CONSPIRACY THEORY: BEYONCE IS SOLANGE KNOWLES MOTHER

BEYONCE AT 12

We love a conspiracy theory because so much work and research are usually put into them. This internet rumor we found on BuzzFeed, concerns Beyonce and insists that there is a Texas birth certificate out there that proves that Beyonce was born in 1974, NOT 1981, and she is actually 38 or 39 years old. Wait – it gets better. The theory also suggests that Beyonce got pregnant at 12 or 13 and gave birth to Solange – the family covered it up by pretending Solange was born to Matthew and Tina, Beyonce’s parents. This means Beyonce is now a mother of two and a grandmother to 26 year old Solange’s eight year old son. Whether this rumor becomes a Hollywood legend like the untrue Richard Gere/gerbil rumor, remains to be seen.

Posted by Janet on March 11, 2013

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  1. By Harvey
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Jan, I like the Marilyn Monroe conspiracy theories more…

  2. By Marnie
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Has anyone bothered to look at school yearbooks?

  3. By Bu
    On March 11, 2013 at

    I could see that because Beyonce has always taken Solange’s little boy Daniel all over the world with her even if his Mom/Solange wasn’t there. I always thought that Beyonce’s attachment to Daniel was above and beyond just an Auntie. It all makes senses.

  4. By enzo and Tutti
    On March 11, 2013 at

    I’s true … But, it was probably the Jews who made her pregnant, all of them, or Strom, cause he has the Super Herpes.

    But, what probably really happened was Justin Beiber is Solange’s father, as they totally look alike.

    Or .. wait, maybe Solange is Beyonces Auntie, cuase if you divide Beyonces’s name by a factor of 4.35671 , and then divide by the square root of Pi, then add it to the creepy, inscestuous Southern Baptist secret number of 23, you get the number 21225, which spells baby.

    Is obvious, obviously. Totally !

  5. By Abby
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Clearly, Enzo and Tutti, have figured out the conundrum.

    Super Herpes. Strom, you slut ! Lakes O Fire !!!

  6. By Kongo
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Janet, this is the reason no one ever invites to the cool parties.

  7. By strom
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Little doubt that Bey was parting her legs @ 12 and that today she may be part of the 50% of BLACK women who have and spread herpes.

  8. By neuro-bio lab crew
    On March 11, 2013 at

    dear Mr.@Strom

    After considerable discussion in our department, we suspect that your commentaries on this blog, may in fact be – symptomatic evidence of a HerpesViral induced encephalitis.

    Our reasoning is this:

    You superficially (as we’ve not yet physically examined you) present most of the classic symptoms of the disease; in particular – a notable decrease in brain function, and the resultant confusion – as well as an array of the most typical, compulsive obsessive behaviours such as: your BLACK Herpes Thing obsession, habitually mentioning other peoples anal and other body fluids, an observable and profound fixation with unknown strangers sexual activities, a routine yet profound lack of general awareness/sophistication in the use of highly and disturbingly inappropriate sexual references to children, and of course, the inexplicable, but (admittedly) amusing – gay island etc.

    In fact, we love you around here, in out lab at least, you’re the poster boy for reduced brain function. ( we’re neuro-bio folks )

    Is there any chance you’d give us your e-mail so we could correspond more effectively ?

    Please ? We’d like to run some diagnostics, no spinals, promise.

  9. By Edward Potatoe
    On March 11, 2013 at

    genius

  10. By CoCo
    On March 11, 2013 at

    You would think that a few hundred kids went to high school with Beyonce and could offer some insights. I just watched a 1993 Star Search episode with Beyonce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXPl18psZA). As much as I would like to believe the conspiracy theory, I find it hard to believe that a 19 year old would have dressed like that or even that anyone would think it would be a good idea to disguise a potentially sexy 19 year old as a 12 year old in order to get music business success. Too far-fetched, I’m afraid!

  11. By pinky
    On March 11, 2013 at

    i’d listen to them Strom, get help

  12. By sandy
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Is Beyonce black or white???

  13. By pinky
    On March 11, 2013 at

    what difference does it make ?

  14. By abe
    On March 11, 2013 at

    she is expecting an ape?
    …………of jay-z?

  15. By xyz
    On March 12, 2013 at

    @Pinky – it makes, idiot, coz we are massively lied to and deceived from all points of view. Its enuff to google “beyonce gisel manier” and heres the truth about her….

  16. By strom
    On March 12, 2013 at

    She was born very BLACK and kinky haired. But to attract the interest of men and $$$$ she has used every trick to become lighter and blonde with straight hair.

    They are so ashamed of their race.

    By sandy
    On March 11, 2013 at

    Is Beyonce black or white???

  17. By bridget
    On March 12, 2013 at

    She is very fake and I still don’t believe she had her baby.As for being Solange mom I don’t think.

  18. By Edward Potatoe
    On March 12, 2013 at

    Bridget, it is as you’ve yourself pointed out ” I don’t think”.

    and while I’m here,
    Strom, xyz, and abe, take your lithium you retards.

  19. By Pimple Marvy St. Bullshit
    On March 12, 2013 at

    it’s terrifying to read on this modest little blog, such a grotesque chorus of irreparable stupidity, and blind featureless racism.

    Thank god none of you, could ever influence anyone else beyond your little chorus of retards.

    White sheeted pedophiles and window-lickers, thank god you’ll never reproduce.

  20. By Susi Capacitor
    On March 12, 2013 at

    “little chorus of retards” …. priceless

  21. By Patrick
    On March 12, 2013 at

    I gave up trying to fight him. Strom is an impenetrable, racist agenda, troll.
    It’s not fun here anymore.

  22. By Enzo and Tutti
    On March 13, 2013 at

    we suspect that Strom is a Black Lasbian self hater who hates Morgan Freeman movies

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    On May 24, 2013 at

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    On May 25, 2013 at

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