CLOSE CALL FOR CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

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Michael Douglas was Catherine Zeta-Jones’ hero when she tripped on the stairs at LAX. The combination of sunglasses indoors, teetering espadrilles, and a bulky bag that threw her off balance, nearly proved lethal for Catherine. She might have tumbled head over heels if Michael hadn’t quickly grabbed her. After her husband righted her, Catherine held on tight to the railing.

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21 thoughts on “CLOSE CALL FOR CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

  1. Poor thing. Her long-running lie (that she is 10 years younger than her real age) is finally catching up to her — and boy does it show!

  2. I wear sunglasses to hide my identity because I am a major movie star, I wear ignorant shoes that hurt my feet; yet, I must because they make my legs look better, and I carry my big, expensive designer bag because all of the “in” people do so.
    If I fall, it is the price I have to pay.
    Signed,
    any and all fake celebrities

  3. Time for granny to get some orthopedic shoes and quit fronting

  4. Oh right, C J-Z fell hard for the old adulterer sex addict strictly for his looks. No, her career was waning and this was a sure way to get her name back in the limelight plus his $$$$ helped a little too. Btw, he has had much more plastic surgery than she has.

  5. The home for the elderly is becoming impatient, folks!!

  6. She seems to be on a slide downwards and i don’t mean falling off your stupid shoes and tripping down a flight of stairs.

  7. To think that CNN covered the inauguration when a story of this magnitude went unreported. I am speechless, just speechless.

  8. I think they look awesome and in love (as usual). I don’t know if I’ve ever seen pics of them with their kids tho, what’s up with that? Catherine Zeta-Jones is and always has been far more glamorous than Angelina Jolie.

  9. This couple is so high on drugs they can barely walk folks!!!
    Michael ha a major habit that is supplied by Samantha Ronson’s delivery service…

  10. These two are copious drug users folks!!
    Samantha Ronson provides their Hollywood ‘hook-up’

  11. That 50s corsage on Sarah Palin is the fashion statement of the century.

  12. Why was the dumb a$$ wearing sunglasses indoors? She’s not THAT big of a star! And if she was dumb enough to wear those ridiculous shoes, she deserved to fall.

  13. I think she’s absolutely gorgeous, but there are several things about her I’d love to know. First, Janet, can you track down what her “real” age is? No one seems to know. Also, I’d love to see pictures of their children. I saw one of her son many years ago and he was adorable, but what about current pictures? And where do they keep their children hidden? Finally, she’s a big-time cigarette smoker and goes to great lengths to hide it (kinda like Jackie O.). Janet, how about some good gossip on Catherine. The fact that she tripped on the stairs is not interesting!!

  14. She is a chain-smoker. And though she may have lost the “baby weight,” her figure will never be the same, as this picture illustrates: Her large, pendulous breasts are sagging and her flat hips are made more obvious by her growing pot belly. In short, she is (body-wise) looking more and more like Bette Davis — when Davis had hit her mid-fifties. Which is appropriate considering that CZJ is 48.

  15. No, no, no. If you saw her in Oceans 11 when she’s sitting in the cafe, the sun shines on her, and she is the most exquisite creature on the face of the earth. She just has a mature look about her. They both benefitted, she got more famous and got more movies, and he got a boost to his seriously fading career.

  16. ^^^ Agreed. Absolutely beautiful face with a just so-so body. The constant smoking will not help. What’s fascinating is to consider how Michael’s very successful facial surgery coupled with Catherine’s evident aging (not to mention the fact of her ACTUAL age), actually makes the pairing of them seem not so unusual.

  17. Wasn’t it CZJ who was peddeling her pussy all over Europe before Mike came along? This should be a future what do you think!

  18. Catherine Zeta Jones quietly marked her 50th birthday in 2008.

  19. No, she will be 49 this year, 2009. And that’s the truth. Which came out when they went to the White House and she was publicly humiliated when she tried to say she was 37.
    And why wear sunglasses when there’s no sun ? Maybe she just had an eye lift !

  20. What if the woman is lying about her age, I bet she looks a million times better than any of you haters. And calling her a granny, well grannies aren’t always old. I hear you have 24 year grannies in the States.

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