DON'T TOUCH WILMER VALDERRAMA!

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Wilmer Valderrama’s large and tempermental bodyguard is getting his boss in trouble. Last week the goon sent a clubgoer outside Area to the hospital. The powerful Samoan has a short temper when it comes to Wilmer – he goes almost everywhere with him and seems to live in his house. This guy used to be a security guard for promoter Brent Bolthouse and apparently Wilmer liked his style. A few months ago the guard beat up an employee of another club and Wilmer had to fork over $10,000 to pay the injured guy off. Why Wilmer even NEEDS a bodyguard is still a mystery.

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15 thoughts on “DON'T TOUCH WILMER VALDERRAMA!

  1. Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!

  2. Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!

  3. Maybe he needs a bodygaurd to keep the fathers of all the underage girls he does away from him?Hes Sleazy and has dead cockaroach eyes.Hes always given me the creeps and if he didnt have a bodygaurd id throw my shoe at his fat bloated greasy head……Oh No!

  4. Ya, I agree with Hedda. Can’t see why Fez is so popular with the ladies or why he needs a body guard… unless it’s his boyfriend.

  5. Doesn’t he own restaurant or something?
    I guess he could need a bg if he’s dealing drugs.

  6. Can we say EGO — goodness — is he scared of Lindsey Lohan???

  7. I vote for boyfriend, personally. Who KNOWS what they get into later in the night away from prying eyes!

  8. Yes, he is gayer than fruit salad. Any man who talks about his penis so much has to have some issues. He kissed and told on Howard Stern-no class and no career, unless you count the Golden Globe nominated series, “Yo Mamma”. He’s bankrupt in five years.

  9. The guy who got beat up should have gotten more money than that! Wilmer probably spends 10k a year on leopard thongs and creepy man jewelry. Sue the prick!

  10. Wilmer’s success has gone to his head. He is arrogant and cocky. He says his penis is 8 inches long. YEAH RIGHT IN HIS MIND!!!! Oh whatever, he may be bi-curious. Anyway, that big mouth is going to get him in trouble.

  11. He is the typical guy (loosely speaking), they always brag about their body parts. When you see the real deal it is nothing but a joke. He says it is 8 inches, YEAH RIGHT!!!! Cocky, arrogant and big-headed. I think he has forgotten all this success can easily disappear.

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