CRISS ANGEL IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

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Who’s the person most likely to profit from illusionist David Copperfield’s embarrassing legal woes? Up and coming (translate: hipper and younger) illusionist Criss Angel, of course. Since his legal problems started up, Copperfield has been losing bookings right and left. We imagine Criss’s phone must be ringing nonstop. Not that he needed any extra work. Ironically, Criss appears to be as much of a ladies man as Copperfield.

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  1. Criss Angel THINKS he’s young and hip, but in reality, he’s a guy who’s way past the angsty stage, who looks like he grew up in a Hot Topic store. Or like a Hot Topic store threw up on him.
    Sorry, magicians, illusionists, whatever they call themselves, are still lame and nerdy, but not in a good way. They’re right up there with clowns. Or Jan.

  2. HE WEARS TOO WILD OF CLOTHING JUST THINK IF HE DRESSES PREPPY HE WOULD PROBABLY LOOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

  3. He is still messin’ around with Pam Anderson, even while she is in that sham of a marriage to Rick Salomon. And so goes LasVegas, and Hollywood, and the world. So, the question is: How loooow can we gooooo?

  4. There’s nothing hip about this guy — he’s a tacky Long Island cheeseball. They’re a dime a dozen.

  5. Yeah,
    This guy’s 15 min. are up.
    The closer for me was the fact he kept his wifey under wraps back East while he flaunted his affairs all over the press.
    He’s really unattractive and needs a new stylist ( if he ever had one).
    Any NEW ripe talent out there,
    YOUR CHANCE TO POP IS NOW !

  6. All the above are true. But he is rich, and thats what women are about.

  7. I wish you people would stop trashing Criss Angel. You don’t know anything about him. He’s a sweetheart, and I love him.

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