DID YOU THINK “FIFTY SHADES OF GREY” WAS SEXY?

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Marketing for “Fifty Shades of Grey” has been brilliant. it opened in 58 countries simultaneously and pulled in 158 million dollars in one long Valentines weekend. As delighted as Universal Studios execs are, we wonder if people who paid to see the film are anywhere near as satisfied. We were lucky to be invited to a screening and agree with Madonna that the movie was NOT sexy. Jamie Dornan’s character Christian was rather prissy and kept hinting there was a dark reason for his dominant predilections, but we never learned what it was. In fact, there really was no plot. It was like half a book was filmed, and the overly long movie ended abruptly without much happening. Of course, negative word of mouth won’t matter, because big money has already been made.

Posted by Janet on February 15, 2015

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  1. By mister baja
    On February 15, 2015 at

    americans really have sex?
    hahahahahahahahahaha: WHEN & WHERE!!

  2. By deva
    On February 16, 2015 at

    No plot

  3. By Elizabeth
    On February 16, 2015 at

    50 shades too much…

  4. By Natalie
    On February 16, 2015 at

    Would not waste my time on something like this. Also, people can’t complain about spending money on a terrible movie if they don’t wait to read the reviews on it first.

  5. By ah-yuck
    On February 16, 2015 at

    50 shades of stupidity.

  6. By Philberto Cardenez
    On February 16, 2015 at

    50 shades of Walmart $1 DVD bin…

  7. By Strom
    On February 16, 2015 at

    I’m so fat and massive my PCA can’t wheel me into the door of a movie theater. I’ll have to wait for Netflix.

  8. By Strom
    On February 16, 2015 at

    This is the REAL ME!!

    Imposter!!!

  9. By EM
    On February 16, 2015 at

    I got through about 2 chapters of the book, it was such drivel not erotic at all and seemed like it was written by a 13year old who had failed basic English. So I’m certainly not going to waste my money on the movie. Luckily didn’t waste any money on the book either just borrowed it from a friend who also hated it.

  10. By anonTWO
    On February 16, 2015 at

    LOL.
    I wont waste my time, money or brain cells on this tripe.

  11. By allan
    On February 17, 2015 at

    what did people expect stupid book stupid movie

  12. By Strom
    On February 17, 2015 at

    Poor little imposter….got 2 stupid little gay posts while he slipped away from the call center. It so wants to be Strom!

  13. By Strom
    On February 17, 2015 at

    Imposter so wants to be me and can’t. Go back to the call center.

  14. By Noblecascade
    On February 20, 2015 at

    I read the books and enjoyed them and loved the movie. Looking forward to the second movie but I hear already there is trouble.

  15. By Trumpian Anal Orange Residue
    On September 29, 2016 at

    I just saw the movie for the first time and loved it. Jamie Dornan took a lot of crap for his acting but he was awesome. He did it all with his eyes. And he’s gorgeous, perfect, sexy. Dakota Johnson is the real deal. The girl can act. I DO want to see the sequels.

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