DITA VON TEESE: MORE THAN A GLAMOUR GIRL

We still can’t get over the Dita Von Teese- Marilyn Manson divorce. We thought they were the perfect Hollywood couple. Whatever Marilyn did or did not do to cause Dita to file (SHE doesn’t talk about it) – we predict he’ll live to regret it. Friends of the once-happy pair say that Dita is not only a glamour girl of the first order, but a HOUSEWIFE too! “She’s a homebody – she cooks like a dream, cleans and keeps house – and she does it all in stiletto heels!” We also hear that Dita is taking the high road- she doesn’t want Marilyn’s money – she has her own (MAC cosmetics takes very good care of her, thank you very much!) Currently Dita is working in Europe, and we bet Marilyn is missing those home-cooked meals and black seamed stockings!

19 Comments so far

1. By Babs
   On January 21, 2007 at

   Marilyn is a fool. He never had it so good.

2. By Anonymous
   On January 21, 2007 at

   SHE’LL DO WAY BETTER

3. By Patrick
   On January 21, 2007 at

   OH MY GOD!
   This woman is a feast!

4. By eau so fresh
   On January 21, 2007 at

   He was lucky to have snagged her in the first place.
   He’s NOT FRESH.

5. By Anonymous
   On January 21, 2007 at

   She looks like a glamourous actress circa 1940’s.

6. By Anonymous
   On January 21, 2007 at

   He’s gross! I’m sure it got old watching him put on his creepy make-up and his
   “I’m spooky” contact lens every day.
   He’s been over for years. That teenager he took up with is the only person who still thinks he’s cool.

7. By Anonymous
   On January 21, 2007 at

   She deserves a fortune for putting up with that Sci-fi nerd and all his nonsense. He’s a pig.

8. By Dr. Phil
   On January 21, 2007 at

   One thing not mentioned is that Dita is a ding bat. For everything she can do, she obviously doesn’t have a lick of sense in how to pick a guy. A girl who can cook but has no common sense. She is one of those that likes to treated like shit by guys.

9. By Hedda Bopper
   On January 21, 2007 at

   Never heard of her.Frankley I think she looks like someone working the nite shift at Cantors on fairfax.His act is older than Liza”s.Why would anyone marry him other than getting some press?……Oh No!

10. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 21, 2007 at

    Never heard of her.Frankley I think she looks like someone working the nite shift at Cantors on fairfax.His act is older than Liza”s.Why would anyone marry him other than getting some press?……Oh No!

11. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 21, 2007 at

    Never heard of her.Frankley I think she looks like someone working the nite shift at Cantors on fairfax.His act is older than Liza”s.Why would anyone marry him other than getting some press?……Oh No!

12. By Anonymous
    On January 22, 2007 at

    How did someone so smart and well rounded decided to marry a guy who is so psycho? Maybe because she’s not all that smart and has a bad tendency to always pick horrible mates. She deserves this misery as much as anyone would for being such a lousy judge in character. In other words, she just a plain loser.

13. By spy
    On January 22, 2007 at

    Nobody should assume that she’s little miss perfect and it’s all his fault. We don’t know what really happened.

14. By Anonymous
    On January 22, 2007 at

    Oh please! Dita knew what he was like and up to. What is she a saint now? Who cared about her before MM? She has nothing to hide?

15. By Art Chic
    On January 22, 2007 at

    Birds of a feather freak together…methink she got tired of being MM’s coke ho as for him…I’m predicting a burn out overdose death/suicide so he can make himself a historical figure.

16. By Anonymous
    On January 22, 2007 at

    She probably got wise and figured out she was living with a very troubled human being. I can’t even believe it was a real love relationship..he is the most digusting “thing”..

17. By Anonymous
    On January 23, 2007 at

    -Marilyn Manson. He’s almost as gross as Howard Stern.

18. By Mel
    On January 23, 2007 at

    There are rumors going around that she could not find him to serve his divore papers. He was probably checking out the dept. store a getting an erection looking at the make-up.

19. By ANITA
    On January 30, 2007 at

    just ditas “i dos.” intend to cheat on manson during our whole marriage with as many men as i can.intend to use him in every way i can til i get everything i want from him and then divorce him.intend to hurt,humiliate,and disrespect him in every way possible for no reason because i really am a “touched woman.” intend to lie and put him down because that makes me look better and him no good.intend to treat my 2 dogs better than him.intend to not to stand by him even though he’ll always stand by me.intend to not feel guilty because i’m not going to honor my wedding vows and i know manson will because he really does love me,and he respects the wedding vows because of his love for me.

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