DONALD TRUMP'S HIGH OCTANE VODKA

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Even Donald Trump doesn’t look too confident about his Trump Super Premum Vodka – maybe because he’s never tasted it. Non-drinker Trump chose an odd product to put his name on – we think a hairspray would have been more appropriate. Guests who attended the Trump vodka party at Le Deux complained that they were charged $20 for valet parking – for a PARTY! All the tables were reserved for celebrities who got photographed on the red carpet and promptly left. “The party was jammed with ordinary people who weren’t allowed to sit at the empty tables or open the Trump vodka bottles on them. The DJ played The Apprentice theme song “Money” when Donald arrived with great fanfare, preceded by security guards clearing the way. Even HE left after ten minutes.”
Sorry Donald, we’re sticking with Jimi Hendrix vodka.

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Posted by Janet on January 19, 2007

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  1. By Patrick
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Hah Hah!
    That’s a party?
    Pathetic.
    Cousin It!
    You’re fired!!

  2. By Jim Morrison
    On January 20, 2007 at

    We stopped by Trumphs party and it was lame…Jimi Hendrix Electric Vodka Rocks ……… Did da Donald try and copy the square Hendrix Bottle?

  3. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Trump YOUR VODKA’S FIRED, we would fire you Trump but you are already going bankrupt, so how can we fire you…….hmmm

  4. By spy
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Why would anybody attend one of his events? {{{shudder}}}

  5. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    What’s going on? Have you noticed
    that a lot of “celebs” are squinting?

  6. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    trump is not a celeb. he’s white trash who conned people into thinking he’s something worth talking about.

  7. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Trump has been quoted as saying that he does not drink and does not care for people who do. I guess he put this aside when he found out he could make a few dollars marketing hooch to poor slobs who think he is respectable. Anyone who buys this product is a fool.

  8. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Hendrix Electric Vodka is already blowing up and I’ve yet to see a single bottle of Trumps vodka anywhere…….. Who would you rather party with JImi…Donald…JImi…Donald…JImi….hmmmmm

  9. By Tamika
    On January 20, 2007 at

    I’ve actually tried Trumph Vodka and it sucked!!! I’ve also been to a few JImi Hendrix Vodka parties in LA and they were packed w/ celebs and the vodka was fab!! Perhpas Donald should take some cues from JImi on how to attract celebs….. answer: Be Cool
    Donald, your not!!!

  10. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    THROW A PARTY AND LEAVE, A
    PARTY FOR VODKA AND NO DRINKS
    SERVED…IS IT JUST ME, WHY
    BOTHER?

  11. By Anonymous
    On January 20, 2007 at

    What’s next? Toilet paper?

  12. By american_in_holland
    On January 20, 2007 at

    What a whore.

  13. By Diana Austin
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Hendrix Electric, …sounds like sex.

  14. By Miss Kitty
    On January 20, 2007 at

    Iceberg Vodka from Canada is the best.. meow 😉

  15. By Bunny Marley
    On January 21, 2007 at

    It’s electric! Boogie Woogie Woogie… He DON’T got tha Boogie….

  16. By booty call
    On January 21, 2007 at

    Donald WON’T take you on a Party Ride. But HE IS RIGHT about ROSIE! What a SWINE PIG she/it is!

  17. By Anonymous
    On January 21, 2007 at

    He should sell sex cream for men with old balls!

  18. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 21, 2007 at

    Glad his new show is a BOMB.Tacky lil man with a tacky lil —-!……Oh No!

  19. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 21, 2007 at

    Glad his new show is a BOMB.Tacky lil man with a tacky lil —-!……Oh No!

  20. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 21, 2007 at

    Glad his new show is a BOMB.Tacky lil man with a tacky lil —-!……Oh No!

  21. By Anonymous
    On January 22, 2007 at

    Talk about someone whose 15 minutes are over! What a loser.

  22. By Anonymous
    On January 22, 2007 at

    I’ll stick with Sammy Hagar Cabo Wabo Tequila!!

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