DON'T TOUCH WILMER VALDERRAMA!

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Wilmer Valderrama’s large and tempermental bodyguard is getting his boss in trouble. Last week the goon sent a clubgoer outside Area to the hospital. The powerful Samoan has a short temper when it comes to Wilmer – he goes almost everywhere with him and seems to live in his house. This guy used to be a security guard for promoter Brent Bolthouse and apparently Wilmer liked his style. A few months ago the guard beat up an employee of another club and Wilmer had to fork over $10,000 to pay the injured guy off. Why Wilmer even NEEDS a bodyguard is still a mystery.

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Posted by Janet on January 14, 2007

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  1. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!

  2. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!

  3. By Hedda Bopper
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!

  4. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Ya, I agree with Hedda. Can’t see why Fez is so popular with the ladies or why he needs a body guard… unless it’s his boyfriend.

  5. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Doesn’t he own restaurant or something?
    I guess he could need a bg if he’s dealing drugs.

  6. By Patrick
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Dude…those are some sleepy lookin eyes.
    Can ya hook me up?

  7. By silkies
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Can we say EGO — goodness — is he scared of Lindsey Lohan???

  8. By Oh Mary
    On January 15, 2007 at

    I vote for boyfriend, personally. Who KNOWS what they get into later in the night away from prying eyes!

  9. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Straight up the butt.

  10. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Yes, he is gayer than fruit salad. Any man who talks about his penis so much has to have some issues. He kissed and told on Howard Stern-no class and no career, unless you count the Golden Globe nominated series, “Yo Mamma”. He’s bankrupt in five years.

  11. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    He has a Richard Ramirez quality about him.

  12. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    The guy who got beat up should have gotten more money than that! Wilmer probably spends 10k a year on leopard thongs and creepy man jewelry. Sue the prick!

  13. By Anonymous
    On January 15, 2007 at

    Brent Bolthouse is a true pillar of society.

  14. By Anonymous
    On January 28, 2007 at

    Wilmer’s success has gone to his head. He is arrogant and cocky. He says his penis is 8 inches long. YEAH RIGHT IN HIS MIND!!!! Oh whatever, he may be bi-curious. Anyway, that big mouth is going to get him in trouble.

  15. By Anonymous
    On January 29, 2007 at

    He is the typical guy (loosely speaking), they always brag about their body parts. When you see the real deal it is nothing but a joke. He says it is 8 inches, YEAH RIGHT!!!! Cocky, arrogant and big-headed. I think he has forgotten all this success can easily disappear.

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