DID BRAD PITT GROW THIS BEARD TO PLAY A TROJAN WARRIOR?

Everything is perfect about this photo except, of course, Brad Pitt‘s chin. How long must we endure these gray billy goat whiskers? They don’t even match his hair. He has a normal haircut and a crazy looking beard. What role could require Brad to raise this awful facial hair? It’s rumored that he’s filming Homer’s Odyssey – was this the style in Greece in the 8th century BC? Brad took Angelina out to dinner in New York without the kids.

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  1. Yes, ancient Greeks (Homeric era) did wear beards. Shaven faces were not in vogue until the time of Alexander the Great (mid 300’s BC)

  2. I have a better question. How long do we have to endure these two trying to project an “everything is fine” image? I know I speak for a LOT of people when I say I can’t wait for him to finally kick her controlling, arrogant, self-centered, bony ass to the curb.

  3. To constantly be on planes traveling the world, 6 kids and 6 mansions to take care of, making movies, etc. is mind-boggling. I have read in 5 mags that they fight all the time and all the PDA is for the cameras. I think Jen is still hoping they will break up, but it is doubtful they will re-unite. But, hey, this is GollyWeird and anything can happen, and usually does. He looks like h**l warmed over with that beard and like he is in a daze half the time. She is now and always will be a nut-case.

  4. No one wants to believe they really could be compatible and happy. Why does it spell doom just because they have an occasional spat?
    It wouldn’t matter if they were together for 25 years– there are always going to be “well-placed, inside sources” swearing it’s an acrimonious, unhappy union on the verge of an irreparable split.

  5. Gee, all the guy has to do is be clean shaven and well groomed and he makes 30 million a year and he can’t even do that. No one wants to see someone who looks like a bum in a movie — unless he is Johnny Depp.

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