Tom Cruise and David Beckham are buddies now, but they’re on the road to becoming business partners. According to a friend of the guys, they’re plotting to team up and buy a soccer team. David is still an awesome player but his career is winding down and he wants to go from soccer player to team owner. Theoretically, the combined star power of David and Tom would attract the biggest and best players. The guys are keeping their plans quiet for now but they’re crunching numbers to put a deal together.
Scientologists stick together. Their slogan should be “Xenu Rules!”
Keep drinking the kool-aid, guys.
Do you notice Beckham has the speaking voice of a prepubescent child? Many attribute it to his many years of overuse of anabolic steroids.
these guys trying to over-compensate, going with a bigger bottle?
It’s for sure now that David and the small stone-faced Posh have joined Scientology. Tiny Tom would never undertake a major business deal like this with a non-Scientologist. What a perfect set-up for the tiny crazy hell-bent faggot.
TWO DICKHEADS………..and a bottle of wine.
Tom wants to sit on the bottle !!!
they are 2 peas in a pod 1 pod is good and the other 1 is crazy, they belong to each other. I CAN’T STAND TOM CRUISE HIS HAIRCUT 2 IS SOOOOOOOOOO DUMB!
homoandhomowannabe
Mega bucks can’t buy brains. If the Beckhams have joined Scientology (which it appears they have) they will be brain-washed in no time flat. And Tiny Tommy will truly be (at least) the second in command in the psycho world of Scientology, because he landed the biggest fish of all….the idiots from across the pond. LOL
1 Faggot + 1 Faggot = A paparazzi’s dream story come true when the facts are revealed.
Malleolus is kind of a weird name for wine. It’s the name of a bone in your ankle. Hopefully, the wine didn’t taste like feet. The name certainly wouldn’t encourage me to buy it!
I can’t believe Posh would fall for the soul-sucking money-grubbing COS. Maybe Becks, but not Posh. Perhaps she’s hatching a plan to take the cult down from inside.
Tommy will do anything to “partner” up with the lisping baby-talker Becks. He BEAMS when he’s with Becks.
Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise looking really bloated lately?
Anne, not only does he look bloated, his skin is splotchy, and he has a rather large nose. Maybe his rosy blush is ’cause he’s standing beside the biggest catch of the century for the Scientology nut cases.
These two should never be in any kind of partnership together. Becks makes Tom look like the fat kid next door, and Becks will be seen as ‘crizzazy’ as Tom IS!
Tom is looking really bad, his skin does look terrible, and he’s definatly out of shape.
Stay away Becks, Tom is bad news.
First of all, as a Brazilian person, I can tell you that David Beckham – as a soccer player – is just ok. And I doubt any players will want to play on their team. Ronaldinho? Cristiano Ronaldo? Roomey? Why would they leave their teams to play with Tom and David? Just because they are famous? Oh, dear! It seems these two are still to learn a thing or two about soccer…
My My! Look at Miss Cruise’s wicked blush! The bloated vixen looks as if she’s up to no good. You think she spiked David’s glass and played a little tongue soccer with his “balls” after the conference?
Same old story; it all boils down to Scientology. The grand-master marries nobody, does major business with nobody, unless they join his one real love, SCI. And the well-informed about this evil cult knows it spells eternal disaster and eternal h***.
P.S.: And that is 99% sure why he left Nicole…she would not convert to SCI.