DITA VON TEESE’S TASTE IN CARS MATCHES HER WARDROBE

We’re huge fans of Dita Von Teese’s vintage style, but we have to confess her car is the big attraction in this photo. Dita showed up for an appointment in Los Angeles in this dark green classic Cadillac with perfect whitewalls. She looked great in her high waisted pedal pushers but we can’t take out eyes off that shiny car…

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28 thoughts on “DITA VON TEESE’S TASTE IN CARS MATCHES HER WARDROBE

  1. Great rental…the price of that car is out of her budget.

    Fame whore, exceptional!

  2. I was thinking the same thing but maybe her boyfriend gave her the car?

  3. cut the crap, this vintage-mobile costs peanuts compared to a new Porsche or something.
    AMERICAN LIKE IT TO BE FOOLED?

  4. Does anybody know where I can find a cheap, slightly used, cruise ship?

  5. Out of her price range? Folks…do yout research please. Dita is one of the highest paid Burlesque performers in the world. She performs all over the world and does private parties like all famous singers do. Plus she has a perform line coming out, has a lingerie line and is the face of her own line of liquor. The bitch makes bank…

  6. Whenever I see or hear about this Woman all I can think of is Marilyn Manson defiling her.

  7. She is a very classy whore yes that’s what she is a sex-worker=stripper. She has the bucks to buy that car many times over as she is an international whore and her high class French boyfriend came from nobility=bucks. Again for being a ho she is top-shelf.

  8. She’s not a whore, she doesn’t have sex for money. She’s a performer people, get your heads out of the gutter and grow up. She does a burlesque act that is top notch and it is teasing. I don’t think she even shows her bottom parts nude. What she does for a living is no worse than the female 9or male) actors who appear nude or semi-nude on film for pay.

    And the car reminds me of the ones my dad drove me around in as a little little girl. The backs seats were HUGE and I was always scared to death because of his drinking, that we were going to get in an accident, but we never did. In the time before seatbelts. I wonder if that thing has power steering?

  9. People here’s modern day-education from Uncle Mel Zipskin. Get your pencils or iPads out.

    Merriam – Webster defines SEX WORKER as a Noun
    : a person whose work involves sexually explicit behavior;

    Synonyms: bawd, call girl, cocotte, courtesan, drab, harlot, hooker, hustler, prostitute, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, whore

    Hm let’s see…getting wet and NAKED while in a gigantic champagne glass is SEXUALLY EXPLICIT …you idiot! Yes she’s a strumpet, big deal- she CHOSES TO POSE NAKED. Posting naked for pay makes one a SEXWORKER according to the dictionary.

    Dumbass. Its 2012! Wake up.

  10. Mel, YOU’RE the “dumbass” if you think performing onstage for an audience is the same thing as fucking for pay. My GAWD what kind of dinosaur ARE you ANYWAY…besides a STUPID one that is?

  11. PS: “strumpet”?????? How the hell OLD ARE YOU? 100 or more? Strumpet was a word used in the 1800’s I’m pretty sure. Damn dude, grow the fuck up already! She’s not FUCKING anybody, in fact nobody is even touching her. Her ACT is simply that, an ACT performed in an elegant and exotic way that thousands around the world admire the ARTful way she performs.

    Get you tiny head out of your too-tight anus and come up for some badly overdue oxygen! You’re evidently STARVED for it if your brain is THAT old-fashioned!

    Who the hell is she HURTING? If YOU don’t want to see her lovely, well kept, in shape, creamy skinned body, DON’T GO TO HER SHOW! That’s EASY! Stay home and wind your Grandfather clocks and play tiddlywinks or stick and hoop down the street for some excercise. Maybe this site will get lucky and a bus will come along while your hundred year old withered corpse-like covered skin is getting it’s first bit of sunshine in 45 years, or since your wife died and or quit giving it to you and made you so bitter and hateful against the natural female form in all it’s perfection and loveliness. Too bad YOU ain’t gettin any! (But not for the ladies out there, I wouldn’t wish YOU on top of ANY of them, even a dead one)!

  12. The raging lunatic house-cow… spazzing defending a hooker…looks like shes about to lose what little is left of her mind…over a CELEBRITY SEXWORKER, lol.

  13. Mell, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a person of your advanced age can’t comprehend what I was asking you. But let me just ask one more thing if you’ll indulge me, WHY oh WHY are you so irate over this woman making a living at something she studied as an lost art and brought back to the enjoyment and appreciation of so many people around the world where she travels to do her shows, not SEX mind you, but SHOWS.

    I ask you…why does that make you so insane?

  14. Rita shes done porn. I think sticking a dildo in her kitty kat. How much does she get per show? All that nudity and noone get’s horny? A top price with a gorgeous guy, rita she will be burelesquing on that cock. Who’s going to know and who care’s a girl got eat, workout and drive nice cars.

  15. “The raging lunatic house-cow”

    What an appropriate handle for her.

  16. The car gives her $15 for lap dances.

    Double-headed sex toy anyone?

  17. I like Dita. No reason, I just like her. As for the car, well. if it’s worth 100 G’s, then, at least, ( if kept in good condition) it will increase in value. My SC 430 cost more, (Canadian) , but lost almost half it’s value when I drove it off of the lot. So…. Dita made a wise investment. Not only does the car suit her, but should she ever need the cash, it’s easy to sell it at Scottsdale, and even make a profit !

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