DID TIGER WOODS’ WIFE BEAT HIM UNCONSCIOUS WITH A GOLF CLUB?

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The more Tiger Woods slams the door on the inquisitive cops, the more intriguing his “story” becomes. Apparently, he’s had advice from a lawyer and decided not to discuss his embarrassing crash with the police. But it’s not difficult to put the pieces together and figure out exactly what happened. We picture tiger’s wife Elin, shortly before the accident, alternately waving the National Enquirer in Tiger’s face, screaming accusations of cheating, and battering him. Tiger, like many men, chose to leave when the going got rough, and as he grabbed his keys, Elin tore after him with a golf club. He leaped into his Cadillac SUV with Elin hot on his heels, smashing all the car windows she could reach. As he looked back at her he slammed into the fire hydrant and tree. In photos it appears that the vehicle was only damaged on the front passenger side. Yet, somehow he ended up unconscious on the ground. Did Elin BEAT him unconscious? SIGNIFICANTLY, the neighbor with property damage called 911, NOT Elin. Did the cops check for blood on the golf club? It’s a juicy story and it’s bound to reverberate for awhile – especially since the “party girl” Tiger is accused of cheating with, has hired Gloria Allred.

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  1. Tiger Woods has all but admitted he cheated by telling a friend he needs a “Kobe sized ring” & that “his wife went ghetto on him”. He was also smashed on pain killers at the time of the incident. No charges except possibly failure to properly operate a motor vehicle will be filed.

    The first police officers to come upon the accident scene, looked the other way so fast, they all currently have whiplash. No 911 call evidence, no post incident interview. If they ran a blood tox screen at the hospital, Tiger might face DUI for narcotics.

    Gloria Allred & the whore will try for their 15 minutes. The Enquirer will carve them up.
    Except in the court of public opinion, this case is over. It remains to be seen if the marriage survives.

  2. If his wife assaulted him she should be brought up on charges of domestic violence. This is a blade that cuts both ways and the police should NOT be turning a blind eye simply because Tiger’s a gazillionaire… and a man. Since speculation is so rife that he was injured, I fail to see how the cops aren’t pressing this investigation. It’s a miscarriage of the “celebrity justice” kind. Pure and simple.

  3. Tiger’s fixer is/was pitiful ought to be fired cause Tiger’s lost his good repuation and has become a laughingstock -imagine, being domestically abuyour tiny blond wife beating you down to the ground with… a GOLF CLUB. Cause a boild outed your mistress.

    This proves water rises to it’s own level Mr and Mrs Tiger Woods are low class ghetto folk.

  4. Agent Ego, please resubmit your post when you can speak English. Thanks.

  5. Good point about…same could be said for the entire NBA and anyone who dates a Kardashian.

  6. Look really carefully. Does it look like Elin has a tiny vampire tooth hanging out the right side. Also, does it look like Tiger has a tiny vampire tooth hanging out the front. Someone let me know if my tired old eyes are playing tricks. Gracias

  7. I saw a clip of this Rachel chick from 2001, she looks like she had mucho plastic surgery. It’s an extreme makeover, unrecognizable.

  8. NO ONE HAS ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT THE VAMPIRE TEETH THAT I WROTE 7 HOURS AGO.

    Also…..this is just a little glitch for the famous mega-rich one. If anything, he will be even more of a playa, just more discreet next time.

  9. Lil Off Broadway,

    Your comment was funny.

    If Elin did get him with the golf club, Tiger probably has a head injury…and that could have very serious, on-going repercussions for Tiger. He more than met his match, the jerk.

  10. I see Elins vampire tooth. Ah ha!! How funny!!
    Really, how pathetic is it that Tiger calls his girlfriend up after his wige goes through his phone. He beggs her to take her name off the ansewering message so that his wife will not know who it is?!
    Ha ha ha. Crack up!!! He has the nerve to say, “My wife went “Getto” on me!!” Yeah, she probably beat your ass, and rightfully so, you Horndog. Cheater cheater Cheeeaatter…!!!!!!

    ea haha

    What now Tiger!! Are you gonna go “Black” on her??

  11. He’s a jerk for cheating and lying; and if she beat him up she is just as wrong as Chris Brown.

  12. Why did Tiger get married in the first place if he had so many Girlfriends?

  13. I think Elin should take a LARGE sum of Tigers’ money and then re-marry a poor White man for LOVE so that she and her new husband can live like queen and king off of the cheater named TIGER WOODS!!!

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