DAVID BECKHAM: WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

Victoria Beckham admits it’s not easy to think up the perfect gift for her husband David, who turned 38 in May. Clever Victoria gave David something he can really use – a gift certificate for more tattoos from his favorite tattoo artist. David already has 32 tattoos but they’re not biker style – most of them are either religious or tributes to his love for family members. There are no ex-girlfriends represented in his skin art.
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9 thoughts on “DAVID BECKHAM: WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

  1. Define “everything”. Could he tell us about the orgies he had and in which underage boys were involved, thank u very much? Could he tell us about one of his good pals, Jimmy Savile?

  2. She could gift him with a certificate to a speech therapist to help him get a manly voice. A penile enlargement would help too.

  3. I’d give him a gift certificate for tattoo r e m o v a l. Ugh. Can’t stand looking at those arms.

  4. I just think it’s all graffiti and ruins the beauty of the natural body

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