive designer bag because all of the “in” people do so.
   If I fall, it is the price I have to pay.
   Signed,
   any and all fake celebrities

3. By Anonymous
   On January 22, 2009 at

   Time for granny to get some orthopedic shoes and quit fronting

4. By chewonthis
   On January 22, 2009 at

   Oh right, C J-Z fell hard for the old adulterer sex addict strictly for his looks. No, her career was waning and this was a sure way to get her name back in the limelight plus his $$$$ helped a little too. Btw, he has had much more plastic surgery than she has.

5. By chewonthis
   On January 22, 2009 at

   Correction: Meant to say C Z-J, not J-Z.

6. By gerard Vandenberg
   On January 22, 2009 at

   The home for the elderly is becoming impatient, folks!!

7. By Anonymous
   On January 22, 2009 at

   She seems to be on a slide downwards and i don’t mean falling off your stupid shoes and tripping down a flight of stairs.

8. By Anonymous
   On January 22, 2009 at

   To think that CNN covered the inauguration when a story of this magnitude went unreported. I am speechless, just speechless.

9. By Reta
   On January 23, 2009 at

   I think they look awesome and in love (as usual). I don’t know if I’ve ever seen pics of them with their kids tho, what’s up with that? Catherine Zeta-Jones is and always has been far more glamorous than Angelina Jolie.

10. By Furio Giunta
    On January 23, 2009 at

    This couple is so high on drugs they can barely walk folks!!!
    Michael ha a major habit that is supplied by Samantha Ronson’s delivery service…

11. By Fuio Giunta
    On January 23, 2009 at

    These two are copious drug users folks!!
    Samantha Ronson provides their Hollywood ‘hook-up’

12. By Anonymous
    On January 23, 2009 at

    That 50s corsage on Sarah Palin is the fashion statement of the century.

13. By No Zeta-Jones Fan
    On January 23, 2009 at

    Why was the dumb a$$ wearing sunglasses indoors? She’s not THAT big of a star! And if she was dumb enough to wear those ridiculous shoes, she deserved to fall.

14. By Anonymous
    On January 23, 2009 at

    I think she’s absolutely gorgeous, but there are several things about her I’d love to know. First, Janet, can you track down what her “real” age is? No one seems to know. Also, I’d love to see pictures of their children. I saw one of her son many years ago and he was adorable, but what about current pictures? And where do they keep their children hidden? Finally, she’s a big-time cigarette smoker and goes to great lengths to hide it (kinda like Jackie O.). Janet, how about some good gossip on Catherine. The fact that she tripped on the stairs is not interesting!!

15. By Anonymous
    On January 23, 2009 at

    She is a chain-smoker. And though she may have lost the “baby weight,” her figure will never be the same, as this picture illustrates: Her large, pendulous breasts are sagging and her flat hips are made more obvious by her growing pot belly. In short, she is (body-wise) looking more and more like Bette Davis — when Davis had hit her mid-fifties. Which is appropriate considering that CZJ is 48.

16. By Anonymous
    On January 23, 2009 at

    No, no, no. If you saw her in Oceans 11 when she’s sitting in the cafe, the sun shines on her, and she is the most exquisite creature on the face of the earth. She just has a mature look about her. They both benefitted, she got more famous and got more movies, and he got a boost to his seriously fading career.

17. By Anonymous
    On January 23, 2009 at

    ^^^ Agreed. Absolutely beautiful face with a just so-so body. The constant smoking will not help. What’s fascinating is to consider how Michael’s very successful facial surgery coupled with Catherine’s evident aging (not to mention the fact of her ACTUAL age), actually makes the pairing of them seem not so unusual.

18. By Moshe
    On January 24, 2009 at

    Wasn’t it CZJ who was peddeling her pussy all over Europe before Mike came along? This should be a future what do you think!

19. By Anonymous
    On January 25, 2009 at

    Catherine Zeta Jones quietly marked her 50th birthday in 2008.

20. By debutante
    On February 4, 2009 at

    No, she will be 49 this year, 2009. And that’s the truth. Which came out when they went to the White House and she was publicly humiliated when she tried to say she was 37.
    And why wear sunglasses when there’s no sun ? Maybe she just had an eye lift !

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