DEAR READERS, I’VE BEEN CHASING MOVIE STARS FOR SO MANY DECADES THAT I NEED A LITTLE VACATION. I’LL BE GONE FOR A WEEK OR SO – BUT THERE WILL BE A NEW CELEBRITY PHOTO POSTED EVERY DAY TO KEEP IN TOUCH. PLEASE HANG IN THERE UNTIL I RETURN WITH BIGGER AND HOTTER GOSSIP – I’LL MISS YOU ALL! JANET

While Mick Jagger is gearing up for his next Rolling Stones tour, his 20 year old daughter Georgia is modeling her sunglass collection in Brisbane, Australia.

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  1. Remember Janet, if you’re going somewhere tropical, make sure to slather on the sunscreen and NO swimming with sharks.

    PS. If you are planning on lying out on the beach and happen to overindulge on daiquiris, please make sure you have someone nearby, to roll you over every 30 minutes, or so.

  2. Janet, have a great, restful, vacation.
    Please, you don’t miss strom and all his variations do you?

  3. well, let’s say the economic situation is about ten times better than in California.

    ……….SO EMIGRATE, folks!!

  4. Mick’s daughter is a looker!

    Janet C is off on a cruise to nowhere with a few Sam Ronson, Jenney Shimizu, Joan Jett, & Ellen lookalikes!

    The Pied Piper seems very nervous, but it’s not about poster’s!

  5. You can’t see it here, but Georgia May truly needs to get her gapped overbite fixed. It’s positively rodent-like. You know how their teeth keep growing if they don’t chew enough?

  6. have a good time janet!

    it’s not about the posters so stop foisting your personal agenda onto the rest of us , strom

  7. OK so if we see a blind item involving a gossip columnist and some young hot thing rolling in the rum soaked sand of some tropical island it won’t be you?

    Have a great time and have one on me. Make it tequila.

  8. Poor Libby….accusations but no examples!

    Pied Piper will get the PC troops in formation!

  9. Have a great vacation Janet!
    We’ll be right here waiting for your great posts when you get back. Enjoy every minute of your holiday.

    best,
    mikky

  10. Strom is a piss ant, and his mother thoroughly loved doing the black tango.

  11. Ha, amazing hate from the little posters hiding behind their multiple handles! They just can’t stand it!

  12. JC already reported to have scored with a Hillary C impersonator in black pantsuit. Oprah impersonator waiting in the wings!

  13. Enjoy the Democrat dynasty, Dummy.
    The Democrats thank you for your continued support. Fucking genius.

  14. Pied Piper unable to comment on anything relevant!

    JC reports that last night was “electric circus” night on the cruise. All “women” turned on vibrators and marched around the deck while Cher performed in an overhead cage!

  15. JC Cruise update:

    Night ended w/ Bryan Adams impersonator performing “Summer of 69”. Then lights went down and all the “ladies” did too! Thuse far she has fended off advances of Oprah lookalike but has fallen for Hillary C. type!

    Joan Jett version takes the stage tonight as the ship rolls on!

  16. Strom, you need to pull your horny balls out of your dogs ass and give it a rest. Beastiality is something best left to your spouse.

  17. Seriously Strom, , you need to pull your horny balls out of your dogs ass and give it a rest. Beastiality is something best left to your spouse.

  18. JC looking forward to Thanksgiving day and the “girls” on board plan to relax early on from all the parties but after the big meal the lights will go down again and so will they. A Liza Minnelli dress up contest will be held this evening and the pairing off will occur again.

  19. Strom, enough already with the faux lesbian cruise updates.

    And shouldn’t you be busy booking Elmo for next week’s entertainment on Gay Island?

  20. Ha, poor posters seem to worry more about strom than the topic of the thread. Please get a life!

  21. Strom dear, the topic of the thread has nothing to do with lesbian cruises or Janet’s sexual preferences. Or as a 3-year old would say: “you started it”.

  22. Maybe Denise should try sticking to her diet and pay more attention to why her man is staying out so late.
    It’s not about posters.

  23. Mr. Strom

    do you have any family you could be with tonight ? or some friends, because you seem so angry and i gues so alone. I know you must be feeling lousy or you wouldn’t be so hateful so much all the time. We’re in Oregon, near Grants Pass, you could come over if you’d care to. my dad is a doctor, we have room.

    Sally

  24. HAhahaha!
    The little childrens are trying to save you now, asshole.
    Too funny.
    Just get A’s kids. Obey mommy and daddy. Say your prayers.
    And stay away from Janet Charlton’s nuthouse.

  25. The Pied Piper is quick to call people names…not very PC but split personalities are bad that way, it is said.

    JC’s Ultimate Satisfaction Cruise should be headed into the homestretch now. Many of the more muscular “ladies” have scored multiple times and are really strutting about deck. Three Hillary look alikes got into it last night over a famous celeb site hostess!

  26. Thanks Strom, I know I should stick to my diet, but my man is never out late. But thanks for caring. (kisses)

  27. If the poster is referring to the one below…the little imposter must know her…it wasn’t the real Strom’s post, as is easy to see through.

    “Maybe Denise should try sticking to her diet and pay more attention to why her man is staying out so late.
    It’s not about posters.”

  28. That’s not Brisbane it’s Sydney. You can tell by the Sydney Opera House in the background.

  29. Good call…..Probably the Lesbian Cruise to Nowhere didn’t make it to Oz so the picture was just another snag to grab Ad $$$$$.

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