DOES LANA DEL REY KNOW WHAT’S UNDER AXL ROSE’S HAT?

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Singer Lana Del Rey’s childhood dream is coming true- she’s going out with her rockstar idol Axl Rose. She’s had a crush on the Guns n’ Roses front man for years, and has been seen at several concerts. She even wrote a song about him when she was younger. So we’re betting 25 year old Lana can barely contain her excitement when keeping company with Axl , who is now 50 and somewhat past his prime in the looks department. (That MUSTACHE!) They were photographed leaving Chateau Marmont together and as usual the follicly challenged rocker had his head covered. As Andy Warhol said, sometimes getting what you want is the worst thing that can happen to you.

10 Comments so far

1. By Muffie
   On April 8, 2012 at

   Ew-leck!

   That’s almost as bad as Brett Michael’s bandana monstrosity!

2. By Hillary's Duff
   On April 8, 2012 at

   She will fill her nose with his stench and put up with it in order to empty his wallet of it’s greenbacks. It’s very Hipster these days.

3. By yoyo
   On April 9, 2012 at

   Lana must be too young to remember Axl’s bad temper.

4. By forrest gump
   On April 9, 2012 at

   not much, thehairs are now around his mouth instead of on his skull.
   THAT’S WHY THE CAP!!

5. By Strom
   On April 9, 2012 at

   She will find out what is behind his zipper!

6. By Christine India
   On April 9, 2012 at

   And smoking, too. Wow, she’s a big girl now. Madness prevails here, not to mention lack of common sense.

7. By Walt Cliff
   On April 9, 2012 at

   In his heyday, this guy could really blow up the mic with his vocal ability. Their earlier concerts were quite the show. He had the stamina of ten people.

   He needs to cut the hair so it is not touching his shoulders and get rid of those ugly hats too.

8. By missyco
   On April 9, 2012 at

   Whats with walking around smoking? It looks “cheap”….ha ha ha

9. By gogo
   On April 9, 2012 at

   Duff was always MY favorite! Axl is like the Scottish janitor from The Simpsons mixed in with Jeff Foxworthy don’t ya think?

10. By E
    On April 15, 2012 at

    Ew. Axl used to be great onstage but he’s such a creep. And violent. What a dream, not. And that mustache thing makes him even more gross.

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