CONSPIRACY THEORY

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Ok, we weren’t going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn’t MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don’t remember, Suri’s announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented – there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn’t want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn’t newborn. After a few months it’s not so easy to recognize a baby’s exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor – form your own conclusions.

Posted by Janet on September 6, 2006

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  1. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I believe this story. Tom is not the baby’s father.

  2. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I think they have a very good casting agent that specializes in babies.

  3. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I think that they should sue you for this story.

  4. By carlotta
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Katie has slanted eyes too.

  5. By one who knows...
    On September 7, 2006 at

    This is the dumbest thing I ever heard, and totally not true. Take it from me,

  6. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    not sure if this story is true or not, but i just feel so sorry for suri. putting up with tom cruise for a father??? ich!!!

  7. By James
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I think you are an idiot for printing this crap. The baby looks exactly like Tom Cruise.

  8. By Maddie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    You are unbelievable. You should have gone with your first instinct and not printed this crap. You were obviously upset yesterday because of Dave Navarro writing about you on his website…over your gracious announcement of the SuperNova winner. Well, there’s nothing “gracious” about this posting. Katie should sue your ass…leave her and baby Suri alone. That’s an innocent baby, for crying out loud.

  9. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I believe it!!!

  10. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Once again, Janet breaks old gossip. This story has been all over the web before Janet reported it. Janet, you need to work on your sources!

  11. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Makes sense since Tom is known to be sterile

  12. By me
    On September 7, 2006 at

    She may well be Tom’s (I think she looks like Tom)but I would be willing to bet that it happened via the “turkey baster” method.

  13. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I beleive that Tom and Katie had sex and then came the baby..
    All the other stories out there are started buy jealous gays that are mad cause Tom does not want them.

  14. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I thought the baby (who is adorable, by the way) looks exactly like her mother. Have no idea about the father. I guess the story could be true, but lacking a DNA test, who knows.

  15. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I remember somewhere on the web there were photos of Katie throughout her pregnancy and her “bump” varied in size…such as her bump was bigger earlier on and then suddenly it was smaller…odd things like that. Maybe this is the reason.

  16. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Devil Child!

  17. By janet
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I believe the entire story because it has been written that he is sterile.
    The poor child looks like an alien, way too much hair!!

  18. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Having seen babies, 3 that are within my family, I instantly knew when seeing Suri that she looked a lot older than a new bord does. Do you think Tom will ask Paris to Babysit?

  19. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    That might explain why my reaction was shock at that baby picture! It looked like trick photography – real strange. Looked like a much older child than 4 months old. I have NEVER seen a 4 month old baby with that much hair!

  20. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I totally believe this story…makes sense and addresses all previous rumors.

  21. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    This sounds MUCH more plausible than the crap that is being spewed in Vanity Fair. There has been nothing believable at all about the Tom/Katie story, from the beginning. Tom is a crazy, irrational cult member, and his insanity cannot be hidden behind a fake family.

  22. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    That is a dumb story, with no basis at all. For starters Kaie and Chris break up was in february, but that’s not point in debate the irrationality of all this.
    I guess you and janet here feel good gossiping about a baby. yeah, really good.
    No matter how crazy Tom can be, you have no dignity.

  23. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    There seem to be some desperate scientologists posting here.

  24. By Billie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I’m not a scientologist.
    It’s easy to use the scientologist excuse to justify everything.

  25. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    It’s easy because you all sound exactly the same, sweetie.

  26. By Billie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    You don’t know how wrong you are.

  27. By mandyg
    On September 7, 2006 at

    It’s pretty obvious that the baby has Katies eyes. They’re identical!

  28. By JaySpice
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Pahleaze It is so true!

  29. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I hadn’t thought of this, but the more I look at Chris Klein’s picture the more I believe the story. Too bad you couldn’t put a picture of Suri next to him.

  30. By Patty
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Regarding the hair…I saw a newborn with more hair than that, so it is possible. I did see resemblence to Tom in Suri’s face, but after seeing a picture of Chris, she could resemble him too. I think if Tom and Katie kept their relationship more private in the beginning than the public spectacle that it was, most of these stories wouldn’t be going around.

  31. By happyfrancis
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Tom is not sterile. Nicole had an ectopic (sp?)pregnancy early in their relationship around ’91 during which she almost died. This is probaly why they had to adopt.

  32. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I hate Tom Cruise as much as anyone but the baby looks just like him. And yes, I have seen babies with that much hair. My younger brother was BORN with that much hair.

  33. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Brilliant!! The baby looks just like Chris!!!!

  34. By Purple Thread
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Where do the blue eyes come from …IF this Baby is really 5 1/2 months ..her eye color is Blue
    Mendel’s law .. blue is recessive.. Kate has brown ,
    Chris Brown.. Tom??
    hmm maybe some body elses…blue eyed genes

  35. By Sally
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I can’t believe that even after most of the world demanded that they show us Suri, people still have to mock up a story of why and how this kid came to be. Do you guys know they didn’t even get paid for the prints, they just did it to shut every one up because it’s out of control. It’s fucking stupid. Why can’t Tom and Katie have a kid? Why is it so hard to believe? He’s a Scientologist BIG FUCKING DEAL! He loves Katie, SO FUCKING WHAT? It’s pretty sad that there is so much false data out there and artist as ourselves believe it. They are artist and as many of us are, respect that.

  36. By Sally
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I am a Scientologist, and proud of it. That does not mean I know him personally or more than what I see and hear in the media. Give me a break, 4 months old dont have that much hair… Baby’s are born with a full head of hair all the time, don’t even try to justify this ‘theory’ with that shit. Tom being sterille? Who told you that? What proof would anyone here have of that? That’s really fucking dumb for anyone here to say that and say it with pure truth.
    And before any one else wants to talk shit about Scientologist, why not go read some facts before you form an opinion? Oh but of course you have the media to always feed you the truth right? Give me a break. Do you guys also know that Beck, Mark Ishm, Jason Lee and many other artist you may admire are also Scientologist? So what makes them different from Tom as far as being a Scientologist? Don’t give me crap about him being ‘crazy’ either, he is more saine than any one posting here including myself. He jumps for joy on Oprah for love of Kaite, and because of that hes crazy? Who here has never felt love like that? He only had the oppt to be on Oprah and you don’t. Think logistically here folks not with your head up your ass.

  37. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I think the baby looks like Nicole Kidman’s

  38. By Xenu
    On September 7, 2006 at

    TCLTC! It has to be Chris Klein’s baby.

  39. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Baby Suri is beautiful. Tom & Katie are her parents. All this negative crap needs to stop. She has a brother and sister who are probably hearing and/or reading all this nonsense.

  40. By Victoria
    On September 7, 2006 at

    If Tom is indeed sterile, why didn’t he get a relative to donate sperm? Would Tom allow Klien to blackmail him for a career? If Klien gets a career, we’ll know for sure.

  41. By Victoria
    On September 7, 2006 at

    If Tom is indeed sterile, why didn’t he get a relative to donate sperm? Would Tom allow Klien to blackmail him for a career? If Klien gets a career, we’ll know for sure.

  42. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I think the baby looks exactly like Katie; either man could be the father. But, her baby bump really did look weird and fake. I just don’t understand the whole “keep the baby and mom away from the world.” It’s like, you’re famous, get over it…why all the secrecy if there is nothing to hide? And why are scientologists so bizarre and tell Katie who she can be friends with. It’s just a strange, strange world.

  43. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    You people sound as crazy as you say Tom is. Give it up! The last time I checked, no Scientologists have hijacked planes and flown them into buildings. Leave Tom and Katie alone. BTW, I am not a Scientologist.
    Tom and Katie have a baby. Tom has two other children. That’s 5 people who have to deal with all the terrible things that are being said.

  44. By Jon
    On September 7, 2006 at

    My wife came to a different conclusion on her blog. Check out her numbers here…
    http://gretedawn.blogspot.com/babys-daddy.html
    It doesn’t discount this theory, but this just seems a little more believable…

  45. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Scientologists do lots of other things – no need for crashing planes. Read up before you make ignorant comments.
    The rumour is well done, enough dots connected to make it printable. What the hell are you sanctimonious posers doing here reading if not for that? Its good. Period. Live with it. Cruise and his baby and the whole story was weird from day one because of them, not because of gossip. They are weird, and they INSISTED the whole world watch on. And everyone KNOWS Cruise isnt able – or probably does not want more than professional beards.

  46. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    don’t scientologists believe they will go to a space ship in the sky when the “leave this earth?” …nah, that’s not crazy…it’s fucking sad…..ludicrous..not crazy…..

  47. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Its the story of the babies birth certificate that seals the story. That is a fact the whole thing was illegaly covered up with falsified documents – why would someone bother? No doctor signed it who was in attendance, nor a nurse. That is just illegal. period, and wouldnt be worth it if it werent for the fact of the need to change dates. On and on.

  48. By Billie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    The certificate was NOT illegal. It was signed by the same nurse that signed that one of Brooke Shields baby, it was the hospital procedure.

  49. By L. Ron Blowhard
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Yes, we know about Beck and Jason Lee, so please don’t insult anyone here, by trying out your “personality test” tactics and believing anyone will accept that as a sales pitch… The difference between Beck and Jason Lee from Tom Cruise, is that the former generally shut the fuck up when not on the screen or on stage. They realize that they’re entertainers, not Scientology spokespeople, and that, combined with their level of talent is why we’re willing to look past their involvement in your ridiculously misguided cult.
    And yes, jumping for joy on national television telling the world you’re madly in love with someone you’ve only known for a handful of weeks is 100% bonkers, no matter who’s doing it, but especially for a 44 year old man. It’s one thing to be in love, but entirely another to make repeated desperate attempts to convince someone of a situation that does not actually exist in reality, a gross exaggeration. Tom does not live in reality, nor do you.
    “Personality tests”, my ass. How about a paternity test? And admission that many of your most lauded members are in fact gay or bisexual, and are quite open about it whenever the cameras are not on. And that you have made them overcompensate with hyper “hetero-ness” by threatening them to obey or be ruined, and thus leaving them with no option other than to live double lives. Isn’t that so, Sally? And isn’t it so that Travolta was finally caught on camera and that is currently available on the Internet and will go public in print next week? Deny as you will… but the answer’s “yes” on all accounts.

  50. By Patty kitty
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Thank you L. Ron Blowhard you said all the things I would have loved to tell Sally the scientologist. I think She’s the one with her head up her ass shit can make you very tense and sensitive. I think Tom needs to believe that this baby is his, but I don’t believe it’s his shes to cute to be his baby!

  51. By Savannah
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Sounds like a great conspiracy theory to me. And what the heck is wrong with everybody? Why is everyone getting so defensive and uptight, it’s fun to speculate. Shutup and get over it.

  52. By MBD
    On September 7, 2006 at

    How sad – bullying a child over her parentage.

  53. By Sister MaryJane Rottencrotch
    On September 7, 2006 at

    You all are just being GLIB!

  54. By Ishouldntbedoingthis
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Wow, I’m believing it!

  55. By tazi3
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Do this google search…Chris Klein and Katie Holmes Photographs, and check out the very first Oceans photo of them. Suri’s eyes and eyebrows are definitely his! She looks just like daddy. I believe the theory 100%. They hid her teeth, photoshopped her…
    Chris, ask for a DNA sample!

  56. By jt
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Suri is supposedly 4 months old right? That baby looks older then 4 months.

  57. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I’ve been saying this from DAY ONE! I can’t wait for Suri to tell all in a Vanity Fair interview in 20 years.

  58. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    And she’s supposed to be just over 3 months in the VF photos. NO WAY!

  59. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    That’s what I’ve said all along. Chris’s high hairline is exactly the same as Suri’s with the whispy straight hair. Same eyes. Katie had given Chris an ultimatum to marry her and he dumped her, so she went to Scientology for help. They gave her Tom and a future.

  60. By stolidog
    On September 7, 2006 at

    that baby in vanity fair is NOT a year old, anyone can see that…but she’d have to be if she was chris cline’s from when he and kate(ie) were together.

  61. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    sally…you ask us to read up on Scientology?
    what about those of us who HAVE? and know how much of a scam it is?
    l ron hubbard has gone on record as ADMITTING it was a money making scam.
    as far as I’m concerned, the Scientologist episode of South Park says it all. Is what they belive any more “retarded” than what Christians belive? as Stan says, “yeah, dude. that’s WAY more retarded.” add to that Isaac Hayes’ reaction to the episode and you have hypocrisy galore. he never minded when the show made fun of any religion until it made fun of scientology.
    if you got suckered by their sales pitch, that’s your perogative, but don’t pretend that it’s not the wack-job cult that it is.
    go rape a baby, m’kay?
    MY problem with Cruise, however, is not his religion. it’s his arrogance and his belief that the public is too stupid to see the truth behind their relationship. It’s the way he berated Brooke Shields (forced apology notwithstanding…) and the way he went off on Matt Lauer. Yeah, Tommy boy knows WAY more than DOCTORS who have been studying this for CENTURIES.
    and add to THAT the hypocrisy of them jamming their relationship down the public’s throat and parading their “love” at every turn, but crying for privacy once the baby is born. one or the other. You can’t court the publicity when it suits you and cry about it when it doesn’t.

  62. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    There is only one way to know for sure and that is a Maury Povich paternity test.

  63. By Amber
    On September 7, 2006 at

    There is only one way to know for sure and that is a Maury Povich paternity test.

  64. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    As one of the bloggers who originally floated the theory, I think the pictures prove it. The baby looks to be about six months – not three – which would coincide with the strange Australia trip not an April birth. And poor Suri looks as much like Klein as Cruise.

  65. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Re eye color. Two browns can have a blue but not two blues a brown. Blue is recessive.

  66. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Katie sure looked happier then.

  67. By Kayla
    On September 7, 2006 at

    That is such crap! Look at that baby and tell me it’s not Tom’s!!! One photo of her looks just like him. And Chris may have slanted eyes but HELLO have you seen Katie’s? Get Real.

  68. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    this is exactly what i thought!!! it also explains her changing bump! also, is it me, or does this baby’s hair look dyed??? totally.

  69. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    really? i think the baby is josh hartnett’s. remember she dated him briefly between chris and tom. if it were chris’ she might be inclined to go back to him because of their relationship, but she hardly new josh.

  70. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I doubt many of you have not read up on Scientology past what you read on the web. I would really like to know where it is written where LRH says it’s a ‘money making scam’. If you think that, I am sure you haven’t ‘read up’ on the subject at all.
    Trust me, you can’t actually make me think you have read up on the subject, I am not an idiot.
    They didnt shove the relationship down any ones throat, media did, learn the difference. They didn’t ask for any of this.
    Don’t get me started on Phsycs. If you really, REALLY, really knew the history of phsycs, you would agree Scientologist or not.
    Just to give you a bit of my mind on that,
    Phsycs made up a disease for black slaves who talked back to their masters
    saying the cure is hard labor, shock treatment is still in use today, and still proves to do nothing but kill the brain, ‘doctors’ believed that having a seizures would cure the crazy so induced them on their patients the seizures were so violent that it would break backs and chip teeth, do you know how many wrongful deaths there are in phsyc wards, how many of them are children? No you fucking don’t! http://www.myspace.com/thetruthaboutpsychiatry
    Go there and tell me what you think after that.
    Phsycs vote on new disorders not research them.
    To Blowhard,
    You want to bet that Jason Lee and Beck don’t stand up for Scientologist? Maybe there is more than meets the eye. Just because you dont see it in the gossip media, doesnt mean they don’t support Scientology.
    What the fuck, personality test tactics? Where do you guys get this bull shit?
    There is one and only one reason why I defend Tom, he’s an artist. I have high respect for those whose craft is being an artist.
    The rest is defending Scientology. I am sick and tired of people mocking up reasons why Scientology is ‘bad’. South Park, doesn’t bother me, I was a fan before and after I got into Scientology. I think they are disrespectful in many ways, but they don’t know any better and they them selves are a sort of artist. Also, it makes for great comedy.
    It all depends on a persons integrity.
    I wish we were aliens that way we would really mind control you all in to stop talking shit. But shit me not if that isn’t possible.
    It’s really alarming to me that people are angered by some one being in love, so much that they make a fool of them self’s. Wow. It’s like now a days, if you see three year old boys singing and dancing or holding hands with another boy, they are gay. It’s not possible that maybe they are just happy. Tom, wanted to act a fool, so what? Tom is an activist for Scientology, so what? Are we now going to blast every opinion leader for supporting their religion?
    Each one of you just might know someone who is a Scientolgist and not even know it.
    But hey, if you want to get to know one, you can come to my house and have a serving of dead baby, a fine dish in alien world.

  71. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I believe it. Everyone knows Tom Cruise is too busy playing hide the sausage with John Travolta to impregnate anyone.

  72. By Atia
    On September 7, 2006 at

    The baby looks half-asian. Kate’s eyes are slanted but not that slanted.
    I do not believe Tom is the father. I also believe that Tom divorce Nicole because she became pregnant and he KNEW he wasn’t the father.

  73. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I believe the story although the baby’s eyes seem to slant like her mom’s

  74. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    There was a story by a reliable source that floated around last year that Tom Cruise has had a long time relationship with an Asian pilot. Perhaps Tom is sterile and had his “friend” impregnate Katie, hence the Asian eye shape.

  75. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Tom needed her to be renamed “kate”, needed to decide when the wedding would be(after child of course) needed to go all around his film publicizing it with her and upcoming child, etc… the certificate is false, no argument about the brook sheilds nurse, the point was THE NURSE WAS THERE for shields, NOT for Cruise. Read before you speak. He is 100% weirded with power and really not straight.

  76. By Aussie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Hey Anon, read this:
    “I

  77. By Billie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    You are wrong. The nurse was not there neither for Tom’s baby or Brooke. But it is the hospital’s procedure – according to the hospital representative – make her sign the certificate.
    The certificate was legal, the only thing different from Brooke’s is that it was requested later and by an autorized person, but it IS LEGAL.
    It was filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County clerk and its validity was never put in question by the authority.

  78. By Aussie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    PS: Love the rumour… but as Vanity Fair insiders have said it took 20 plus days to shoot the threestome and another 3 days of digital “touch-ups”, how the hell do we know what the baby looks like… it could have two heads!

  79. By Apres Ski
    On September 7, 2006 at

    This is the truth about Suri. Now, we’ll all sit back & watch Suri do things only Chris does.
    We get our taste buds from our fathers & our brains from our mothers. Some survey taken last year said that.
    With that, we can watch Suri figure out which man is her father. Just like Liv Tyler & her sister. Eventually, her mother broke down & told her who her DNA father was.
    I know that tabloids know what Chris likes to eat, where, how much, etc. This will be fun to watch when Suri is old enough to have Klein’s personality shine through & they come to loggerheads over the various things most parents get into with their teenagers.
    I’m hoping the Gossip Writers will tell us more about Chris Klein and his habits . . . now that Suri is born!!
    Our mother’s always tell us when were are ‘acting like our fathers’ when we disagree with them or when we fight!
    This is going to be fun!!

  80. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    i am a passport agent…i look at birth certificates ALL DAY LONG…i can tell you that child would be unable to get a passport with the birth certificate posted on the web…no SIGNATURE from the vital records office…just those “initials” that have nothing to do with the name listed…
    also, it is VERY, VERY UNUSUAL for a parent not to sign a birth certificate…that whole “thing” stinks…

  81. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.

  82. By cj
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.

  83. By cj
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.

  84. By cj
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Suri is beautiful but no way is she Tom’s. The picture of Chris looks like her so much !! She could definately be his child.

  85. By Susie
    On September 7, 2006 at

    To the Scientologist: you need to learn to spell!!!
    Does Scientology school teach that? I doubt it!

  86. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    go to perezhilton.com to see pics of klien beside suri

  87. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    My boyfriends birth certificate does not have his name on it still to this day. Does that mean his dad isn’t his dad? He also looks like several other people walking this earth, that must really explain it.
    I am so glad these are facts we go by.

  88. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    No one knows for sure the paternity of the baby (unless a test is done), but there is no way in hell that baby is only three or four months old. Try seven or eight months old.
    Even if it is Tom’s, that baby popped out of her in January or February at the latest. I don’t believe the April 18th birthdate for a minute.
    Also, kudos to the person who brought up Josh Hartnett. His eyes have a little bit of a slant to them – hell, it could be his baby as well. We don’t know and won’t know unless someone somewhere spills the beans.

  89. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Will everyone look at the Vanity cover picture? Tom’s hairline and Suri’s are EXACTLY the same. It’s his child – she’s beautiful.

  90. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I am not going to say what happened to Lisa is true or not. Hey for all I know it could be true. It is true, a lot of people out there learn about Scientology, and then turn around take Scientology for their own and manipulate it to how they want it to work. It’s sad and very unfortunate. There could very well be murders out there who claim to be Sociologist, drug takers, rapist, but they are indeed not Scientologist in the eyes of those who do honestly practice their lives as a Scientologist, by the book. How many murders are there out there that are Christian, Catholic, Mormon, Atheist? Or should I say consider themselves to be.
    We have Muslims doing what they think is Gods or Alah work and that means killing those who are evil. There are American Muslims who don’t agree with that at all.
    So if that one web site is your extent to your knowledge about Scientology, great, keep it.
    If you even just read the creed of Scientology you would have a better understanding of What Scientology stands for.
    But if you seek bad things about Scientology, then that is what you will find, and I will be the first to admit there are bad apples to the bunch.
    But look around, it’s everywhere no matter what religion. It’s the fucking Internet, there are going to be good and bad sides to everything. There is always going to be some one against something.
    If I wanted to learn something about Hitler, I would find a book, not the Internet. I don’t approve what he did, but I would like to more than what I can find on the Internet. Same for photography, film, acting, cooking, ect.
    There are sites out there explaining that the Holocaust never was, I am glad there are books out there that prove those sites wrong.

  91. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    OK Sally,
    I want to know one thing about Scientology.
    Who is Xenu?
    And don’t give me the shit about “read Dianetics”.
    I’m ASKING YOU.
    You don’t have to answer my question but telling me to read Dianetics to this question is not an appropriate answer, it’s a diversion.
    If I were to ask a Christian who was Jesus Christ, they would NEVER tell me to go read the Bible. They would answer my question as best they could, give me their bible and insist I attend their church’s services to learn more about their faith.
    If were to ask a Muslim “who is Allah?” they would tell me what they knew about Allah, give me a copy of the KORAN and insist I attend their mosque’s services to learn more about their faith.
    “Read Dianetics and ignore what the media has to say about Scientology” is an utter bullshit answer to a direct question about Scientology.
    And it’s an answer that leads me to believe you all really DO believe in Xenu!

  92. By Sally
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I don’t know about a Xenu.
    It sounds made up. Read the site you learned it from.
    Looks like xenu.net is a Scientology hate site. Lol.
    Go there and find out what you need to find out to feel better.
    Don’t read Dianetics, fine with me.
    You know more about Xenu than I do.
    It’s pretty crazy what people will say about things they don’t know about.
    I am just an normal actress, trying to make it like the rest of you. Sucks I have to put up with people who think I am an Alien because I am also a Scientologist.

  93. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    P.s. What does Xenu have to do with Dianetics?

  94. By Pat
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Oh fucking Jesus!
    This is stupid!!

  95. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    No Sally, I was asking a question.
    I don’t think you are alien,I don’t know you.
    You say you don’t know what Xenu is, so we can leave it there.

  96. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    who is xenu?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
    “In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to wreak chaos and havoc today.”

  97. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    “Criticism of the Church of Scientology often brings to light the story of Xenu. The Church has tried to keep Xenu confidential;[1] critics claim revealing the story is in the public interest, given the high prices charged for OT III, part of Scientology’s secret “Advanced Technology” doctrines taught only to members who have already contributed large amounts of money to the organization.[2]
    The Church avoids making mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story’s confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of both copyright and trade secrecy. Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public.”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

  98. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I hope everyone is skipping past the Scientology bore like I am. Bleh. But the rumor? Delicious! If it’s been around, I never heard it so putting it all together, it sort of makes sense. I agree with whoever said if they had just been quiet at the beginning of the relationship, this whole thing wouldn’t be so much of an issue.

  99. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at


    Even members of the Church of Scientology who know of Xenu will publicly deny the existence of space opera doctrines, or attempt to minimize their importance. Scientology has many graduated levels through which one can progress. Many who remain at lower levels in the church are unaware of much of the space opera doctrines, which mostly begin at Operating Thetan level three, or “OT III”. [21] Because the information imparted to members is to be kept secret from others who have not attained that level, the member must publicly deny its existence when asked. OT III recipients must sign a waiver promising never to reveal its secrets before they are given the manila envelope containing the Xenu knowledge. [22] It is knowledge so dangerous, members are told, anyone learning this material before he is ready could die.”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

  100. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I’ve heard this same thing from about four different people (entertainment industry insiders, too. Not just people making it up).

  101. By WendyWonOver
    On September 7, 2006 at

    So when I first read this theory, I thought that it was completely pathetic. 24 hours later, I completely believe it. Katie has genuinely looked heartbroken for the last year. Why? They keep saying it is because of mean, evil Tom. Something about that does not make sense to me. I mean, this is a girl who is smart, scored higher than any of us on her SAT and was admitted to Columbia. Why wouldn’t she just leave Tom if he were that big of an asshole? Look at the stories about Chris Klein, he was an asshole too, but if you look also at the pictures of them together, she looked happy and in love. She does not look like she loves Tom, and he looks at Suri like she is a stranger. Yep, Janet, I belive you.

  102. By johnny
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Janet must be wetting her pants with excitement for all the comments, since she usually is lucky if 2 people comment on a story.

  103. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    I believe it is true. It also explains why Cruise was flying all over Europe to promote Mission Impossible right when his wife was suppose to be expecting. He sure seemed calm about the whole thing.

  104. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    Suri is supposed to be 3 1/2 months at the time of the photo shoot.
    This is a 3 1/2 month old baby
    http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls====208957&nbc1=1

  105. By Anonymous
    On September 7, 2006 at

    OH MY GOD!! I totally Believe it!!

  106. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    Who cares? That’s the real question.

  107. By widya
    On September 8, 2006 at

    i think Suri looks like Tom Cruise than Chris Klein

  108. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    First..this is a gossip website..that said…the serious Scientologists making comments in defense of their “religion” need to remember…you’re reading this “stuff” too….everyone will always comment on everything…..but it has been said for many years that Tom is gay….who cares….that the relationship is fabricated…who cares…it’s gossip…we’re here at this site reading it because we enjoy this trivial nonsense…and not for nothing – it’s easier to read this stuff than the real news….our country is a mess, our leadership is bogus and the state of the world is scary right now…so…if you people really wanna get your panties in a knot defending your religion so be it…but remember…you’re defending it on a gossip website…now really folks…
    And Sally, I certainly hope you make it as an actress….lighten up….look where you are.

  109. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    I agree the baby looks like Katie, but not Tom. I agree the baby looks too old be only 3 1/2 months old. The story has a ring of truth to it.

  110. By Cheryl
    On September 8, 2006 at

    The baby was 4 1/2 months old when the photos were taken, not 3 1/2. If this theory is true, then Suri would be like 8 or 9 months old now. That is just a silly thought. No one is ever happy. Everyone made a big deal out of not seeing her, now she is out there and everyone is still bashing. Sad, sad, sad.

  111. By Jaykay
    On September 8, 2006 at

    Whatever type of drugs you are using please stop.

  112. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    That baby definitely looks older than she’s supposed to be! I believe this story…

  113. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    If that were true, which I doubt, I don’t think Chris would go for that. He was with Katie a long time, so I dont think he woud deny his child with her. I dont think thats a true story. Suri looks like Tom to me.

  114. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    If that were true, which I doubt, I don’t think Chris would go for that. He was with Katie a long time, so I dont think he woud deny his child with her. I dont think thats a true story. Suri looks like Tom to me.

  115. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    If that were true, which I doubt, I don’t think Chris would go for that. He was with Katie a long time, so I dont think he woud deny his child with her. I dont think thats a true story. Suri looks like Tom to me.

  116. By Christina
    On September 8, 2006 at

    I think that Katie Holmes is right… the shit you make up is both hurtful and cruel in its intent.
    I hope you can sleep at night.

  117. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    Here’s how the normal world found out about Xenu.
    In a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles between $cientology & an individual, $cientology filed papers with the Federal Court there with the story of Xenu. When $cientology realized what had happened, they tried to seal the file or withdraw the papers. It was too late, some one had gotten there & made copies of the Xenu papers & the completely insane story got out!

  118. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    i think that the baby, looks just like tom..i dont like tom, or agree with his opinons, but hes a person too, and deserves us all to quit speculating on his life, because if we looked at each other we would all be as fucked up too

  119. By Pat
    On September 8, 2006 at

    There will always be morons who believe their religion is the true religion. Be it Muslims, Christians, Witnesses, or Scientsillies.All control cults! The reality is when you pass. It gets real dark and quiet. Regardless of faith. Live Life!!! Thats all there is!!
    It’s just a baby! Leave her alone!

  120. By DoctorDonut
    On September 8, 2006 at

    There is only one other man that could be the father. Here’s a hint: The Church of Scientology.
    Look here for photographic (coughs) evidence:
    http://www.theweeklydonut.org/index.php/05/suritology/

  121. By Jennese
    On September 8, 2006 at

    Have you ever wondered why all the time Tom was with his first wife Mimi and the second one Nicole he never had any kid? this sounds about right to me. All of a sudden the sperm is working? I don’t think so! He and Nicole had to adopt!

  122. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    This story is crap. I can’t even believe a co-worker of mine would spread this dirty story!!

  123. By COCO
    On September 8, 2006 at

  124. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    what the hell is wrong with you people? i am sick and god damn tired of this, i happen to now the cruise family personally and even saw the, yes, NEWBORN suri two days after her birth which WAS in april. i came accross all these disgusting articles merely looking online to see the furst public pictures of the beautiful baby whom i have not seen in a while, and this is what i find? you sick sons of bitches need to get your own lives and leave ALL of us alone. this is a BABY for the love of god, do not let this poor child or her siblings here these terrible things. say whatever you want about Tom or even Kate, but the fact is that the media is making fools out of you all.. look at you, its pathetic, beleiving everything you here about them! they are two geniune amazing nice NORMAL people.. so you just keep listening to all the shit they make up and keep making an ass out of yourselves by making the people who print these disgusting stories rich. beleive tom is crazy, he can handle it, but leave the god damn BABY alone! she is preciouse, human, and REAL and the fact that you all would spread rumors about an inocent child is the ONLY inhuman thing going on here. YOU are the freaks and YOU are the insane ones. what are you, third graders? get a grip, stop entertaining yourself at the expence of an infant. NONE of these rumors are true, let it be known. you should all be ashamed of yourselves

  125. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    Damn, Janet…looks like you got Xenu really mad this time. I guess it’s true: where there’s smoke, there’s fire. I wouldn’t have paid much mind to the story except for the pure anger that has come out here.

  126. By Anonymous
    On September 8, 2006 at

    While I’ve ALWAYS thought Tom is gay, this rumor is a little bit ttoooo out there for me. Katie was looking VERY thin and jet-setting all over the place when she and Tom were first seen noodling around. I think he decided to try making love to a woman, and w/ Katie being so young and virile — she got pregnant. It’s worked to his advantage… Doubt they will ever marry. Plus, I really think Suri has KATIE’S eyes — which are kind of squinty, too! :)

  127. By Ethan
    On September 9, 2006 at

    “THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.”
    - L. Ron Hubbard, “Off the Time Track,” lecture of June 1952, excerpted in JOURNAL OF SCIENTOLOGY issue 18-G, reprinted in TECHNICAL VOLUMES OF DIANETICS & SCIENTOLOGY, vol. 1, p. 418
    http://www.carolineletkeman.org/writings/soulhackers.html

  128. By Mitnik
    On September 9, 2006 at

    The South African native is probably the one impossible person to train in the entire world—he is probably impossible by any human standard.
    -L. Ron Hubbard, PAB No. 119, 1 September 1957, as published in Level 0 PABS (c.1968, The American St. Hill Organization)
    A “black South African’s” withholds read not only on the needle [of the E-meter] alone but on the Tone Arm [sensitivity adjustment] as well.
    -L. Ron Hubbard, E-Meter Essentials, section I: “Meter Oddities”, 1988 (pg. 24)
    Just as individuals can be seen, by observing nations, so we see the African tribesman, with his complete contempt for truth and his emphasis on brutality and savagery for others but not for himself, is a no-civilization.
    -L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought, Bridge Publications: Los Angeles, 1997.
    …the Zulu is only outside the bars of a madhouse because there are no madhouses provided by his tribe. … primitives are far more aberrated than civilized peoples. Their savageness, their unprogressiveness, their incidence of illness …
    -L. Ron Hubbard, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health, Bridge Publications, Los Angeles, 1995.
    Unlike yellow and brown people, the white does not usually believe he can get attention from matter or objects.

    The white goes further. He often believes he can get attention only from whites and that yellow and brown people’s attention is worthless. Thus the yellow and brown races are not very progressive, but, by and large, saner.
    -L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought, Bridge Publications: Los Angeles, 1997
    http://solitarytrees.net/racism/racism.htm
    Its anazing how the opposing views and protestations put forth by scirentologists are the total dupilication of LRH’s himself. This is how scienmtology works, the agreement and duplication of LaFayette Ronald Hubbard.
    http://www.ronthenut.org/No wonder Scientology HATE the Internet

  129. By Anonymous
    On September 9, 2006 at

    Ethan – good info on the link that you posted. Thanks!

  130. By patty
    On September 9, 2006 at

    Could be true. Tom is a scientologist and unfortunately part of scientology is not telling the truth. Hubbard even wrote it himself … in order to control people you have to lie to them.
    Tom is delusional. Katie, verdicts out on her. Is she caught in the web of lies or part of them?
    I feel sorry for Suri. Hopefully she will grow up and realize Scientology is full of BS and be the one to help Tom & Katie out of this mess that they are in!

  131. By Anonymous
    On September 9, 2006 at

    I have long since stopped being a fan of Tom’s but HIS baby is beautiful and she looks a lot like Tom.

  132. By COCO
    On September 9, 2006 at

    ……SURIs FATHER ==(PHOTO INSIDE) KLEIN, HARTNETT, OR CRUISE…..
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/SMGARIES/suritriangle.jpg
    CHOICE WHICH ONE OF THIS IS THE FATHER OF SURI == IM GOING TOWARD KLEIN

  133. By phatdaddy
    On September 9, 2006 at

    who really cares???

  134. By Anonymous
    On September 10, 2006 at

    just leave the baby alone for God sake! she’s innocent!

  135. By MAD
    On September 10, 2006 at

    For what it’s worth, I CAN’T STAND TOM CRUISE! It’s a running joke amongst my friends, that he

  136. By Anonymous
    On September 10, 2006 at

    I think the baby is a cyborg.
    Like her daddy.
    rashell @ deeksdigs[dot]com

  137. By Anonymous
    On September 11, 2006 at

    All negativity aside about Tom Cruise’s over the top recent behaviour and given the fact that he is a great actor – a true superstar: I believe the baby isn’t his and possibly not even Katie’s. Both parents have naturally brown hair not blue black like the baby’s but yet everybody’s hair is made to match. The Vanity Fair pictures seem artificial to me like something isn’t right. If I’m wrong then I’m sorry for the injustice but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes from the beginning looked like they were putting on an act and baby Suri with her older baby looks and definite Asian resemblance is bound to raise doubt.

  138. By WTF!
    On September 11, 2006 at

    RE:
    “I beleive that Tom and Katie had sex and then came the baby..
    All the other stories out there are started buy jealous gays that are mad cause Tom does not want them.
    September 7, 2006 5:15 AM
    Posted by: Anonymous”
    What the fuck do gays have to do with this!

  139. By A
    On September 11, 2006 at

    thats it. it’s got to be. i mean.. katie holmes is from ohio for crying out loud. she’s no scientologist. that would also explain why the kid isn’t an alien. LOL

  140. By Anonymous
    On September 11, 2006 at

    There is NO way Tom is Suri’s father…have you SEEN the Vanity Fair pics?
    She doesn’t look like Tom or Katie! But she does have a strong resemblace to Chris. Imagine that.

  141. By Anonymous
    On September 11, 2006 at

    Ok that kid looks exactly like Tom Cruise from the nose up and looks like Katie from the nose down. My daughter had that much hair when she was born, not all baby’s are born bald. Another thing she wouldn’t look like a newborn in the photos seeing as how she is 4 months old.

  142. By butch
    On September 12, 2006 at

    you are all a bunch of loserz trying to comment on this. GET A LIFE. For those of u commenting on other religions, you are a racist.. this is what got the whole world into this big fucking mess. Thanks to you, you piece of *%^*”*

  143. By Anonymous
    On September 12, 2006 at

    Is the the next RoseMary’s baby? IS the second coming . . . coming? LOL. I’ve read alot of the comments and some people seriously don’t know how to take a joke or for that matter a well deserving stab and TomKat.
    I believe the story! :-p

  144. By PJ
    On September 12, 2006 at

    Aaron Eckhart is the father of Katie’s baby. She hooked up with him while making “Thank you for not smoking”. Pull up pictures of him if you need to…Suri’s eyes are identical Aaron’s (color/shape). Katie started dating Tom at the end of filming. It is not Chris Klein’s baby.

  145. By Anonymous
    On September 12, 2006 at

    Scientology is NOT a religion. It’s an occult.

  146. By Michele - Calgary, Alberta Canada
    On September 12, 2006 at

    After looking at pictures of Suri and Chris, it could be VERY plausable that she is his, however, don’t you think by now that, with all of these types of rumors floating around, he would have requested a paternity test??? Whoever Suri was biologically created by doesn’t really matter. What matters is that she is healthy AND loved by her parents (whoever they may be).

  147. By antony
    On September 13, 2006 at

    oh I thought she was a virgin before Tom!
    losers

  148. By Siobhan
    On September 13, 2006 at

    The baby is Klein’s. Or it was adopted. It’s definitely not Tom’s. Tom is gay. He became a Scientologist to try to “fix” himself and become straight. He’s afraid to come out because he’s homophobic, he’s afraid he won’t appeal to women anymore, and the Scientologists are worried it’ll be bad PR and he’ll lose his box office cred and (more importantly), they’ll lose their cash cow. Katie is being payed to play the role as “wife” and mother of his child. Tom is sterile. Nicole did not miscarry Tom’s child — it was Ewan’s. They had a fake, “contract” of a marriage, and she was paid to stay with him. The Scientologists ordered Tom to leave her because it might come out that the child wouldn’t resemble Tom, and the world would know their marriage was a sham.
    I’m just sorry to see these women keep getting pulled into this sick guy’s web. Is it money? In Nic’s case, the marriage was said to help her career. It’s certainly not helping Katie’s…

  149. By Siobhan
    On September 13, 2006 at

    The baby is Klein’s. Or it was adopted. It’s definitely not Tom’s. Tom is gay. He became a Scientologist to try to “fix” himself and become straight. He’s afraid to come out because he’s homophobic, he’s afraid he won’t appeal to women anymore, and the Scientologists are worried it’ll be bad PR and he’ll lose his box office cred and (more importantly), they’ll lose their cash cow. Katie is being payed to play the role as “wife” and mother of his child. Tom is sterile. Nicole did not miscarry Tom’s child — it was Ewan’s. They had a fake, “contract” of a marriage, and she was paid to stay with him. The Scientologists ordered Tom to leave her because it might come out that the child wouldn’t resemble Tom, and the world would know their marriage was a sham.
    I’m just sorry to see these women keep getting pulled into this sick guy’s web. Is it money? In Nic’s case, the marriage was said to help her career. It’s certainly not helping Katie’s…

  150. By Anonymous
    On September 13, 2006 at

    Tom Cruise is GAY. End of story. I don’t think the kid is his.

  151. By Anonymous
    On September 13, 2006 at

    Entirely plausible.
    But looking at the Suri-Triangle:
    http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/SMGARIES/suritriangle.jpg
    Suri’s eyes actually look most like Katies. Josh Harnett doesn’t look a thing like her, and I think she looks nothing like Tom either. Could be Chris’, but I agree that she does look more like a 9 month old than a 3 month old (Thanks to those for linking to REAL photos of a 3 month old). Suri looks way older than they’re saying she is… and given her supposed parents are shortish (well, Tom is anyway), she really shouldn’t be that big, should she?!

  152. By Cassidy
    On September 14, 2006 at

    All of you need to get over your lives and obsession and realize that anything is possible. I don’t think the baby is Toms…. Were you standing beside Katie for all nine months? No. No one was apparently. So pretty much…it’s up for argument. If you think Katie should sue for this story then you are clearly on crack because it’s a fair argument. Grow up and get over it.

  153. By Anonymous
    On September 14, 2006 at

    I think if you do a google search for images of Suri Cruise, the first thing you will see is a copy of her birth certificate. Guess that disproves your statement that her birth is undocumented, huh?
    People, get a life!!

  154. By Anonymous
    On September 15, 2006 at

    Yikes-I agree with JC. A baby born in February would make sense. That would explain why the first time we saw her pregnant she looked 5 months preggers. Then at one point she got much smaller, and then she got big again.
    And by the way. If you think that baby is cute, you think all babies are cute.

  155. By Anonymous
    On September 15, 2006 at

    When your pregnant, you can wear close that make your stomach APPEAR bigger or smaller. Face it. It’s a cute kid. And whoever the father [tom], does it concern you? Atleast she’ll be loved.
    Congrats Tom and Katie! You make pretty babies..
    For the rest of you, move on and get a life.

  156. By Anonymous
    On September 15, 2006 at

    I think the baby kind of looks like she could have been switched with Angelina’s baby, just saying!

  157. By Anonymous
    On September 16, 2006 at

    Who really gives a rat’s ass about where Suri’s DNA comes from? Way to go Tom and Katie for having a beautiful baby and being loving parents! Who cares if Tom is a little “off”? Who is really normal anyway? Not all kids look exactly like their parents. I have 2 kids that don’t look like me, and i know they are mine because i gave birth to them. Give it a rest people. There are bigger issues in the world than this.

  158. By Anonymous
    On September 17, 2006 at

    Scientologists are insane. Xenu?! Give me a break!
    A religion made up by a sci- fi writer, yet people still believe it. WOW.

  159. By Anonymous
    On September 17, 2006 at

    scientology sucks a big fucking fattie.

  160. By Anonymous
    On September 17, 2006 at

    kind of believe it…since suri looks like she’s at least 8+ months old…not 5 months… and she also has chris’s pale skin…since both tom and katie are a bit tanned, notice that? i still don’t get how they concealed the birth for so long though! and what about her birth certificate…??

  161. By Martina, Gold Coast
    On September 18, 2006 at

    I believe this story. Suri looks nothing like Tom – she looks exactly like Chris! Tom could never have kids with Nicole – how did he get Katie pregnant then? I don’t like gossip about movie stars etc, but this one just somehow got me wondering.

  162. By Diana
    On September 18, 2006 at

    I found older pictures of Tom and he had the same almond shaped eyes as Suri. As for the baby looking “older”, my daughter was born with a head full of black hair and even though she was physically smaller than the average baby of her age, she looked older because of the hair. Give it up, besides, Tom and Chris look somewhat alike anyway……..Have you seen Tom’s Mom’s eyes???? She has very pretty almond shaped eyes too….leave them alone…precious baby no matter what.

  163. By Nicola
    On September 18, 2006 at

    I totally agree with you. I had this theory from day one. It is rather coincidental that ‘Superstud Tom’ could immediately impregnate the new ‘love of his life’ so easily after two childless marriages.

  164. By Anonymous
    On September 18, 2006 at

    Nothing like a bunch of scientologists who can’t spell worth shit sticking up for Tom Cruise. How sweet. He’d be proud.

  165. By Nicola
    On September 18, 2006 at

    After reading some of the other comments I would like to say, first, Sally, you do not do scientology any favours with your foul mouth,f***ing and blinding everywhere. Secondly, I think scientology is a cult not a religion and it is sad, lonely losers who follow it. Third, if you can’t spell please use a dictionary. Thankyou.
    p.s. Before I get any comments about my spelling of the word ‘favours’, this is the English version.

  166. By Anonymous
    On September 18, 2006 at

    i believe the baby is asian. PERIOD.

  167. By Roshanni
    On September 18, 2006 at

    Billy, I agree with you 100%.
    Tom would NOT have appologized to Brooke Shields or ‘save’ people from the sides of the road had his Q score not joined the ranks of Michael Jackson and Pauly Shore.
    The VF spread is just another cheap attempt at rehabing his self-shot image. He shot himself in his own foot for all the bad publicity he and Katie Holmes received. He threatens Paramount from airing South Park episodes about $cientology. This high-school drop-out claims to know more about psychiatry than anyone but does not possess a single degree to back it all up. He proselytizes his cult ‘religion’ everywhere he goes and yet he yells at the media and anyone who asks him simple, direct questions about his ‘religion’. After all this, he expects world respect?! He hasn’t got mine.
    $cientologists are known to buy-out their own Dianetics books to shoot it up to the Best Seller’s list. The amount of VF issues sold within the past week are not the result of people like me who would have bought the issue, but didn’t. Millions of copies of this October VF sold? Hey, I didn’t buy it. And neither did my network of friends. I don’t know ANYONE who did.
    The reality is, no matter how many times he poses with his ‘baby’ (I don’t believe it’s his) or appologizes to Brooke (why after soo long? Why JUST NOW? Why not LAST YEAR?!), he’s STILL the SAME arrogant, obnoxious, self-absorbed ego-maniacal jerk.

  168. By Roshanni
    On September 18, 2006 at

    BILLIE,
    I agree with you 100%.
    Tom would NOT have appologized to Brooke Shields or ‘save’ people from the sides of the road had his Q score not joined the ranks of Michael Jackson and Pauly Shore.
    The VF spread is just another cheap attempt at rehabing his self-shot image. He shot himself in his own foot for all the bad publicity he and Katie Holmes received. He threatens Paramount from airing South Park episodes about $cientology. This high-school drop-out claims to know more about psychiatry than anyone but does not possess a single degree to back it all up. He proselytizes his cult ‘religion’ everywhere he goes and yet he yells at the media and anyone who asks him simple, direct questions about his ‘religion’. After all this, he expects world respect?! He hasn’t got mine.
    $cientologists are known to buy-out their own Dianetics books to shoot it up to the Best Seller’s list. The amount of VF issues sold within the past week are not the result of people like me who would have bought the issue, but didn’t. Millions of copies of this October VF sold? Hey, I didn’t buy it. And neither did my network of friends. I don’t know ANYONE who did.
    The reality is, no matter how many times he poses with his ‘baby’ (I don’t believe it’s his) or appologizes to Brooke (why after soo long? Why JUST NOW? Why not LAST YEAR?!), he’s STILL the SAME arrogant, obnoxious, self-absorbed ego-maniacal jerk.

  169. By Anonymous
    On September 18, 2006 at

    Isn’t Suri short for “surrogate”? Hmmmm….

  170. By Jessica
    On September 18, 2006 at

    Anon,
    I never thought of that! Suri, short for “surrogate”…
    Interesting…
    After two failed marriages, also unable to produce biological children, Tom Cruise is definitely sterile. If he did get some kind of treatment, WE, the public, would know about it. After all, the papparazzi follow him EVERYWHERE. Plus, Nicole’s now pregnant with Keith’s baby, so she CAN produce children. If you have common sense, you will realize that Suri CANNOT be Tom’s biological child.

  171. By Anonymous
    On September 18, 2006 at

    the baby looks absolutely gorgeous just like elvis, this prooves he is still alive!!!!!

  172. By Anonymous
    On September 18, 2006 at

    The obvious to anyone with eyes that the baby’s father is Chris Klein!
    For those of you who say “so what”, how dare you? Suri has a right to know who her father is! It matters!
    I can see Tom talking Katie into this…her hormones were raging, he made it a win/win situation. He “fathers” a child, publicly, she gets financial stability and whatever promises he made to her regarding Suri and her future.
    I do believe this is what happened, and if Chris is her father Katie should come clean, now is the time!
    Suri is adorable and I wish her the best, I feel so sorry for her in this mess.
    This is probably why Katie called off the wedding several times now…her conscious is bothering her.

  173. By Anonymous
    On September 18, 2006 at

    Yes, Katies eyes are slanted too BUT they are slanted differently than Chris’s and the baby has Chris’s type of slant. Not to mention they also have the same nose shape, lip shape and both have very similar chins! I see Katie in the baby but not Tom. I see a lot of Chris. I bet Tom will help Chris out financially (secretly) or careerwise, to keep him quiet.

  174. By Anonymous
    On September 22, 2006 at

    I believe it! Not only does Suri NOT look like Tom and He is reported to be sterile, but Suri DOES look like Chris Klein. I feel sorry for the baby, having that lunatic mental Tom Cruise raise her. Katie has already been brainwashed, the baby is next. Some day all those Tom Cruise supporters will see right through this lying control freaks antics. I think Sumner Redstone ddid the right thing. Get rid of Tom Cruise. He is a freak!!!!!

  175. By Dietrick
    On September 24, 2006 at

    As an Dutch actor in LA and step brother to a scientologist and having seen how Tom Cruise lives and acts up close I am hard pressed to dismiss the entire rumor…because it could be very well true!
    Tom is a tatal control freak, also very very smart and has overcome major obstacles in life to get where he is….without a strong accademic back ground making over 300 million! It’s very possible for him to adopt Katie and her bastard child. He is reported to be bi-sexual, like many in Hollywood. Thatseems to come with selfadoration…
    Also, in the end, who cares. He leaves several adopted kids behind that will at one time inherit mega bucks and maybe help the environemnt against people who insist on driving SUV’s, who knows.
    Scientlogy IS A CULT and they punish whom ever writes and acts against them. It’s the money, it’s the control. If it was so spiritual why would they need to have these weird rules?
    The reason that many actors like scientology, to some level or or an other, is that it helps you analyze how we humans think and act and thus help you become a better actor, not human being nesecceraly but more aware of what you are doing adding more control over actions, hence Tom to be control freak.
    But again, who cares? While many throw mud at him and Katie they them self have to make love to some fat old tart with sagging tits and a foul smelling
    v a g ina…
    I was blessed with the ablility to bed intelligent(rare)models and the likes and married one and it DOES make a huge difference in the sack!
    I am NOT talking about that imbecile Paris Hilton, but really nice womam, and in the end it’s really who one is inside.
    I am still working on that, haha.
    I wish them both well. Weather it’s their child or not.
    To see my wife go to: http://www.theartisin.com

  176. By Dietrick
    On September 24, 2006 at

    As an Dutch actor in LA and step brother to a scientologist and having seen how Tom Cruise lives and acts up close I am hard pressed to dismiss the entire rumor…because it could be very well true!
    Tom is a tatal control freak, also very very smart and has overcome major obstacles in life to get where he is….without a strong accademic back ground making over 300 million! It’s very possible for him to adopt Katie and her bastard child. He is reported to be bi-sexual, like many in Hollywood. Thatseems to come with selfadoration…
    Also, in the end, who cares. He leaves several adopted kids behind that will at one time inherit mega bucks and maybe help the environemnt against people who insist on driving SUV’s, who knows.
    Scientlogy IS A CULT and they punish whom ever writes and acts against them. It’s the money, it’s the control. If it was so spiritual why would they need to have these weird rules?
    The reason that many actors like scientology, to some level or or an other, is that it helps you analyze how we humans think and act and thus help you become a better actor, not human being nesecceraly but more aware of what you are doing adding more control over actions, hence Tom to be control freak.
    But again, who cares? While many throw mud at him and Katie they them self have to make love to some fat old tart with sagging tits and a foul smelling
    v a g ina…
    I was blessed with the ablility to bed intelligent(rare)models and the likes and married one and it DOES make a huge difference in the sack!
    I am NOT talking about that imbecile Paris Hilton, but really nice womam, and in the end it’s really who one is inside.
    I am still working on that, haha.
    I wish them both well. Weather it’s their child or not.
    To see my wife go to: http://www.theartisin.com

  177. By Anonymous
    On September 27, 2006 at

    burros !!!! tiene pelo porque no se lo cortaron, no la pelaron cuando nacio.
    es identica al padre y tiene la boca de la madre

  178. By Marco
    On September 27, 2006 at

    I have to say something> I am the real father. I met her at my father,s restaurant in L.A some time ago and we spent a beautiful few hours on a toilet in a restaurant. She told me she would call me but she did not anymore. That was fine with me.
    Good Luck to her, she is a wonderful young lady.

  179. By mercedes donoso
    On September 27, 2006 at

    La verdad es que despreden un tfillo hortera que no hay quien lo aguaante.

  180. By heidi
    On September 29, 2006 at

    its a good possiblity because there was pics of katie and tom, she was in a silver dress and she looked preggers then and they hadnt be togather for more that a couple of months.. she shouldnt be showing til at least the end of her fourth month … i know i have 5 kids and i can tell. that would explain a lot.

  181. By Anonymous
    On October 2, 2006 at

    I believe this Janet – lol – because its too good! Tom Cruise is very weird guy, believe me ;-)))

  182. By Kristina Loken
    On October 5, 2006 at

    This is true and will be substantiated soon when Chris takes action. Chris Klein is the father.

  183. By Anonymous
    On November 9, 2006 at

    it’s chinese anyway.

  184. By Mgretton
    On November 14, 2006 at

    Stop picking on my hero Tom Cruise!!!

  185. By From SWEDEN
    On November 17, 2006 at

    Well i believe she was 4 months in that pic because i had almost more hair than her during my first 4 DAYS in life.. I was born with A LOT of hair on my head .. so she could be 4 months…
    but since her belly shrinked in size, i totally believe this rumor..

  186. By Anonymous
    On November 27, 2006 at

    While I’ll never believe she is tom’s i’m not convinced she’s Chris’s i think she would have told him .. i DO think the dad is josh harnett they were rumored to have had a fling. (oerhaps the reason for the breakup) if you look him up on the imdb suri looks a lot like him

  187. By Zenod
    On December 1, 2006 at

    The father is Zenod, from planet Zargon.

  188. By Adriana
    On January 16, 2007 at

    I think this story could be completely true. The baby does look like chris cline. They got married way too soon. Tom supposedly had katie fly with when she was supposedly like eight months pregnant when women should not be flying at that time. Katie has been letting tom control her but I don’t think any mother would let a man make her get on a plane against her motherly instict. I do think she was wearing padding when she flew. I makes sense.

  189. By emma
    On February 10, 2007 at

    this does sound right. not only is tom sterile, he is GAY. 100% gay. and nicole’s pregnancy was caused by ewan mcgregor when they did moulin rouge. she also bonked jude law and broke up his marriage to sadie frost. it’s absolutely chris’ baby and chris may have wanted her to abort it but being catholic, katie said no way and signed a contract with tom to be his “wife” and have his “baby” and in 5 years will divorce him cause “it just didn’t work out” and pocket possibly $40 million bucks or somewhere around there and not worry about being a B movie actress anymore. cause she’ll be loaded.

  190. By Julie in Australia XXX
    On August 9, 2007 at

    I think your story is oh so true. take a look at the pics when Katie and Tom were in Australia early Jan 06(for Kerry Packers Funeral).The pics of her getting on/off the boat she seems to have put on a lot of weight, which is pretty odd seen as she still had almost 4 months till Suri was born. You dont normally put on weight till the last 6 weeks or so. Im guessing she had Suri late December and she looked so big cause she had put on the wight in the last few weeks and just given birth. Notice all the pics of herall of a sudden around the time shewas due to give birth. She was still wearing jeans and her legs had shrunk from January till April. Its all a sham,someone needs to get a hair sample of the poor kid and tell the world how pathetic Tom is ………..

  191. By Anonymous
    On October 25, 2007 at

    My mother and I totally agree with this. We both can not believe that this baby was born when they said it was. My daughter is a few months older than Suri and she is more baby looking than Suri. Suri looks more like a 2 1/2 year old, than a baby younger than 21 months. Give us a break TOM! Who are you trying to impress?

  192. By Anonymous
    On January 5, 2009 at

    I have always thought that baby Suri was one of John Travolta’s offspring. She looks a lot like his son when he was the same age. Two top scientologists and invetro…hmmm makes you wonder!
    I feel sorry for the little girl, she doens’t look like a real child, she looks like a doll everytime we see pictures of her. Is she allowed to play,or get dirty? Katie is starting to look more and more like Tom Cruise and that empty, blank stare in her eyes really makes you wonder how much of the scientology teachings they are packing her brain with!!!

  193. By anonymous
    On January 5, 2009 at

    I have been reading some of the posts and the ones about Tom being sterile are stories that I remember from way back when he was married to Mimi Rogers. She told everyone he was and once they split she ended up having a baby.
    I do believe the stories about Nicole Kidman too, I think they entered into a ten year contract, I remember joking they would be done at ten years, hmmm again!!! I think she lives in fear of the scientologists!!!
    Katie hopefully your contract isn’t a ten year one, but after claiming Suri is yours, you may be a lifer!!! I feel sorry for your parents, it must be hard seeing you go from a young, bubbly girl, to an empty, shell of a person. Your facial features tell the story.
    I hope everyone stops saying Chris Kline is the dad, I’m afraid he may end up having an accident…or perhaps be abducted by aliens???

  194. By anonymous
    On January 5, 2009 at

    sorry for the multiple postings, it kept saying the post didn’t work….but it did!

  195. By Anonymous
    On January 13, 2009 at

    Way back in the 80′s when Tom was married to his first wife, Mimi Rodgers,
    and living in NYC, they wanted to have a child, but after fertility testing, it became known that Tom was sterile. It was in the New York Post. And the NY Post doesn’t lie. It sure does explain a lot, that it’s Chris Klein’s child.

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