DAVID BECKHAM AND TOM CRUISE : A JOINT VENTURE

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Tom Cruise and David Beckham are buddies now, but they’re on the road to becoming business partners. According to a friend of the guys, they’re plotting to team up and buy a soccer team. David is still an awesome player but his career is winding down and he wants to go from soccer player to team owner. Theoretically, the combined star power of David and Tom would attract the biggest and best players. The guys are keeping their plans quiet for now but they’re crunching numbers to put a deal together.

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Posted by hoodlum on April 13, 2008

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  1. By Rose
    On April 13, 2008 at

    Scientologists stick together. Their slogan should be “Xenu Rules!”
    Keep drinking the kool-aid, guys.

  2. By babytee
    On April 13, 2008 at

    Do you notice Beckham has the speaking voice of a prepubescent child? Many attribute it to his many years of overuse of anabolic steroids.

  3. By Anonymous
    On April 13, 2008 at

    these guys trying to over-compensate, going with a bigger bottle?

  4. By Birdie told me
    On April 14, 2008 at

    It’s for sure now that David and the small stone-faced Posh have joined Scientology. Tiny Tom would never undertake a major business deal like this with a non-Scientologist. What a perfect set-up for the tiny crazy hell-bent faggot.

  5. By gerard Vandenberg
    On April 14, 2008 at

    TWO DICKHEADS………..and a bottle of wine.

  6. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Tom wants to sit on the bottle !!!

  7. By LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    On April 14, 2008 at

    they are 2 peas in a pod 1 pod is good and the other 1 is crazy, they belong to each other. I CAN’T STAND TOM CRUISE HIS HAIRCUT 2 IS SOOOOOOOOOO DUMB!

  8. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    homoandhomowannabe

  9. By www.AlienBeings.com
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Mega bucks can’t buy brains. If the Beckhams have joined Scientology (which it appears they have) they will be brain-washed in no time flat. And Tiny Tommy will truly be (at least) the second in command in the psycho world of Scientology, because he landed the biggest fish of all….the idiots from across the pond. LOL

  10. By Sassi
    On April 14, 2008 at

    1 Faggot + 1 Faggot = A paparazzi’s dream story come true when the facts are revealed.

  11. By Osteogal
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Malleolus is kind of a weird name for wine. It’s the name of a bone in your ankle. Hopefully, the wine didn’t taste like feet. The name certainly wouldn’t encourage me to buy it!

  12. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    I can’t believe Posh would fall for the soul-sucking money-grubbing COS. Maybe Becks, but not Posh. Perhaps she’s hatching a plan to take the cult down from inside.

  13. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Tommy will do anything to “partner” up with the lisping baby-talker Becks. He BEAMS when he’s with Becks.

  14. By Anne B. Davis
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise looking really bloated lately?

  15. By **Shhhh**
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Anne, not only does he look bloated, his skin is splotchy, and he has a rather large nose. Maybe his rosy blush is ’cause he’s standing beside the biggest catch of the century for the Scientology nut cases.

  16. By Tony
    On April 14, 2008 at

    These two should never be in any kind of partnership together. Becks makes Tom look like the fat kid next door, and Becks will be seen as ‘crizzazy’ as Tom IS!
    Tom is looking really bad, his skin does look terrible, and he’s definatly out of shape.
    Stay away Becks, Tom is bad news.

  17. By Antonio
    On April 15, 2008 at

    First of all, as a Brazilian person, I can tell you that David Beckham – as a soccer player – is just ok. And I doubt any players will want to play on their team. Ronaldinho? Cristiano Ronaldo? Roomey? Why would they leave their teams to play with Tom and David? Just because they are famous? Oh, dear! It seems these two are still to learn a thing or two about soccer…

  18. By CarlBrego
    On April 15, 2008 at

    My My! Look at Miss Cruise’s wicked blush! The bloated vixen looks as if she’s up to no good. You think she spiked David’s glass and played a little tongue soccer with his “balls” after the conference?

  19. By Pansi
    On April 15, 2008 at

    Same old story; it all boils down to Scientology. The grand-master marries nobody, does major business with nobody, unless they join his one real love, SCI. And the well-informed about this evil cult knows it spells eternal disaster and eternal h***.

  20. By Pansi
    On April 15, 2008 at

    P.S.: And that is 99% sure why he left Nicole…she would not convert to SCI.

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