DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, PARIS HILTON TURNS "GAY"

Pass the Adderall! Paris Hilton is STEAMING and ready to explode because Britney Spears and her problems have completely captivated the world press. Paris’s photo value has dropped dramatically. In an effort to revive her popularity, Paris wants us to believe that she’s turned GAY. At least part-time gay. She has a standing reservation at the Falcon club on Sunday nights, which is lesbian night. And of course she’s been cavorting with the openly gay star of “The L Word,” Katherine Moennig. THAT didn’t get her enough attention so Paris made a big deal out of smooching with Elisha Cuthbert, her “House of Wax” costar who’s now on “24,” at a New York club. Next we expect to see her on the back of k.d. lang’s motorcycle.
Posted by hoodlum on January 31, 2008





By Art Chic
On January 31, 2008 at
She’s such an attention ho I have to say I love it she’s SO over the top; Andy Warhol would love her!
By Anonymous
On January 31, 2008 at
WELL, SHE’S HALF AMAZON ANYWAY WITH THOSE SIZE 11 1/2 FEET, SO ITS PERFECT SHES A DYKE
By ANNON 2012
On January 31, 2008 at
WE ALL KNOW CELEBS GO BOTH WAYS BECAUSE THEY CAN GET ANYBODY THEY WANT AND WHEN THEY WANT
By Art Chic
On January 31, 2008 at
BTW.I will be doing my Paris drag friday night at the hammer bar.
By gerard Vandenberg
On January 31, 2008 at
I bet shes hung bigger than me
By paris belongs in a trailer
On January 31, 2008 at
And wait til Nicole and Joel sell the new Harlow baby pics for money for their charity. Our dear little herpes infested skank will pull another publicity stunt then, too.
By Art Chic
On January 31, 2008 at
Hello pea brained TROLL @3:08. I have personally spoken to Janet Charlton about you impersonating I, the one and only ART CHIC.
For all reading this I’m super busy won’t be posting for a couple of days so anyone posting as ART CHIC will be the impersonating troll.
By Anonymous
On January 31, 2008 at
I saw these two holding hands at an after party for the movie “Bobby” last year.
By Uola Gabor
On January 31, 2008 at
My Dears.In my days a TRUE lady would never stoop to such disgusting means.Paris Hilton is common gutter trash.I will never see why people care for her.She has big feet,bad manors and bad style.
By Art Creep
On January 31, 2008 at
Art Creep.Nobody cares stop your crying.You and your awful comments on here.you got what you gave.LMAO
By Anonymous
On January 31, 2008 at
TROLL INVASION. It is obvious 3:36 and 3:49 are the same TROLL check the spelling and lack of spacing between certain words… you are jealous of Art Chic why not add some gossip instead of trolling on a gossip board, your home life must be miserable.
By Anonymous
On January 31, 2008 at
3:46, you gave yourself away with your peculiar misspelling of the word “manners”.
paris is an attention whore and an odd looking woman but what the excuse of that other girl?
By 3:59
On January 31, 2008 at
I meant to say 3:46, instead of 3:36, is a TROLL thanks 4:00 for comfirming this.
By Seein' is Believin'
On January 31, 2008 at
Damn, this is by far the fugliest pic I have ever seen of her: thin bleached hair, ever-ugly nose, long gawky neck, bony fingers, ugly ‘dress’, ugly shoes. Please, what does Lesbo or straight see in her…she is not even mega-rich anymore.
By Anonymous
On January 31, 2008 at
Look at her huge fucking clodhoppers
By Jenn Schift
On January 31, 2008 at
Her friend Elisha was dating the worst scumbag hockey player Sean Avery. He has a ‘come beat me face’. She is worse than Paris, look how used she looks.
By BJ's house of fashion
On January 31, 2008 at
What is that ugly gray thing she has on. How hideous is that? Gee, the inheritance must have dwindled big time, more than media reported.
By Muriel Heslop
On January 31, 2008 at
Poor Poor nobody Art Chic.she claimed to be so busy that she would”nt be posting.Yet here “it” is posting and not leaving her name.Poor Art nobody Chic.Lives up north and has no clue as to what goes on here other than web-sites and gossip magazines.Someone should inform Art Fat Chic that we know shes still trolling on here and PRETENDING HE HAS A STALKER.lol.Art nobody Chic.Get a life dear.We can spot your insane ramblings a mile away,QUEEN.
P.S. When I spoke to Janet today,she said she doesnt know you, and never got a call from you.Another crazy troll on the internet.
By QUEEN
On January 31, 2008 at
I agree with Muriel Heslop.6:50 p m. thank you thank you i agree 100%
By Anonymous
On January 31, 2008 at
When the hell did this happen to Elisha. She use to be such a girlie girl.
By Thrills 'n spills
On January 31, 2008 at
Thanks to this story, along with numerous others, Hollywood now has the title of “The Eighth Wonder of the World”. Gratitude goes out to all the Holly-weirdos, trannys, lesbos, fags, sluts, druggies, alcoholics, couch whores, bimbos, money-worshippers, pimps, skanks, gutter trash, etc. for making this great honor possible.
By gerard Vandenberg
On January 31, 2008 at
paris’ mouth is “TURNING” into an ANUS again, how come?
By Patrick
On January 31, 2008 at
You mean…Arts … A GUY!!??
But I’ve been secretly fantasizing at nights while sucking on my blanky!
Raats!
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
3:08, 3:46, 3:49 6:50, 7:41 pm
By Anne B. Davis
On February 1, 2008 at
Pathetic. Why doesn’t Paris actually go out and make herself useful — or at least appear to have earned all of the unwarranted attention she gets. Turning ‘gay’ is such a sad, ridiculous thing to do for the sake of getting her pic taken. I’ve been gay all my life and trust me, we don’t want her on our team. Go back to being straight, Paris. In fact, just go. Away. Far, far away.
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
To Anne B. Davis,
Paris doesn’t know what “useful” is. If it doesn’t relate to self-promotion, she doesn’t even come close to understanding.
She makes me sick and I would be thrilled if I never saw her koala face again. She is not pretty, she is big as a house and has no talent. Be gone!
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
I wish Paris would do something productive with her life.
By Going going gone
On February 1, 2008 at
6:53 AM: But she IS doing something productive with her life. Think of this…when she goes to the Hollywood bars and hotspots, all the druggies, lowlifes, hanger-ons, paparazzi, etc. flock around her and these ‘places of business’ get free advertising. Now if THAT is not doing something productive, I don’t know what is. LOL
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
She’s bi gay bestial and incestrious but rarely straight. She will travel world wide do whatever with a robot or kinky products, food, inanimate objects and goods, she’s good to go for a beating and torture but it will cost you a few extra thousand and some costly material goods as well.
By Art Chic
On February 1, 2008 at
I am Art Chic hear me ROAR!
By Art Chic
On February 1, 2008 at
If Art Chic farted in the woods would anyone care?
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
3:08, 3:46, 3:49, 6:50, 7:41 pm
8:50 ang 8:51 am
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
3:08, 3:46, 3:49, 6:50, 7:41 pm
8:50 ang 8:51 am
agn 9:07 am
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
its going to take alot more than paris converting to, two can chew to get press above crazy britney.
By Lettuce Pray
On February 1, 2008 at
She is about as screwed up as Britney, she just doesn’t show it (too much) outwardly (yet). She has never looked so hideous nor worn anything so hideous.
By meth kills
On February 1, 2008 at
art freak,
put the pipe down!
By meth kills
On February 1, 2008 at
art freak,
put the pipe down!
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2008 at
3:08, 3:46, 3:49, 6:50, 7:41 pm
8:50 and 8:51 am
9:07 am and 4:54 pm
By Pari's Obituary
On February 1, 2008 at
If Paris really wants to upstage everyone and have us talking about her for ever, she should kill herself. That would be the best thing for her image.
By Anonymous
On February 2, 2008 at
Paris is now a lesbo? Plueeeeeeeze.
By NOBODY
On February 2, 2008 at
WTF
By Paris Hilton
On February 2, 2008 at
Desperate for attention, Art Chic turns “gay”
By Anonymous
On February 2, 2008 at
paris is so bored with life.
By Anonymous
On February 3, 2008 at
I had a dream that her pussy smelled rotten.
By Jonathan P. Seagull
On February 3, 2008 at
Paris has ZERO morals, nada, nothing, zip, so she sees nothing wrong with being part time lesbo and a man-hungry ho at the same time. Poor misguided soul; I would not be her for all the tea in China, nor for all the riches in Gollyweird. No way, Jose.
By Anonymous
On February 4, 2008 at
I like the post, of feb. 2nd 5:47 p m. She was kissing 2 girls in the alley.