DAVID BECKHAM’S UNDERWEAR WILL BE AT A STORE NEAR YOU

Who’s better at selling men’s underwear than David Beckham? David had an epiphany when he realized how much underwear Emporio Armani was selling after he became their spokesperson. When his contract was up (tennis player Rafael Nadel was hired to replace him) Beckham jumped at the chance to create his OWN collection of what he calls “men’s bodywear.” He consulted his soccer team mates on the final designs and his new collection will be distributed by H&M in 1800 stores in 40 countries. Accessible to all.

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  1. I’m sure he will sell a shit load of undies. Most men will think they will exert the same bulge as Beckham is sporting, if they wear his gonch. Dream on boys!

  2. The first time I took my daughter to NYC we were in Times Square, and there was an absolutely HUGE billboard of that David Beckham picture shown above. Every time we walked by it she would turn her head because believe me, as big as that thing looks in that picture, you shoulda seen it on a 30′ (whatever) billboard.

  3. His image has a large photoshopped bulge on it but the true David is revealed when you hear his effeminate voice.

  4. Well, need less to say, I certainly don’t want what he’s selling. I want what’s under what he’s selling.

    And pippa dear, as long as he keeps his mouth busy where it should be busy and doesn’t speak, he could sound like Minnie Mouse, and I wouldn’t care.

  5. you’re a FAGGOT, nanny-fucker or something like that?
    ………..THESE STRINGS ARE MADE FOR YOU!!

  6. When I heard this man talk on television he sounded like a girl.. i was shocked. enough said.

  7. The perpetual unsmiling worried look on Victoria’s face is because of her underlying fear that he is going to cheat again.

  8. Do the underwear come pre-stuffed like that? If so, that’s mostly likely why the sell.

  9. Yummy this man looks really hot in his underwear and makes woman around the world want to have sex with him and yes of course…He is sexy and has nice thighs and wonderful legs and a Hot chest to just want to torch but of course… Keep on wearing those underwear nice looking man.

  10. Casonia, go hose yourself off dear, you’re dripping all over Janet’s site.

  11. I’ve heard him speak several times and he sound fine and I never noticed the least bit effeminate voice, altho he DOES have an English accent. Maybe that’s what is putting some of you off, just an accent and maybe he doesn’t talk real loud.

    As for the look, he’s a real hunk, a great dad, and seems madly in love with his wife. Looking like THAT and being like that, he should be near the front of the line to be cloned! I’ll take one for sure!!!

  12. “Patrick”…I don’t think that was you. Explain yourself. Besides, your spelling has always been so much better than that. me smells a strom.

  13. Does he still play soccer or whatever, (or) is he still on the injured list (or) is he making his living now w/ porn adverts.

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