COURTNEY STODDEN AND HER FAKE BODYGUARD


Photos via: Daily Mail

Courtney Stodden tries harder. You have to give the 17 year old publicity hungry child bride credit, she’s relentless when it comes to seeking fame and perhaps an acting job. Hollywood is full of celebrities for the Golden Globes this weekend, but Courtney managed to snag a photographer by dressing up in lucite stripper heels, tiny shorts, and frosted lipstick, to take her pink dyed dog for a walk. She was accompanied, not by her indulgent husband Doug, but some young guy trying to look like a bodyguard with an earpiece and a black suit.

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  1. I think she’s trying to be the next Angeline — not that that’s any great thing to aspire to…

  2. Poor dog. How could anyone dye a dog pink. I am sure all the other dogs snigger about it behind it’s back.

    The photo is kinda laughable and sad. The kid in the oversized suit made me chuckle. Her aspirations of tricking herself out to Hollywood is sad.

    I would like to see her parents interviewed regularly. Eventually, they would reveal themselves to be greedier SOBs than we originally thought. What kind of people whore out their child like that? (if she is really 17).

  3. Apparently the “bodyguard” borrowed his dad’s old suit. And she should be slapped upside her head with one of those lucite heels for dyeing her dog pink.

  4. She is slowly gaining the fame she so desires. She was recently featured in a skit on SNL(I think it was SNL). That’s a pretty big compliment.

    Not sure what will become of her career, but it’s like watching a snowball roll down a mountain, slowly getting bigger and faster. Unfortunately!!

  5. What career?! And yes, it’s a travesty to dye a poor animal pink like that. Too bad it isn’t against the law. And it does look like the “bodyguard” borrowed daddy’s suit! lol

  6. Janet, why would you even put this stupid woman’s picture on your blog? Stooping pretty low as there’s much better entertainment news out there…isn’t there?

  7. 17 sure. Maybe in dog years. Plus, Shauna Sands wants her lucite back.

  8. She’s following the ‘Lindsay Lohan’ school of life. Maybe Dina can be her ‘Momager’?

  9. Truer words were never spoken Hillery! Plus this dog, poor creature, the parts that aren’t pink, look like it has the mange! Grey and hairless like it has a skin disease. Probably bald from too many chemicles and that braindead whore dipping it in the kitchen sink full of pink dye. The REAL owner of that suit should slip up behind her as she dyes her dog next time and push her ugly mishapen mug under the pink water until her lucite heels clack together three times to send her “home”!

  10. PS: Bet strom is panting and jerking off at the idea of sniffing the crotch of those shorts that are now part of her anatomy because they are so far up her crotch! Done yet strom?

  11. She must have a terrible inferiority complex and thinks that because Paris H and Kim K made it big with no talent and plastic injections she can too. It’s not gonna work in this case. Her face is a nightmare, better covered up w/ shades.

  12. Deare Janet,

    Please please please stop writing about this idiot and her husband!

    It reminds me of Heidi & Spencer all over again! That child needs to take off those shoes (before she breaks her ankle) and go back to school.

    p.s. I don’t care if it they used a vegetable ‘safe’ dye, the ASPCA needs to propose legislation to put an end to pink and blue dyed pets. It is disgusting.

  13. OMG I just noticed her short says PETA! Has anyone contacted PETA fr a comment about the pink dog?? I am sure they don’t want her as a member.

  14. I thought that bodyguard just won a Golden Globe … why in the world would Peter Dinklage have to take another job?

  15. Haven’t commented in a while, but HAD to respond to Junior Spivey…… Cheap shot at Peter Dinklage… He has overcome quite a lot of predijuce and obstacles to become a FINE ACCLAIMED ACTOR. Such a cheap shot at another Human being. For years I worked with a Little Person. who tearfully confided to me all the patronizing and “Belittling” remarks and attitudes she endured all her life that made her feel so bad. Grow a brain and a heart. you tool.

  16. There is something really shameful when people ogle an alleged teenager like this. Surely it’s against the law in some states. She either has to be on drugs or she’s mentally retarded, cause this isn’t normal.

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