DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, PARIS HILTON TURNS "GAY"
Pass the Adderall! Paris Hilton is STEAMING and ready to explode because Britney Spears and her problems have completely captivated the world press. Paris’s photo value has dropped dramatically. In an effort to revive her popularity, Paris wants us to believe that she’s turned GAY. At least part-time gay. She has a standing reservation at the Falcon club on Sunday nights, which is lesbian night. And of course she’s been cavorting with the openly gay star of “The L Word,” Katherine Moennig. THAT didn’t get her enough attention so Paris made a big deal out of smooching with Elisha Cuthbert, her “House of Wax” costar who’s now on “24,” at a New York club. Next we expect to see her on the back of k.d. lang’s motorcycle.