DAVID HASSELHOFF: THE BRITS DON’T LOVE HIM LIKE THE GERMANS DO
Maybe David Hasselhoff’s inexplicably good luck is finally running out. No matter how awful his publicity, boozer Hasselhoff always seems to bounce back with a new job. But Simon Cowell has come to regret replacing himself with Hasselhoff on his UK hit show “Britain’s Got Talent.” Ratings are dipping, and Cowell is convinced that viewers have not embraced The Hoff. Also, David has great difficulty understanding the British and Irish accents and colloquialisms. Insiders expect Hasselhoff will be replaced at the end of this season.