CRUISING CRAIGS LIST FOR GAY SEX

We thought this much-loved actor had put his predilections behind him but he seems to have relapsed. Although he’s now happily married, he’s been cruising Craig’s List for gay sex. A guy who placed an ad for anonymous sex was surprised when this actor turned up looking high as a kite and thrashed. He explained he’d been partying for a week and “didn’t do this very often” but did not identify himself. Even with his facial hair and messed up looks he was easy to recognize. Let’s hope he gets a grip before he goes off the deep end again.

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  1. Adam Baldwin is NOT one of the Baldwin brothers. Adam Baldwin was in Firefly as Jayne. He has been happily married for decades.

  2. Goran Visnjic. Never heard that he was gay before, but he did star in the movie “The Deep End”. And he is beloved.

  3. What the hell with the advertisements here for personality tests. dumb.

  4. Keanu Reeves, for sure!
    I hooked up with him last year on craig’s list.
    I gave him a pounding and he moaned and jerked around like a wild hog.

  5. Hmmmm.
    Whomever it is, it sounds like he DID “put his predelictions [BEHIND] him.”
    Bwwwhahhhahahhhahhahhhahhhaa!!!

  6. I would love to think that its Robert Downey Jr., I think he is very sexy. In Iron Man, hmmm, sexy biceps.

  7. Love the speculations. Will you ever reveal the true identity of this bisexual furry animal? Tease, tease, tease. Damn it, Janet!

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