We were shocked to hear that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are separated after less than three years of marriage. Of course we want to know WHAT HAPPENED. We always knew Justin preferred NY to LA – he wears black all the time and prefers a more kinetic lifestyle. Jennifer is, of course, a real California girl – she loves the easy luxury of her magnificent LA home. Jennifer also has a swanky New York place that’s undergoing a LONG million dollar renovation. Her neighbors aren’t happy and one griped and spied until Theroux sued him and he sued Theroux back. No wonder Jen spent so little time there. Anyway, much of the split could be due to the California VS New York lifestyle. And NO, Jennifer is absolutely NOT interested in getting back together with Brad Pitt!
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no, she is unfruitful.
Poor TV Jenn, always playing the victim
She and Brad have remained close friends, and will eventually get back together. I give it a year.
I think that NY apartment belongs to Justin, not Jen, so she’ll no longer have to deal with that annoying neighbor.
Have no idea what broke these two up, but the much-touted spread of Jennifer’s house in Architectural Digest was such a poorly disguised advertisement for “SMART WATER,” that we were left to wonder about Aniston’s judgment.
We get it, honey: you get the big bucks for shilling what in all likelihood is chemically-adjusted LA tap water, but c’mon. That was a lapse in AD’s usual standards, at the very least.
Maybe the relentless grubbing for a buck turned Justin off.
Is Justin a scumbag? Anybody know? Janet?
Justin is gorgeous and has sizemeat, if photos showing bulge and VPL are to be believed. What does Justin want with that old bag? money?
Prediction: Brad and Jen will not get back together. Lover-boy does not want to wake up to her hideous large chin. He can have all the babes he can handle.